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Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« on: November 28, 2008, 12:54:15 PM »
Here is how you play.

1. Choose a suitable barmaid type. There are two types.The first is  eyes:  (see, for example, Anna Friel), the second is   sick2: (e.g. Anne Widdecombe)
2. Post a picture of said barmaid
3. Players then submit bangability ratings (1 == not at all to 10 =  eyes:)
4. Gay members may nominate other gays as barmaids/barmen (to please Wenchy)
5. After 7 days sums are done (by a trusty judge) and BANG GOES THE BARMAID. The  sick2: category allows for perverts and cheats  whistle:
6. The voter with the highest rating for the winning Maid wins something that BM will supply (not home brew  evil:)
7.Patrons may submit any number of candidates
8. Only one vote per patron will be counted (the lowest in the event of cheating, or praps not at all)
9. BM pays all airfares

It will be fast and lively. Unlike Death Bingo which will drag on to the crack of doom

Girls may also submit Barboys in the interests of Equal Opps and so we can see how weird their taste in men is (muscles, hair, own teeth and suchlike)

I shall commence





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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 12:57:23 PM »
If you introduce a stupid game then you donate the prize - like what I am!  point:

So what will the prize be?  Shrugs:
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 12:57:39 PM »
A night out with Wenchy. The lucky winner meets her at the IKEA meatball counter, feeds her some meatballs and then goes here

http://www.harvester.co.uk/find-a-harvester/Theploughworcesterpark.html  cloud9:

for some sort of fry up. The lucky winner will have a Wispa concealed about his person, whcih Wenchy has to find at the end of the evening.

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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 01:05:24 PM »
Anyhoo. I vote  eyes: for Audrey Hepburn. I bet she could pull a pint in her day  eyes:
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 01:06:19 PM »
Shite game, shite prize... I'm not playing...  noooo:
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 01:07:45 PM »
SHite prize?  eeek:

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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 01:32:57 PM »
Has the prize agreed to this?


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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 01:33:15 PM »



 eyes:
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 01:34:06 PM »
Has the prize agreed to this?



Give her an IKEA meatball and a concealed Wispa and she will do anything. A mere detail  ::)
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 01:44:48 PM »
Define 'suitable barmaid type'

Do you mean having abilities commensurate with the job? i.e. pulling pints, carrying more than one glass at a time, fending off lecherous and/or drunk customers, adding up orders in head, being a good and sympathetic listener etc etc.

Because neither Audrey or Carla would fit the bill. 'Fit' though they are.

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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »
Trainable wimmin who are fit looking, like. Or you could go for competent ones (e.g. Anne Widdecombe). Up to you. That's the game  angel1
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 01:51:09 PM »
Trainable wimmin who are fit looking, like. Or you could go for competent ones (e.g. Anne Widdecombe). Up to you. That's the game  angel1
You haven't really thought this through have you...?  noooo:
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2008, 01:51:42 PM »
Can I submit a barmaid and then vote  "eyes:" for her many times over so I win?

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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2008, 01:51:51 PM »
It makes perfect sense to me
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Re: Bang goes the Barmaid: A far better game than BM's Bingo
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2008, 01:52:07 PM »
Can I submit a barmaid and then vote  "eyes:" for her many times over so I win?

One vote only. Read the rules  evil:
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