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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 10:35:28 AM
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All nice and ready for Uncle Mort's many admirers to post greetings TOMORROW when the old codger will be 58!
Many Happy Returns Uncle!
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Permission to post early Sir?
I shall be heading to Manchester for me Uncle's funeral in the early hours tomorrow so may not get to post anything until much later in the day
Happy birthday Uncle like
Can somebody put a couple of triangular ham sarnies, 2 x cocktail sausages, 2 x pineapple chunks, 2 x pieces of cheese, 4 x chicken nuggets, 1/2 of one of those snack size pork pies and a piece of birthday cake on a paper plate for me and pop it in the fridge. Ta :thumbsup:
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We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints whistle:
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We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints whistle:
Wot, no curly sandwiches and soft crisps? noooo:
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We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints whistle:
Does the same rule apply to voddy ? cloud9:
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We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints whistle:
And that should be the biggest size available when it comes to women drinking beer/lager angry037
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What cos our likkle iddy biddy hands would get used to holding something big and strong and frothy and expect them all to be the same size ????
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What cos our likkle iddy biddy hands would get used to holding something big and strong and frothy and expect them all to be the same size ????
OVULATION ALERT!!!!!
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We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints whistle:
Does the same rule apply to voddy ? cloud9:
Which part of the word ONLY are you having problems with deary?
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There is ALWAYS an exception clause whistle:
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noooo:
Mild it is ..... In honour of our very own sage.
There may be clog dancing.
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What about for those of us that don't drink beer or lager or ale or bitter or mild or any of that slurry whether it is in pints or half pints noooo:
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Learn to like alternatives eveilgrin:
This is Uncle's Day .... it only comes once a year........like Christmas.
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Can we have black pudding lobbing too?
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I suppose so ::)
Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963
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I suppose so ::)
Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963
No Milk Stout?
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I bought him some of this to keep him happy like but Miss D has eaten it. noooo:
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Uncle M would have wanted me to eat it whistle:
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I suppose so ::)
Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963
No Milk Stout?
Only a couple of bottles and they both have something very dubious floating around in them. noooo:
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It's a tad early Uncle but there is no guarantee that I would remember in the morning.
Hope you have a great birthday.
With a girlie hug xxx
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He'll be over the moon...
Happy B'day Sir...
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Happy Birthday Uncle :thumbsup:
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Happy birthday ...............had a few drinks for you ........ redface:
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Happy Birthday Uncle... I'll clean the Mild pipes like.... :thumbsup:
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Happy birthday fella, birthday snogs to ya
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Cor! thanks eveybody, I'm right chuffed.
No plans for any particular celebration, though must get that "bucket list" out, tempus fugit as they say.
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Happy Birthday Uncle eastdrink048
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HAppy Birthday. Picnic Weather. Enjoy the day. cloud9:
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Happy birthday Uncle. :thumbsup:
(I see he hasn't yet noticed we 'inked' the eyepiece of his 8" Newtonian)
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Ey, you funny ole fossil, cheers! :thumbsup:
Another year nearer the grave ey? whistle:
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Happy Birthday UM! :thumbsup:
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Happy birthday, unc.
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thanks guys. :thumbsup:
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How are yer wisdom teeth?
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How are yer wisdom teeth?
Stop going on about fecking teeth! cussing:
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I am merely interested angel1
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I am merely interested angel1
Nobody else is... and I have to go to the dentist next week like! cussing:
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Why? And is she "babetastic"? eyes:
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Why? And is she "babetastic"? eyes:
I've got bloody toothache of course you demented moron! cussing:
And yes, she is babetastic... eyes:
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Is that your wisdom teeth, or the stupid ones?
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Is that your wisdom teeth, or the stupid ones?
Molar... evil:
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rubschin:
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I am in agony too - only beer seems to help.... sad24:
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Figures whistle: