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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3045 on: April 15, 2013, 07:05:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3046 on: April 15, 2013, 03:20:27 PM »
The head of Google is voicing privacy concerns  eeek: I think my irony meter has just exploded.   lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22134898 noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3047 on: April 15, 2013, 04:55:06 PM »
Fantastic headlines only from the DT forwards ... they want you to subscribe   noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3048 on: April 16, 2013, 09:41:59 AM »
Wiltshire Win With Wondrous Wankery






(It's called alliteration   ;) )
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3049 on: April 16, 2013, 04:59:58 PM »
Having your EYEBALL shaved with a bleedin' cutthroat razor???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309824/Ever-fancied-getting-EYEBALL-shaved-A-visit-barber--Chinese-style.html

Have you never heard of Optrex?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3050 on: April 16, 2013, 08:13:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3051 on: April 16, 2013, 10:22:37 PM »
Sod that for a game of soldiers

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3052 on: April 16, 2013, 10:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 16, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
Sod that for a game of soldiers

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"It was placid for the first hour or so, then we started teasing it with a bit of bait, which it ate and it started getting aggressive,"
eeek:

"Going to need a bigger boat"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3053 on: April 17, 2013, 04:10:35 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2013, 10:33:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 16, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
Sod that for a game of soldiers

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"It was placid for the first hour or so, then we started teasing it with a bit of bait, which it ate and it started getting aggressive,"
eeek:

"Going to need a bigger boat"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3054 on: April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3055 on: April 20, 2013, 05:24:15 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3056 on: April 20, 2013, 05:30:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html

 eeek:

Bollox...

Every aircraft is certified for a 'crosswind component' - if it exceeds that they are unable to land...

Pilots are also trained to land in crosswinds...

Otherwise, 90% of airports would be closed when the wind didn't blow East/West (or West/east).
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3057 on: April 20, 2013, 05:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html

 eeek:

Bollox...

Every aircraft is certified for a 'crosswind component' - if it exceeds that they are unable to land...

Pilots are also trained to land in crosswinds...

Otherwise, 90% of airports would be closed when the wind didn't blow East/West (or West/east).

Potty mouth,,,,,, noooo:






(btw I didn't write the fucking thing..)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3058 on: April 20, 2013, 06:33:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3059 on: April 20, 2013, 06:35:34 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html

 eeek:

Bollox...

Every aircraft is certified for a 'crosswind component' - if it exceeds that they are unable to land...

Pilots are also trained to land in crosswinds...

Otherwise, 90% of airports would be closed when the wind didn't blow East/West (or West/east).

Potty mouth,,,,,, noooo:






(btw I didn't write the fucking thing..)

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