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Title: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 10:35:28 AM
All nice and ready for Uncle Mort's many admirers to post greetings TOMORROW when the old codger will be 58!

Many Happy Returns Uncle!

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 12:33:36 PM
Permission to post early Sir?

I shall be heading to Manchester for me Uncle's funeral in the early hours tomorrow so may not get to post anything until much later in the day

Happy birthday Uncle like

Can somebody put a couple of triangular ham sarnies, 2 x cocktail sausages, 2 x pineapple chunks, 2 x pieces of cheese, 4 x chicken nuggets,  1/2 of one of those snack size pork pies and a piece of birthday cake on a paper plate for me and pop it in the fridge.  Ta   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:37:16 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 12:43:20 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

Wot, no curly sandwiches and soft crisps?  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 29, 2011, 12:44:32 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

Does the same rule apply to voddy ? cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 12:45:18 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

And that should be the biggest size available when it comes to women drinking beer/lager  angry037
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 29, 2011, 12:47:38 PM
What  cos our likkle iddy biddy hands  would get used to holding something  big  and strong and frothy and expect them all to be the same size ????
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 12:49:03 PM
What  cos our likkle iddy biddy hands  would get used to holding something  big  and strong and frothy and expect them all to be the same size ????

OVULATION ALERT!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:51:15 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

Does the same rule apply to voddy ? cloud9:


Which part of the word ONLY are you having problems with deary?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 29, 2011, 12:53:38 PM
There is ALWAYS an exception clause  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:59:22 PM
 noooo:

Mild it is ..... In honour of our very own sage.



There may be clog dancing.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 29, 2011, 01:03:37 PM
What about for those of us that don't drink beer or lager or ale or bitter or mild or any of that slurry whether it is in pints or half pints  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 01:08:11 PM
Learn to like alternatives  eveilgrin:

This is Uncle's Day .... it only comes once a year........like Christmas.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 01:08:53 PM
Can we have black pudding lobbing too?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 01:10:44 PM
I suppose so  ::)



Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 01:54:53 PM
I suppose so  ::)



Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963

No Milk Stout?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 29, 2011, 02:00:35 PM

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I bought him some of this to keep him happy like but Miss D has eaten it. noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 29, 2011, 02:09:41 PM
Uncle M would have wanted me to eat it  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 02:12:58 PM
I suppose so  ::)



Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963

No Milk Stout?

Only a couple of bottles and they both have something very dubious floating around in them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 29, 2011, 08:29:46 PM
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It's a tad early Uncle but there is no guarantee that I would remember in the morning.

Hope you have a great birthday.

With a girlie hug xxx
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Pirate on September 29, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
He'll be over the moon...

Happy B'day Sir...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
Happy Birthday Uncle :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2011, 12:32:49 AM
Happy birthday ...............had a few drinks for you ........ redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 05:09:44 AM
Happy Birthday Uncle... I'll clean the Mild pipes like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 05:31:35 AM
Happy birthday fella, birthday snogs to ya
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2011, 05:50:29 AM
Cor! thanks eveybody, I'm right chuffed.

No plans for any particular celebration, though must get that "bucket list" out, tempus fugit as they say.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: bodiam on September 30, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
Happy Birthday Uncle  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 30, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
HAppy Birthday.  Picnic Weather.  Enjoy the day.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2011, 07:30:58 AM
Happy birthday Uncle.  :thumbsup:






  (I see he hasn't yet noticed we 'inked' the eyepiece of his 8" Newtonian)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2011, 08:04:13 AM
Ey, you funny ole fossil, cheers! :thumbsup:

Another year nearer the grave ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Pastis on September 30, 2011, 08:42:18 AM
Happy Birthday UM!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 30, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
Happy birthday, unc.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2011, 02:18:51 PM
thanks guys.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 02:28:35 PM
How are yer wisdom teeth?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 02:54:19 PM
How are yer wisdom teeth?

Stop going on about fecking teeth!  cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 02:58:08 PM
I am merely interested  angel1
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 02:59:22 PM
I am merely interested  angel1

Nobody else is... and I have to go to the dentist next week like!  cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 03:01:06 PM
Why? And is she "babetastic"?  eyes:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 03:06:45 PM
Why? And is she "babetastic"?  eyes:

I've got bloody toothache of course you demented moron!  cussing:

And yes, she is babetastic...  eyes:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 03:08:19 PM
Is that your wisdom teeth, or the stupid ones?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 03:09:29 PM
Is that your wisdom teeth, or the stupid ones?

Molar...  evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 03:10:41 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2011, 03:11:49 PM
I am in agony too - only beer seems to help....  sad24:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 03:15:59 PM
Figures  whistle: