The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 26, 2011, 08:06:56 AM
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Do I attract these idiots, you know, like moths 'round a light bulb like? confused:
As if life isn't difficult and shite enough already, having to deal with cows in The Asda, dorks on the road, Chinese restaurants from Birmingham and London bombarding me with unwanted text messages, greedy pigs at werk, and overly possesive knobs almost wanting to fight you regarding their towels in the gym, I now have to stand next to yet ANOTHER great steaming idiot who decides to wring his swimming cossie out IN the changing room right next to where I'm standing, and onto the floor where we stand getting changed. eeek:
There's a bastard small purposely fitted spin dryer fitted onto the wall for that very reason, or are you simply too fat, bone idle, blind and downright selfish to walk 6 paces over to it, or if you actually cannort see it as you came out of the pool/shower room, 4 wash basins are there at your disposal, you turgid ugly moronic heavin' bollock brained slobby prick of an utter utter utter selfish 'up your's I'm alright Jack TWAT! Angry9:
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The gym is not good for your health .......
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The gym is not good for your health .......
^^^ wot he said like ^^^
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There's a bastard small purposely fitted spin dryer fitted onto the wall for that very reason...
eeek: sad32: I asked 'the management' in our newly refurbed swimming pool why we hadn't got these.
"Ah, they're not very eco friendly and they use too much leccy, and besides, what's wrong with wringing out your wet trunks by hand?"
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Poor Jim noooo:
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The gym is not good for your health .......
Look 'ere numb nuts, THIS isn't about yer piggin' 'ealth, THIS is about the moronic breath wasting pond life bacterium that we sadly have to share this friggin' werld with. Angry9:
Piggin' 'ate most sheeples. Should be bastard SHOT...lots! Banghead
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The gym is not good for your health .......
Look 'ere numb nuts, THIS isn't about yer piggin' 'ealth, THIS is about the moronic breath wasting pond life bacterium that we sadly have to share this friggin' werld with. Angry9:
Piggin' 'ate most sheeples. Should be bastard SHOT...lots! Banghead
Blood pressure .......... whistle:
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Then of course, we have 'overly possesive Mr Towel man' that I had a bust up with 10 day#s ago, who apparently had a run in with the management last week, when he took a glass of water upstairs into the gym after he was asked/told not to.
The main man came over and took it off him and gave him a warning.
Sweet...as a nut. :thumbsup:
Tha place is seemingly full of steaming nutters. Banghead
Nick recommeneded this place to me too btw. whistle:
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His blood gets into his 'air and makes it ginger
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As Nick was such a regular attendee ? rubschin:
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Then of course, we have 'overly possesive Mr Towel man' that I had a bust up with 10 day#s ago, who apparently had a run in with the management last week, when he took a glass of water upstairs into the gym after he was asked/told not to.
The main man came over and took it off him and gave him a warning.
Sweet...as a nut. :thumbsup:
Tha place is seemingly full of steaming nutters. Banghead
Nick recommeneded this place to me too btw. whistle:
FULL of nutters you say......... rubschin:
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Then of course, we have 'overly possesive Mr Towel man' that I had a bust up with 10 day#s ago, who apparently had a run in with the management last week, when he took a glass of water upstairs into the gym after he was asked/told not to.
The main man came over and took it off him and gave him a warning.
Sweet...as a nut. :thumbsup:
Tha place is seemingly full of steaming nutters. Banghead
Nick recommeneded this place to me too btw. whistle:
FULL of nutters you say......... rubschin:
Nearly, yes.