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Offline GROWLER

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I'm quiverin' with fear
« on: March 31, 2008, 09:52:10 AM »
Eating just one sausage or around three rashers of bacon a day can increase the risk of developing bowel cancer by a fifth, an expert warned.

Just 1.8oz (50g) of processed meat daily increases the chances of getting bowel cancer by around 20%.

The charity World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) said more needed to be done to get across the message that people who eat processed meat regularly are putting their health at risk.

Professor Martin Wiseman, medical and scientific adviser for the WCRF, said there was convincing evidence of a link between processed meats and cancer.
Processed meat is defined as that which is preserved by smoking, curing, salting or the addition of preservatives. Examples include ham, bacon, pastrami, salami, hot dogs and processed sausages. Hamburgers and minced meat counts if it has been preserved with salt or chemical additives.

Prof Wiseman said research has shown that only 30% of Britons were aware that eating processed meat increases cancer risk.

He added: "We are more sure now than ever before that eating processed meat increases your risk of bowel cancer and this is why WCRF recommends that people avoid eating it.

"The evidence is that whether you are talking about bacon, ham or pastrami - the safest amount to eat is none at all. When you consider that eating 50g of processed meat a day can increase your risk of bowel cancer by about a fifth, it is clear that you can make a positive difference by cutting out as much as possible.

"We do recommend that people avoid it completely, but it is not a case of all or nothing. Cutting down the amount of processed meat you eat can also reduce your risk of developing bowel cancer.


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Well I personally recommend topping yourself to avoid ANY danger whatsoever of falling victim to anything at all.
There. A nice warm and cosy helpful informative message from me to help you ease the burden of lifes worries off your back.

I'm off for a nice full English Brekky now before jumping off the Widnes Runcorn bridge. Care to join me?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 09:59:41 AM »
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can increase the risk of developing bowel cancer by a fifth

A fifth of what?

Red wine is also very good/very bad* for you

* delete on alternate days of the week after consulting the Daily Mail

See also: bread, milk, eggs, fruit, vegetables, bracken (can cause cancer apparently - even if you only walk through it), domestic pets (good for stress, bad for fleas - take yer pick), driving, walking, running, sleeping (many people die during it), bee stings, peanuts, all other nuts, beer, some sorts of jam, pies in general, bananas (may cause choking), curry, cycling (you might fall under a bus), public transport (getting squashed), going to work (stress), not going to work (poverty and Special Brew) ad infinitum.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 10:06:40 AM »
Only for the breakfast.

Why pick out the sausage, this is all processed meats.

The bottom line is what are the 'normal' chances of getting bowel cancer. A quick 'back of the fag packet' calculation gives me a figure of about 0.28% chance of getting bowel cancer. An increase of one fifth gives you about a 0.34% chance instead. And that is assuming you're over 60. Under and the chances are much lower.

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 10:08:37 AM »
Only for the breakfast.

Why pick out the sausage, this is all processed meats.

The bottom line is what are the 'normal' chances of getting bowel cancer. A quick 'back of the fag packet' calculation gives me a figure of about 0.28% chance of getting bowel cancer. An increase of one fifth gives you about a 0.34% chance instead. And that is assuming you're over 60. Under and the chances are much lower.
What if you smoked the fags that came out of the packet you did your calculations on?  rubschin:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 10:12:09 AM »
Then the Treasury would be better off by £5 and they would squander it on air travel
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 10:13:22 AM »
We're all doomed I tell 'e ... doomed!
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 10:14:39 AM »
What can I make for dinner tonight that won't(eventually) kill us all??
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 10:15:43 AM »
What can I make for dinner tonight that won't(eventually) kill us all??
Nothing if you read the Daily Mail...

If you read The Sun they prolly have a voucher for a KFC bargain bucket for 2p
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 10:18:30 AM »
I repeat my question.

You had a BBQ and beer yesterday. Lethal!

We had fish and sautee potatoes (good oil and bad oil= cancellation of oils)

Boy had Cheerios for breakfast (Air miles - bad)

I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)

I am definitely going to die. But when?
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 10:19:26 AM »
I repeat my question.

You had a BBQ and beer yesterday. Lethal!

We had fish and sautee potatoes (good oil and bad oil= cancellation of oils)

Boy had Cheerios for breakfast (Air miles - bad)

I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)

I am definitely going to die. But when?
Shortly after you get rabies from that rat...  point:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 10:20:25 AM »
I must compliment Growler on some nice apostrophe work in the thread title.

And rats carry plague, not rabies, dolt.

Oh..................
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 10:21:14 AM »
I must compliment Growler on some nice apostrophe work in the thread title.

And rats carry plague, not rabies, dolt.

Oh..................
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 10:22:21 AM »
I repeat my question.

You had a BBQ and beer yesterday. Lethal!

We had fish and sautee potatoes (good oil and bad oil= cancellation of oils)

Boy had Cheerios for breakfast (Air miles - bad)

I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)

I am definitely going to die. But when?

Cheerios ~ did you hear about the blonde who thought they were doughnut seeds?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 10:23:56 AM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 10:34:21 AM »
What can I make for dinner tonight that won't(eventually) kill us all??

Nuts.











Mind you, that could be classed as cannibalism  eveilgrin: