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Offline Nick

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Using the wrong tools
« on: July 21, 2007, 03:12:12 PM »
So I had to mow the lawn. The lawnmower died a week ago. cry:

SO I improvised. drumroll:

I cut the lawn with the electric hedge clippers. ;D

Had to do it kneeling down. noooo:

Just off to buy some Radox cry:
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 03:27:35 PM »
I often use a knife as a screwdriver. whistle:
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 03:28:16 PM »
Me too. And matchsticks for rawlplugs.
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 03:49:42 PM »
We are going to miss you...  Make sure you are booked into a hotel with internet access.

And don't let on to Mrs Nick or The Boy   whistle:
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 03:51:03 PM »
We are staying with Mrs Nick's rellies. scared2:
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 04:07:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2007, 03:51:03 PM
We are staying with Mrs Nick's rellies. scared2:

Mrs Nick is a Canadian Catholic? ~ Is there such a thing?
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 04:10:21 PM »
They are emigrants from Liverpool.........
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 04:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2007, 04:10:21 PM
They are emigrants from Liverpool.........

Ah!
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 04:17:17 PM »
I remember using my watch as a compass... something about the sun and the hour hand... nope, can't remember.

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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 04:35:27 PM »
Nope
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 04:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 21, 2007, 04:17:17 PM
I remember using my watch as a compass... something about the sun and the hour hand... nope, can't remember.

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you place a pin on the face of the watch and it will turn to North/South, something to do with magnets in the watch.

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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 04:56:57 PM »
My watch is clockwork. What magnets?
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 04:58:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2007, 04:56:57 PM
My watch is clockwork. What magnets?

the numbers on the face carry a magnetic charge..















or did I dream that ?  whistle:
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 04:58:49 PM »
The numbers on mine are painted on. What are you blathering about man?
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Re: Using the wrong tools
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 05:00:03 PM »
not everyone has the same kind of watch... whistle:
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