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Title: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 10:19:30 AM

Why don't wimmin have and use POCKETS?  Banghead

It would make their lives far easier and save me time and money (especially at garages and supermarket checkouts) cussing:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 10:22:09 AM

I cant' be arsed to say it again

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10033.msg313487#msg313487 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10033.msg313487#msg313487)

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 10:23:04 AM

We need some wimmin's views. I see they are now making handbags with wheels  noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 10:30:00 AM

Woodstock hauls one of these to werk like
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and carries one of these over her shoulder
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PLUS one of these in her "free" hand
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I have suggested she stick a broom handle up her arse and sweep the corridors while she is at it.

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 10:31:57 AM

It is an addiction  noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 10:34:10 AM

Honestly ~ Seeing her set off in the mornings is like watching a caravan of Bedouin setting out to cross the Sahara.

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 10:36:17 AM

She cannot work out how the male tutors turn up with just one of these.

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I gather she is not the only female tutor similarly encumbered.

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 10:36:45 AM

We should get the laydees to post handbag inventories  Popcorn:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 10:37:19 AM

I doubt we have sufficient band width  noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 10:39:47 AM

 noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 11:06:17 AM

Ok I have just checked the contents of my handbag.

I have :
My purse
Make up bag
Oyster card
Work ID
Big bunch of keys (work & home )
Diary / organiser
Pens
2 cheque books from different banks
Bills to pay
Phone & portable usb charger
Tissues
Hair brush
Toiletries bag
Mp3 player
And an Apple

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 11:08:28 AM

She must have biceps like Henry Cooper. noooo:

I rest my case  angel1

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:09:02 AM

 shocked003

I'm not doubting your word but ............  what about "Laydees requisites"?

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:11:14 AM

I just checked my jeans pockets
Hanky
Keys (house and car)
Loose change (about a fiver's worth)
Credit Card
2 x Debit Cards
Comb
Folded notes (Fifty quids worth)

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 11:11:45 AM

I guess she eschews that Rampant Rabbit during the day  angel1

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:13:16 AM

I was thinking of something else.

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 11:15:35 AM

Scissors?

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 11:17:41 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:09:02 AM

shocked003

I'm not doubting your word but ............  what about "Laydees requisites"?

Toiletries bag ...contains toothbrush ( mini)  mini tube of tooth paste face wipes perfume and any other necessaries  whistle:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 11:19:07 AM

Most wimmin could run a branch of Boots from their handbags  noooo:  See also: Mrs NIck's bathroom  noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:20:30 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2011, 11:17:41 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:09:02 AM

shocked003

I'm not doubting your word but ............  what about "Laydees requisites"?

Toiletries bag ...contains toothbrush ( mini)  mini tube of tooth paste face wipes perfume and any other necessaries  whistle:

Ah-Ha! Bags within bags eh .... that's cheating.

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 12:36:25 PM

Not cheating ...just sensible  whistle:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 12:37:47 PM

WHAT is in your pockets?

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 12:43:13 PM

I never put anything in my pockets  noooo:

Because of 'the line'

Because it falls out

Because it makes noise ( if it's loose change etc)

Because pens etc can leak and stain

Because keys can stab your upper thigh

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 12:44:15 PM

Wimmin  noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 12:47:35 PM

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket) redface:

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 12:49:19 PM

Just so long as you don't shove a roll of Trebor Mints in the shotgun all will be well DS.

 :thumbsup: A real MAN'S pockets

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 12:52:07 PM

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2011, 01:13:22 PM

Men have more pockets than wimmin .

Wimmin invariably don't have jacket pockets and not many skirts have pockets and so therefore tis only really if you wear trousers.

Wimmin need bags  cloud9:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 01:19:46 PM

Woodstock wears five pocket jeans same as me.  evil:

Granted mine do not fit as tightly as hers but then I'm not intending to show off me pert arse.  ::)

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Pirate on October 04, 2011, 01:43:06 PM

Confucius say:

'Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day'

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 04:51:28 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 12:47:35 PM

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket) redface:

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence  redface:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2011, 04:53:42 PM

Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 04:51:28 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 12:47:35 PM

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket) redface:

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence  redface:

[groans]  noooo:

Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 04:57:44 PM

Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 04:51:28 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 12:47:35 PM

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket) redface:

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence  redface:

Stupid Boy
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Title: Re: Pockets
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 08:12:48 PM

Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2011, 04:51:28 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2011, 12:47:35 PM

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket) redface:

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence  redface:

Well spotted, there should, of course, have been a semi-colon after 'keys'.

Only 8/10 though, as you missed the capital 't' in Trebor.  whistle: