Another useless H&S message

[Snoopy]

Public health expert Dr Nathan Grills is the Scrooge pointing the finger at poor old Father Christmas.
Santa Claus
Red peril: His lifestyle is a 'bad influence' on us all, apparently
He even suggested Santa should go on a diet because his 'rotund sedentary image' equates obesity with cheerfulness.
He said: 'To create a supportive environment for Santa's dieting we should cease the tradition of leaving him cookies, mince pies, and milk, brandy, or sherry. This is bad not only for Santa's waistline but for parental obesity.

The British Medical Journal has published an article by Dr Grills, who completed his DPhil in public health under a Rhodes scholarship at Oxford University, also warned that Santa's habit of consuming a brandy at every home indicates a drink problem - and the more disturbing possibility of him drink-driving his sleigh.

'Other dangerous activities that Santa could be accused of promoting include speeding, disregard for road rules, and extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping,'

It's going to be a hell of a shock when Dr Grills parents tell him that Santa isn't real 

Fvcking Po-faced Aussie twat.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/17/2774517.htm?section=justin

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't forget he encourages young children to sit on his lap - lets ban him forever more the pervy rule breaker 

As well as this  we have today's article .......................

Health and Safetree


Road chiefs remove 'danger' Christmas fir in night raid

Highway bosses were branded festive killjoys yesterday after removing this tiny village Christmas tree - over health and safety fears.

Locals decorated the 6ft fir and put it on a roundabout. But the Highways Agency took it down in a secret night-time raid, claiming it was "a danger to motorists".

Sylvia Crome of Dobwalls, Cornwall, said: "A Highways Agency van drove by as we put the tree up. Two days later they took it away in the dead of night and didn't even tell us. How petty and pathetic.

"They have no Christmas spirit. With all the terrible things in the world they have to do something like this." Newsagent Peter Scott said: "We put up the tree just to brighten the roundabout for Christmas. It wasn't harming anyone and was certainly no risk."

A Highways Agency spokesman said: "Our policy is to ensure the safety of road users by removing any unauthorised items placed on our roundabouts or roads.

"Anything that causes a distraction or impairs visibility presents a real danger to motorists on high-speed roads."

this is the offending tree 

[Barman]

I see they are banging on about kids drinking alcohol all over the meeja today.... 

[Snoopy]

Indeed ~ Chief Medical Officer Dr Liam Donaldson is sticking his Calvanistic oar in the day after saying that he intends to retire in the New Year.
Apparently those who give their children an early taste of wine or beer mixed with water are in his words "Middle class and mistaken".
Pompous Labour supporting twat!












PS it is also down to him that you can't enjoy a ciggy in the pub, that the great swine flu scare happened and sundry other examples of socialist control freakery.


PPS He also advocates raising the price of booze to stop us from drinking.

[Barman]

I loved this! 

There will be no fun this Christmas. We?re not allowed to have fun. We don?t have time to have fun. Every waking hour must be spent plagued with guilt that we are killing ourselves, killing other people, killing a number of furry mammals, offending people, discriminating against people and setting a bad example by bringing up children incorrectly meaning they are doomed to repeat the litany just outlined.

Drinking is being denormalised, as we know, here are another couple of festive examples.

First of all there is the unconscionable fuckwit Donaldson. Another example of an unelected goon who just cannot help sticking his nose in people?s business and telling them what is best for them. Doctors love doing this and Donaldson is worse than most.

    Parents who allow their children alcohol at home may be increasing the chances of future drinking problems, says England's chief medical officer.
    Sir Liam Donaldson accused some parents of a "laissez-faire" approach and said letting children taste alcohol to ready them for adulthood was "misguided".


Oh God, here we go. Come on then, give us the evidence, Liam.

    Evidence showed that this could lead to binge drinking in later life, he said.


Right, d?you feel like presenting the evidence? No? What a surprise.

    New official guidance says under-15s should drink no alcohol, with under-17s drinking only under supervision.


You?ll notice that isn?t law, it is ?official guidance?. Official guidance is the same as any other arseclown prodding you in the chest and lecturing you at great length in a patronising fashion, but with the added bonus that you are paying for the privilege.

No alcohol for the under-15s. Hmmmm. Yes, because historically, prohibition of any kind has been a runaway success whenever it has been employed, hasn?t it?

Under-17s drinking only under supervision. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Let?s try again shall we? How about alcohol for children as their parents see fit with no unsupervised drinking under the age of 18, which is the minimum age at which can one can legally buy alcohol in England and Wales. I?m not sure about Scotland, I think I read somewhere the SNP wanted to increase the age to 45 and only if you had letters from your former teachers, a judge, your doctor and the police saying you could be trusted with a small glass of sweet sherry once a fortnight.

Ahhhhh, I hear the Righteous start, some people can?t be trusted. OK, and? Do you really have to reduce everything to the lowest common denominator? Yes. Of course you do, because by reducing everyone to the status of the worst, ill-equipped, socially spastic scrote it makes it that much easier to justify your baffling control freakery.

Have a festive fuck off from me.

What else is festive? Oh yes, Father Christmas. But he?s persona non-grata as well now.

No, not because of that, you filthy minded little skit, it has nothing to do with him coming down chimneys into the bedrooms of sleeping children. It is because his lifestyle is unacceptable.

    Santa should get off his sleigh and walk, and lay off the brandy and mince pies, says an Australian study that criticises Father Christmas for being a bad role model. The current image of Santa Claus promotes obesity, drink-driving, speeding and an unhealthy lifestyle, says a study from Monash University published in the British Medical Journal.


I think the Australian tax payer needs to ask some fairly searching questions about what it is the people at Monash University are doing for their money if they?ve time to trot this arsegravy out.

    Santa should go on diet (sic) and the tradition of leaving him cookies, mince pies or brandy should cease, it says. Instead, he could share carrots and celery sticks left for his reindeer.


Hmmmm, yes, yes he could. But let?s try another suggestion, why not fuck off and not bother us with your sanctimonious twaddle, you joyless, horrible, grey little cretin? I bet your mouth is set in a constant cat?s arse pucker of disapproval, isn?t it? Does it make you miserable? Good. I hope you remain in misery for the rest of your life.

    ?Santa might also be encouraged to adopt a more active method to deliver toys ? swapping his reindeer for a bike or simply walking or jogging,? the study says.


Yes, and you might also be encouraged to suck my cock.

I believe very strongly in the rule of law, but sometimes, just sometimes, I long for summary justice, big iron bars and lynch mobs.

Clicky!

[GROWLER]

Public health expert Dr Nathan Grills is the Scrooge pointing the finger at poor old Father Christmas.
Santa Claus
Red peril: His lifestyle is a 'bad influence' on us all, apparently
He even suggested Santa should go on a diet because his 'rotund sedentary image' equates obesity with cheerfulness.
He said: 'To create a supportive environment for Santa's dieting we should cease the tradition of leaving him cookies, mince pies, and milk, brandy, or sherry. This is bad not only for Santa's waistline but for parental obesity.

The British Medical Journal has published an article by Dr Grills, who completed his DPhil in public health under a Rhodes scholarship at Oxford University, also warned that Santa's habit of consuming a brandy at every home indicates a drink problem - and the more disturbing possibility of him drink-driving his sleigh.

'Other dangerous activities that Santa could be accused of promoting include speeding, disregard for road rules, and extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping,'

It's going to be a hell of a shock when Dr Grills parents tell him that Santa isn't real 

Fvcking Po-faced Aussie twat.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/17/2774517.htm?section=justin

What an absolute pair of utter utter mind blowing twats these two breath wasters really are.
Is nothing sacred and imune from these H&S freaky bastards anymore?

Oi! Fatty with the red coat and beard. Bring us another couple of bladders for crimbo ey mate.