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Offline Nick

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Polish the Knob
« on: December 03, 2008, 05:03:27 PM »
An all new pub game that will be fantastic fun. IN a democratic spirit it begins with a different contest in which patrons are allowed to submit ONE RULE each for this exciting new game, which involves polishing knobs.

When sufficient rules have been achieved (in the opinion of the judge) play will commence.

I shall commence:

Rule 1: Every post must contain an innuendo

(this game supplants "Three Word Story" which has become a goatfest)
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 05:20:53 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 06:03:44 PM »
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 06:12:48 PM »
Rule 2: No emoticons
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 06:17:31 PM »
This is mockery of the word game!
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 06:19:11 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2008, 06:17:31 PM
This is mockery of the word game!

A quite deliberate mockery at that.
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 06:25:45 PM »
Wenchy and Snoopy are now banned as players  eveilgrin:
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 06:35:19 PM »
Havent you got a microwave to blow up or something Nick?  whistle:
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 06:38:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 06:25:45 PM
Wenchy and Snoopy are now banned as players  eveilgrin:

Oh poor me, I am so terribly upset about that that I may go and slit my wrists!
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 06:40:35 PM »
I put my head in the oven the minute I read that ~ pity there's no gas in the village.
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 06:46:51 PM »


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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 07:00:43 PM »
It's a fun game. You will be soooooooooooooooooo sorry angel1

Must go and feed my cake  angel1
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 07:25:19 PM »
Snoopy Rays fight back

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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 07:50:17 PM »
Snoopy rays vs Nick-o-rays?


I hate to say it hound but the smart money is on Captain Calamity.  eeek:
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Re: Polish the Knob
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 08:01:47 PM »
More 'Nickshite' I see. sleep017
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