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Title: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 05:40:02 PM: Monday, October 3rd. What do I see in effin' TessCohen's? A merchandiser full of "Stocking fillers"! ::) ::) Banghead Banghead

We're sweltering away in a late summer heatwave and out comes effing Christmas bollux noooo:

Mr Plot, let me introduce Mr Loser surrender:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Just One More on October 03, 2011, 05:42:10 PM: I went for a buffet breakfast this morning. They had the Christmas tree up and decorated noooo: There were a couple of nice Ukranian stocking fillers there though eyes:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 05:44:27 PM: What kind of legs were they? eyes:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 05:56:05 PM: This isn't the sort of thread I expected at all.... noooo:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 05:59:15 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2011, 06:04:01 PM: Oh here we go ::)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 06:04:53 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 03, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Oh here we go ::)

Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:16:12 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1xt8md1qc%2Flegs.jpg&hash=3a5bbf2be70ca54c16821e730f38869318578059) (http://postimage.org/image/1xt8md1qc/) angel1
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Just One More on October 03, 2011, 06:36:08 PM: That's a very nice looking chair Nick. I think this salmony one looks a little more comfortable though angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F25ralwbj8%2Fstockings2.jpg&hash=2d53850a716a85a395f9f2584f3a9a803862dfb6) (http://postimage.org/image/25ralwbj8/)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:37:38 PM: I like a comfy chair cloud9:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: GROWLER on October 03, 2011, 06:43:43 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:37:38 PM
I like a comfy chair cloud9:

Prefer the comfy baps meself like tbqatth. cloud9:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: GROWLER on October 03, 2011, 06:45:54 PM: Quote from: Just One More on October 03, 2011, 06:36:08 PM
That's a very nice looking chair Nick. I think this salmony one looks a little more comfortable though angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F25ralwbj8%2Fstockings2.jpg&hash=2d53850a716a85a395f9f2584f3a9a803862dfb6) (http://postimage.org/image/25ralwbj8/)

Bottom r.h corner...again! eeek:

blonde69MILF F/21
looking for action?
it's what I want
and you're right here in United Kingdom
let's play!

Almost gorra twitch there for a brief mo. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 06:48:17 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on October 03, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 03, 2011, 06:36:08 PM
That's a very nice looking chair Nick. I think this salmony one looks a little more comfortable though angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F25ralwbj8%2Fstockings2.jpg&hash=2d53850a716a85a395f9f2584f3a9a803862dfb6) (http://postimage.org/image/25ralwbj8/)

Bottom r.h corner...again! eeek:

blonde69MILF F/21
looking for action?
it's what I want
and you're right here in United Kingdom
let's play!

Almost gorra twitch there for a brief mo. :thumbsup:

How can she be a MILF and 21 like...? ::)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:53:14 PM: Who?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 06:53:28 PM: Quote from: Just One More on October 03, 2011, 06:36:08 PM
That's a very nice looking chair Nick. I think this salmony one looks a little more comfortable though angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F25ralwbj8%2Fstockings2.jpg&hash=2d53850a716a85a395f9f2584f3a9a803862dfb6) (http://postimage.org/image/25ralwbj8/)

A nice comfy sofa would be betterer like...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1iomkylvo%2FDanica_File01.jpg&hash=ced0fcd98cb765b2a2df16581fa78650284d0a10) (http://postimage.org/image/1iomkylvo/)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:55:24 PM: Not keen on those cushions noooo:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2011, 06:55:46 PM: One for Nick whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_ISEo3WglvnQ%2FTJjWzIsTUOI%2FAAAAAAAABDg%2F2UiVdh5zxzk%2Fs1600%2Fburlesque%2Bsock%2Bmonkey.jpg&hash=1c16dad4922cd5a074b1d7005aee7a9a94ba5e47)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:57:07 PM: I think she is more Growler's type, ackchooly angel1
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 06:57:19 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 03, 2011, 06:55:46 PM
One for Nick whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_ISEo3WglvnQ%2FTJjWzIsTUOI%2FAAAAAAAABDg%2F2UiVdh5zxzk%2Fs1600%2Fburlesque%2Bsock%2Bmonkey.jpg&hash=1c16dad4922cd5a074b1d7005aee7a9a94ba5e47)

happy002
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:58:08 PM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 06:59:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:58:08 PM
Shrugs:

point:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 03, 2011, 07:01:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:37:38 PM
I like a comfy chair cloud9:

Comfy Chair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnS49c9KZw8#)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2011, 07:05:15 PM: What is this thread about?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 07:06:08 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 07:05:15 PM
What is this thread about?

Your humiliation at the hands of Miss D...? whistle:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2011, 07:06:45 PM: I'd thought he'd like my monkey pose for him sad24:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2011, 07:08:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 03, 2011, 07:06:45 PM
I'd thought he's like my monkey pose for him sad24:

He does... he is just shy like... happy100
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Just One More on October 03, 2011, 07:36:59 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
Not keen on those cushions noooo:

I agree Nick, and the big cushions you sit on are hellish thin. Plus there's not much height at the back for back/neck support. Not a nice settee at all angel1
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 09:46:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 07:05:15 PM
What is this thread about?

Effing stocking filler merchandising at the beginning of October! Banghead Banghead

surrender:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2011, 10:04:01 PM: Quote from: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 09:46:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 07:05:15 PM
What is this thread about?

Effing stocking filler merchandising at the beginning of October! Banghead Banghead

surrender:

Would you care for a mince pie?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 10:07:59 PM: And a glass of port? ;)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 04, 2011, 08:06:40 AM: redface: Each year on Christmas morning my nearest and dearest have a small Christmas bag by the side of their bed.

During the course of the year I scour charity shops for things to put into them. I am looking for things that are appropriate for the people for whom the bag is intended. They are then finished off with a small Christmas cake (which are baked in small empty baked bean tins) a satsuma and chocolate.
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:41:28 AM: Quote from: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 10:07:59 PM
And a glass of port? ;)

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 04:46:25 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on October 04, 2011, 08:06:40 AM
redface: Each year on Christmas morning my nearest and dearest have a small Christmas bag by the side of their bed.

During the course of the year I scour charity shops for things to put into them. I am looking for things that are appropriate for the people for whom the bag is intended. They are then finished off with a small Christmas cake (which are baked in small empty baked bean tins) a satsuma and chocolate.

doh: 25 tins of baked beans! I can now sleep well again at night
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 04:54:42 PM: Rather than hovering above the bed?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 07:05:29 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 09:46:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 07:05:15 PM
What is this thread about?

Effing stocking filler merchandising at the beginning of October! Banghead Banghead

surrender:

Would you care for a mince pie?

Darwin... You sound just like Godfrey from Dad's Army
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 07:07:45 PM: point:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: bodiam on October 04, 2011, 07:47:37 PM: The only stocking filler I want is Shania Twain eyes: Drool:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 07:52:05 PM: Quote from: bodiam on October 04, 2011, 07:47:37 PM
The only stocking filler I want is Shania Twain eyes: Drool:

Technology Without An Interesting Name...You want a scanner, and I claim my £5.00...
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: bodiam on October 04, 2011, 08:07:37 PM: [/quote]

Technology Without An Interesting Name...You want a scanner, and I claim my £5.00...
[/quote] http://youtu.be/4SlLddIoLUw (http://youtu.be/4SlLddIoLUw) whistle:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:21:34 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 07:05:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 03, 2011, 09:46:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 07:05:15 PM
What is this thread about?

Effing stocking filler merchandising at the beginning of October! Banghead Banghead

surrender:

Would you care for a mince pie?

Darwin... You sound just like Godfrey from Dad's Army

Well done lad, I hoped someone would recognise the impersonation. ;)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:30:32 PM: Do you look like him too... whistle:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:32:13 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:30:32 PM
Do you look like him too... whistle:

Similar, but more rugged.
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:36:08 PM: Have you got a sister named Dolly...makes delightful cucumber sandwiches?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:37:58 PM: Dolly is a sheep.. makes lovely chops. whistle:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 08:38:47 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:32:13 PM
Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:30:32 PM
Do you look like him too... whistle:

Similar, but more rugged.

rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mypartyplanner.com%2Fcommon%2Fd_images%2Fproducts%2F00%2F06%2F30%2Fimage_405609.jpg&hash=c2874f3edf3d564b0b7e346cde5d49c035a83404)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:41:12 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:37:58 PM
Dolly is a sheep.. makes lovely chops. whistle:

Cloned... scared2:

Cloned Miss D...not clowned...
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:42:10 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:32:13 PM
Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:30:32 PM
Do you look like him too... whistle:

Similar, but more rugged.

rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mypartyplanner.com%2Fcommon%2Fd_images%2Fproducts%2F00%2F06%2F30%2Fimage_405609.jpg&hash=c2874f3edf3d564b0b7e346cde5d49c035a83404)

Why would you think I had a comb-over?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 08:42:49 PM: It was you that mentioned the rug whistle:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:43:55 PM: We need a photo DS...original like...
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:44:17 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2011, 08:42:49 PM
It was you that mentioned the rug whistle:

:thumbsup:

Well done young lady.
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:45:12 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:43:55 PM
We need a photo DS...original like...

Pre or post-war?
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:47:31 PM: Today...
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 09:02:09 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:47:31 PM
Today...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1zpx1hqh0%2Fbloody_pigeons.jpg&hash=18055a2b2082cc04a27ba3c2933a253399a03133) (http://postimage.org/image/1zpx1hqh0/)
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 09:04:53 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:47:31 PM
Today...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1zpx1hqh0%2Fbloody_pigeons.jpg&hash=18055a2b2082cc04a27ba3c2933a253399a03133) (http://postimage.org/image/1zpx1hqh0/)

noooo:...not you...
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 09:06:10 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 08:47:31 PM
Today...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1zpx1hqh0%2Fbloody_pigeons.jpg&hash=18055a2b2082cc04a27ba3c2933a253399a03133) (http://postimage.org/image/1zpx1hqh0/)

Darwin's Ugandan eeek:
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 09:09:20 PM: He' snot a left hooker...he had a a pop at Nick the other day for being left handed...when I say a pop...oh never mind...
Title: Re: Stocking fillers!
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 09:33:32 PM: Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 09:09:20 PM
He' snot a left hooker...he had a a pop at Nick the other day for being left handed

Interesting Clouseau. rubschin:

Factually correct, but poor photo-interpretation.

I also know not to point the gun within +/-90 degrees of the photographer, and which way round to wear a cap. ;)