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Wimmin as dirt detectors
« on: April 01, 2012, 06:04:31 PM »
Why do they have that knack? You can clean and clean and clean and check and check and check and the second they walk in they unfailingly find all those stains you missed and stuff you forgot about. And then you are in the shit  whistle:
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 06:20:04 PM »
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 06:23:48 PM »
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 06:36:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 01, 2012, 06:04:31 PM
Why do they have that knack? You can clean and clean and clean and check and check and check and the second they walk in they unfailingly find all those stains you missed and stuff you forgot about. And then you are in the shit  whistle:

Best you just sweep them off their feet then  whistle:
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 06:38:18 PM »
Chase Tipsy with her own broomstick, you say rubschin:
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 06:41:10 PM »
You catch up with her like  happy001
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 06:58:47 PM »
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 08:13:54 PM »
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 08:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 01, 2012, 06:38:18 PM
Chase Tipsy with her own broomstick, you say rubschin:

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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2012, 05:26:42 AM »
Anyhooo.....

She walked in and said "there is a funny smell in the kitchen"

Well, yes, that would be petrol....  ::)
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2012, 05:30:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2012, 05:26:42 AM
Anyhooo.....

She walked in and said "there is a funny small in the kitchen"

Well, yes, that would be petrol....  ::)

A funny small what  point:
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2012, 05:31:49 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 02, 2012, 05:30:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2012, 05:26:42 AM
Anyhooo.....

She walked in and said "there is a funny small in the kitchen"

Well, yes, that would be petrol....  ::)

A funny small what  point:

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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2012, 11:26:04 AM »
Bet she has found loads of stuff today  noooo:
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2012, 11:52:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2012, 11:26:04 AM
Bet she has found loads of stuff today  noooo:

Oh noes...  angel1
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Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2012, 11:55:57 AM »
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