Mr Happy. I normally find your posts rather witty with a certain charm, however, sometimes you can be a bit of an oaf :-)
A bit of sunburn doesn't affect us Southerners as we are more used to the sun down here. South of the M25, the sun regularly makes an appearance, casting brilliant rays of shimmering diamonds through the smog overhead, as the cloying diesel fumes supress the mossies and midges.