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Title: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 04:35:38 PM
Lots in the news today about these muppet wimmin who get ripped off by blokes on on-line dating sites .

FFS one wumman was being interviewed this morning saying how she 'met' this man on one of those sites and they were 'communicating' for several months . He was a soldier so of course was not in the country much  ::) . Then he asked to borrow £50 k and she remortgaged her property  eeek:   Banghead noooo:

But they reckon about 200,000 people have been scammed this way  eeek:


Mmmmmm looks like quite a good way to make money ..I know what wimmin want to hear  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15093293 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15093293)


 
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 04:40:42 PM
Top tip  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2011, 04:46:34 PM
Mmmmmm looks like quite a good way to make money .. I know what wimmin want to hear

Lend us a quid me beauty.  ;)
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 04:51:06 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

C'mon now...you need to make a bit more effort to schmooooze first  ;)
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 04:55:41 PM
Sit her on yer lap and stick yet hand up her jumper DS. It's her way. noooo:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Just One More on September 28, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
FFS one wumman was being interviewed this morning saying how she 'met' this man on one of those sites and they were 'communicating' for several months . He was a soldier so of course was not in the country much  ::) . Then he asked to borrow £50 k and she remortgaged her property  eeek:   Banghead noooo: 

I watched her this morning, she must have been about 30 stone  eeek: Rather ironic that she came from somewhere called Market WEIGHTON  ;D

Looks like he had a lucky escape if you ask me  whistle:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2011, 05:04:29 PM
Hmmm ... this time next year I could be a millionaire   rubschin:   razz:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 05:07:34 PM
FFS one wumman was being interviewed this morning saying how she 'met' this man on one of those sites and they were 'communicating' for several months . He was a soldier so of course was not in the country much  ::) . Then he asked to borrow £50 k and she remortgaged her property  eeek:   Banghead noooo: 

I watched her this morning, she must have been about 30 stone  eeek: Rather ironic that she came from somewhere called Market WEIGHTON  ;D

Looks like he had a lucky escape if you ask me  whistle:

I know , everyone was thinking what picture did she use  lol: lol: lol:

But as for me business proposition....we could 'choose' our 'matches' based on certain criteria  whistle:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2011, 05:11:30 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: GROWLER on September 28, 2011, 05:40:41 PM
Lots in the news today about these muppet wimmin who get ripped off by blokes on on-line dating sites .

FFS one wumman was being interviewed this morning saying how she 'met' this man on one of those sites and they were 'communicating' for several months . He was a soldier so of course was not in the country much  ::) . Then he asked to borrow £50 k and she remortgaged her property  eeek:   Banghead noooo:

But they reckon about 200,000 people have been scammed this way  eeek:


Mmmmmm looks like quite a good way to make money ..I know what wimmin want to hear   rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15093293 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15093293)

Wha'? Shrugs:
 Which? rubschin:.............mmmmm..... rubschin:...get yer baps out, or any chance of a shag?   confused2:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 06:03:53 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 28, 2011, 06:05:43 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 06:17:00 PM

Wha'? Shrugs:
 Which? rubschin:.mmm..... rubschin:...get yer baps out, or any chance of a shag?   confused2:

Not too great at this grooming malarky are you ?  lol:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 06:17:50 PM
He is a ginger oaf
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: GROWLER on September 28, 2011, 06:21:22 PM
He is a ginger oaf

Knob. Finger:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: GROWLER on September 28, 2011, 06:22:00 PM

Wha'? Shrugs:
 Which? rubschin:.mmm..... rubschin:...get yer baps out, or any chance of a shag?   confused2:

Not too great at this grooming malarky are you ?  lol:

Wha'? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 06:24:08 PM

Wha'? Shrugs:
 Which? rubschin:.mmm..... rubschin:...get yer baps out, or any chance of a shag?   confused2:

Not too great at this grooming malarky are you ?  lol:

Wha'? Shrugs:

She's coming round Growler - keep at it like...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 06:25:20 PM
That'll be the rohypnol wearing off  lol:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 06:27:27 PM
That'll be the rohypnol wearing off  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Do you remember that rag that smelled a bit like chloroform...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: GROWLER on September 28, 2011, 06:43:21 PM

Wha'? Shrugs:
 Which? rubschin:.mmm..... rubschin:...get yer baps out, or any chance of a shag?   confused2:

Not too great at this grooming malarky are you ?  lol:

Wha'? Shrugs:

She's coming round Growler - keep at it like...  :thumbsup:

Bir'of a n ole smooth talker like ey? :thumbsup:
It's been mentioned many times before. whistle:

I really CANNOT be bothered with all this 'round the 'ouses' malarky, and other such sweet talkin' shite.
Just say it 'ow it is like.
Wimmins appreciate honesty, I know, I read about it in a mag somewhere. rubschin:
Simple! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 06:46:15 PM

Wha'? Shrugs:
 Which? rubschin:.mmm..... rubschin:...get yer baps out, or any chance of a shag?   confused2:

Not too great at this grooming malarky are you ?  lol:

Wha'? Shrugs:

She's coming round Growler - keep at it like...  :thumbsup:

Bir'of a n ole smooth talker like ey? :thumbsup:
It's been mentioned many times before. whistle:

Indeed... just keep at er like... wear her down...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: GROWLER on September 28, 2011, 06:55:45 PM
MDee ee, my sweetness. eyes:

Howzat d'ya reckon ey BM?
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 06:56:26 PM
MDee ee, my sweetness. eyes:

Howzat d'ya reckon ey BM?

Worked for me...  whistle:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 07:00:48 PM
MDee ee, my sweetness. eyes:

Howzat d'ya reckon ey BM?

Worked for me...  whistle:

Hold on tho... I just remembered....  redface:

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Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2011, 07:07:11 PM
MDee ee, my sweetness. eyes:

Howzat d'ya reckon ey BM?

You have melted my ice cap  lol:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: GROWLER on September 28, 2011, 07:25:12 PM
MDee ee, my sweetness. eyes:

Howzat d'ya reckon ey BM?

You have melted my ice cap  lol:

 sparkle:  :thumbsup:  cloud9:
Title: Re: Lonely hearts get ripped off
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 07:27:01 PM
He will be after viagra now. And body armour.  And soap noooo: