Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013

[Steve]

Well as it's May 2nd in Cyprus the poll is open

Candidates have been listed in alphabetical name order

Poll will run for 24 hours, one vote each but you can change your mind during the day.

In the event of a tie we'll have to have a run off poll on the 3rd, if that's still a tie, her right royal highness CWMBO will be invited to indicate a selected candidate

[Uncle Mort]

 

[apc2010]

I haven't got any bribes yet.......

[Uncle Mort]

No bribes but I'm willing to keep a few of your indiscretions from the authorities for a cross in the appropriate box. 

[Miss Demeanour]

As leader of the slumber party I will sleep with my voters

[Grumpmeister]

Ah the Berlusconi gambit 

[Steve]

best as I can work them out

I promise free booze, free food, free intermong access lapdancers for the blokes and male strippers for the gerls... 




I'm offering double-free-stuff for a limited period only like.... 

You can trust me like.... 

Vote fer Meeeee!

Wot could be betterer than free stuff? 

The 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party Manifesto.

1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless    T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above.
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.

Yep that should just about cover it. . . . .

Oh indeedy do yes, the 'right royal shafting' is free of charge. However to cover my expenses and the mortgage on my second mansion home   I will need to tax you all heavily on your attempts to staunch the delugeflow emanating from your wounds.  Furthermore I will tax BM's audience for several things I just not sure what yet.


May I suggest that you all vote for me.  If you look back over the pages of this thread you will see that BM has posted but has said nothing, this is not a person you can trust. Oh and he smells and likes goats.

  Vote for Miss C the Flying Fuck girl.

I will stand for the Greens.

Not through any conviction, it just seems the least inappropriate.

As leader of the slumber party I will sleep with my voters

I have no manifesto. Vote for me and I promise not to do anything 

No bribes but I'm willing to keep a few of your indiscretions from the authorities for a cross in the appropriate box. 

[Uncle Mort]

As leader of the slumber party I will sleep with my voters

She means Zzzzzzzzz...


(sorry Pirate)

[apc2010]

Have we got graphs n barometers n stuff to help us........

[Steve]

Have we got graphs n barometers n stuff to help us........

what do you think?



no


BTW in the event of a tie we'll have to have a run off poll on the 3rd, if that's still a tie her right royal highness CWMBO will be invited to indicate a selected candidate

[apc2010]

Have we got graphs n barometers n stuff to help us........

what do you think?



no


BTW in the event of a tie we'll have to have a run off poll on the 3rd, if that's still a tie her right royal highness CWMBO will be invited to indicate a selected candidate

No pundits or swingometer.......   poor show

[Steve]

[Barman]

Vote for me! 

You know it makes sense like... 


Plus, lets listen to a totally independent pundit and see what he says like.... 



Need I say more...?

[Just One More]

I see the name of the board is now "May 2nd - Vote UKIP & Barman"

Aren't there rules about canvassing within the vicinity of the polling booth 

Disqualify him!

[Barman]

I see the name of the board is now "May 2nd - Vote UKIP & Barman"

Aren't there rules about canvassing within the vicinity of the polling booth 

Disqualify him!

 

How did that get there?????