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Title: Crumpet watch.
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 09:44:26 PM: Bastard twatted the kerb today and damaged an alloy, piggin' blimpin' 'ot weather. Angry9:

Why does some wummanies wear those very long flowy type dresses in 'ot weather btw?
Doesn't it gera'bit 'ot and stuffy ....'upstairs' like?
They do absolutely nowt in the 'trouser twitches' department either. evil:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 09:56:46 PM: SO what caused you to drive into the kerb? rubschin:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 10:20:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2011, 09:56:46 PM
SO what caused you to drive into the kerb? rubschin:

Blimpin' of course. Can't you read and werk that one out yerself like, piggin' dope. ::)
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 10:23:11 PM: Bcause you seemed to be complaining about unexciting female attire. All the university students I saw today were wearing laydee shorts..... Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2011, 10:27:16 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2011, 10:23:11 PM
Bcause you seemed to be complaining about unexciting female attire. All the university students I saw today were wearing laydee shorts..... Snoopysick:

No, that was the 2nd sentence/paragraph, bloody apes 'ed.
Have I got to learn you how to read now? Banghead

I thought the 'btw' at the end of the sentence would have given you the drift of war'i was saying like.
Obviously not, pedantic poodle. ::)
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 10:56:46 PM: My new dentist has fantastic knockers. NHS too :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 06:13:43 AM: How dare wimmin wear clothes .....it's all part of their masterplan to make your life a misery whistle:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2011, 06:20:31 AM: In my experience wimmin who wear long floaty dresses in sunny weather often wear little or nothing beneath them. whistle:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2011, 06:25:04 AM: I'm impressed your eyesight is that good ;)
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2011, 06:32:29 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 30, 2011, 06:25:04 AM
I'm impressed your eyesight is that good ;)

No denial I notice. whistle:

Experience isn't about good eyesight ~ it has more to do with wives (current and ex) and sundry wimmin I have had the good fortune to get close to over the years. I doubt that they are exceptional.
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: bodiam on September 30, 2011, 06:41:33 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 30, 2011, 06:13:43 AM
How dare wimmin wear clothes .....it's all part of their masterplan to make your life a misery whistle:
There are a lot of wimmin who dont wear enough clothes scared2:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: bodiam on September 30, 2011, 06:47:38 AM: http://youtu.be/ghA_4PvV6b0 (http://youtu.be/ghA_4PvV6b0) One for The Bear :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 30, 2011, 07:07:02 AM: So early in the morning too. Tsk. nonono:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2011, 07:27:11 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 30, 2011, 07:07:02 AM
So early in the morning too. Tsk. nonono:
Always up with the lark. whistle:
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 30, 2011, 07:49:52 AM: Sooo is this a pikelet watch?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F5tiqhsys%2Fspray_tanning_for_children_21362257.jpg&hash=52d95ce09fa6322d084af4da865065035223bc9c) (http://postimage.org/image/5tiqhsys/)
Title: Re: Crumpet watch.
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2011, 08:02:10 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 30, 2011, 07:49:52 AM
Sooo is this a pikelet watch?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F5tiqhsys%2Fspray_tanning_for_children_21362257.jpg&hash=52d95ce09fa6322d084af4da865065035223bc9c) (http://postimage.org/image/5tiqhsys/)

eeek: 10?11?12 p'raps?
I REALLY do not think so. noooo:

Just seen another of these 'swishy frocked; wummans. They always seem to be wearing flip flops woth them. Most odd, and most unattractive in my expert opinion on blimpometry.