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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 11:34:33 AM
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Does anyone find this the worst task ever now? I stick the nozzle in the hole, pull the trigger and look at the sky. When it shuts off I wander past the pump without looking at any numbers and go to pay.
Some gleeful yoof says, "That will be £86," or whatever and I stick my card in the slotty thing and weep sad24:
I am ackchooly starting to drive a bit more economically now (when I remember) noooo:
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I've felt like that ever since the £s dial started spinning faster than the litres.
AND most of it is TAX cussing:
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Does anyone find this the worst task ever now? I stick the nozzle in the hole, pull the trigger and look at the sky. When it shuts off I wander past the pump without looking at any numbers and go to pay.
Some gleeful yoof says, "That will be £86," or whatever and I stick my card in the slotty thing and weep sad24:
I am ackchooly starting to drive a bit more economically now (when I remember) noooo:
Less than £100 to fill? LUXURY ;)
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It's duty and then tax on the fooking duty cussing: cussing: cussing:
Where can you get agricultural diesel like? whistle:
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It's duty and then tax on the fooking duty cussing: cussing: cussing:
Where can you get agricultural diesel like? whistle:
It'll save you all the hassle of trying to sell the car when you get caught like. whistle:
Just don't expect HM Customs and Revenue to give you a fantastic valuation on it. whistle:
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Ah, the voice of experience whistle:
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Ah, the voice of experience whistle:
Only from other's experiences that ALWAYS end up in tears. sad32:
I'm a good Bear I am. angel1
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ANd how did that court case end up? YOu know, the one where you blamed Mrs Growler angel1
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ANd how did that court case end up? YOu know, the one where you blamed Mrs Growler angel1
I 'ad me day in court and gor'it off me chest like.
I did a proper speech. angel1
The magistrates were very impressed understanding and very sympathetic. Had them laughing at one point too. :thumbsup:
Still got fined 120 snotters though 'cus their hands were tied, but they only gave me 3 points instead of the 6 they could have done 'cus they sympathised and seemed to like me like.
They actually thanked ME at the end and were most pleasant.
Only doin' their job.
That was two and a 'arf years ago that! eeek:
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The magistrates laughed at you? Not good noooo:
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The magistrates laughed at you? Not good noooo:
No, not at me, with me you numbnutted plug'ed. ::)
I made me specch humourous. They seemingly liked it. :thumbsup:
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I always put €50 in so I am not affected by rising fuel prices.... whistle:
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I always put €50 in so I am not affected by rising fuel prices.... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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I am surrounded by idiots noooo:
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I always put €50 in so I am not affected by rising fuel prices.... whistle:
'spect you then spend ages searching in your handbag for your purse and then remember that your credit card in not in your purse and have to go back to the car to get it etc etc. Still at least you don't have to redo your hair before you drive off and free the pump for the next person.
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I am surrounded by idiots noooo:
Wha...? Shrugs:
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I always put €50 in so I am not affected by rising fuel prices.... whistle:
'spect you then spend ages searching in your handbag for your purse and then remember that your credit card in not in your purse and have to go back to the car to get it etc etc. Still at least you don't have to redo your hair before you drive off and free the pump for the next person.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I always put €50 in so I am not affected by rising fuel prices.... whistle:
'spect you then spend ages searching in your handbag for your purse and then remember that your credit card in not in your purse and have to go back to the car to get it etc etc. Still at least you don't have to redo your hair before you drive off and free the pump for the next person.
Oh noes... noooo:
I don't even have to get out of the car here (or turn off the engine for that matter)... Wind down the window, shout 'beninda' (fifty) and they do it all for you... and clean yer windaz... cloud9:
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How much more for a blow job? ::)
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I always put €50 in so I am not affected by rising fuel prices.... whistle:
'spect you then spend ages searching in your handbag for your purse and then remember that your credit card in not in your purse and have to go back to the car to get it etc etc. Still at least you don't have to redo your hair before you drive off and free the pump for the next person.
Oh noes... noooo:
I don't even have to get out of the car here (or turn off the engine for that matter)... Wind down the window, shout 'beninda' (fifty) and they do it all for you... and clean yer windaz... cloud9:
At my local the bird in denim shorts does me ........... cloud9:
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Does Miss T work there then?
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How much more for a blow job? ::)
Free air! :thumbsup:
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How much more for a blow job? ::)
Hair free! :thumbsup:
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How much more for a blow job? ::)
Hair free! :thumbsup:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I am surrounded by idiots noooo:
Wha...? Shrugs:
Take no notice BM. He's the FULL bell end. ::)
I'm on the verge of taking a trip over there just to twat some sense into his dopy 'ed like, but fear it it's a bir'of a lost cause tbqfas, ::)
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I am surrounded by idiots noooo:
Wha...? Shrugs:
Take no notice BM. He's the FULL bell end. ::)
I'm on the verge of taking a trip over there just to twat some sense into his dopy 'ed like, but fear it it's a bir'of a lost cause tbqfas, ::)
lol: lol: lol: