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Title: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2011, 07:52:56 AM
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Kylie Minogue swapped the glitz and glamour for a gown and cap as she took to the stage in Chelmsford to receive an honorary doctorate.

The singer was made Doctor of Health Science at Anglia Ruskin University for her work promoting breast cancer awareness following her own successful battle with the disease.

After the ceremony, she told Sky News the doctorate was "a massive honour".

Anglia Ruskin University????????

Didn't that used to be Anglia Polytechnic?  happy002
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 08:08:06 AM
Her most gorgeous gorgeous near perfect arse deserves an award in itself.  cloud9:
Most yumster. Drool:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2011, 08:13:02 AM
Just for Growler

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Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 08:24:28 AM
Just for Growler

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B L O O D E E E H E L L F I R E! cloud9: Drool:
Post of the year that. :thumbsup:

Just been lookin' for a piccy of her arse too.
Just imagine 'avin' THAT on a plate with two spuds and matching veg. Drool:

Gone all 'twitchy' now. whistle:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2011, 09:05:44 AM
For Growler

Kylie Agent Provacateur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5s5BNHbxeY#)
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 09:22:49 AM
For Growler

Kylie Agent Provacateur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5s5BNHbxeY#)

Why just for me? Shrugs:

You really would wouldn't you?
Well I firkin' well would, all day long. Drool:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2011, 09:24:15 AM
For Growler

Kylie Agent Provacateur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5s5BNHbxeY#)

Why just for me? Shrugs:

You really would wouldn't you?
Well I firkin' well would, all day long. Drool:

I'd pay. Lots  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 09:25:29 AM
For Growler

Kylie Agent Provacateur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5s5BNHbxeY#)

Why just for me? Shrugs:

You really would wouldn't you?
Well I firkin' well would, all day long. Drool:

I'd pay. Lots  :thumbsup:

I'd friggin' croak it. sad32:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 06, 2011, 10:39:34 AM
You lot make me larf......you all deserve degrees if they give them to arses now  whistle:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2011, 10:52:58 AM
You lot make me larf......you all deserve degrees if they give them to arses now  whistle:

Not that you don't have a pert posterior yourself, Miss D  lol:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 10:54:58 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 06, 2011, 11:21:58 AM
You lot make me larf......you all deserve degrees if they give them to arses now  whistle:

Not that you don't have a pert posterior yourself, Miss D  lol:

Sarcasm becomes you  lol:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 06, 2011, 12:03:38 PM
It has been said before on here, by Snoops I think, why when someone has cancer is it always referred to as a battle no matter the outcome.

I would not wish cancer of any kind on anyone but maybe Ms Minogue just had a bit of a skirmish with the illness as opposed to Mrs Smith from number 45 who's husband was made redundant last month and has no pension does not know how to tell the kids or what to put in their lunch boxes.  Who wonders if she lives within the right post code to get the latest and most effective drugs and where they are going to find the money for the extra petrol they need, the parking fees and the child care which they will have to pay for as Mrs Smiths mother is in a care home.

Still she does have a nice arse. ;)
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Snoopy on October 06, 2011, 12:05:06 PM
It has been said before on here, by Snoops I think, why when someone has cancer is it always referred to as a battle no matter the outcome.

I would not wish cancer of any kind on anyone but maybe Ms Minogue just had a bit of a skirmish with the illness as opposed to Mrs Smith from number 45 who's husband was made redundant last month and has no pension does not know how to tell the kids or what to put in their lunch boxes.  Who wonders if she lives within the right post code to get the latest and most effective drugs and where they are going to find the money for the extra petrol they need, the parking fees and the child care which they will have to pay for as Mrs Smiths mother is in a care home.

Still she does have a nice arse. ;)

Who? Kylie or Mrs Smith?
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 06, 2011, 12:08:05 PM
 ;D Both prolly have to say I have not paid much attention.....
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: tel on October 06, 2011, 12:10:00 PM
You lot make me larf......you all deserve degrees if they give them to arses now  whistle:

Not that you don't have a pert posterior yourself, Miss D  lol:

Sarcasm becomes you  lol:

 razz:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 06, 2011, 05:33:02 PM
It has been said before on here, by Snoops I think, why when someone has cancer is it always referred to as a battle no matter the outcome.

I would not wish cancer of any kind on anyone but maybe Ms Minogue just had a bit of a skirmish with the illness as opposed to Mrs Smith from number 45 who's husband was made redundant last month and has no pension does not know how to tell the kids or what to put in their lunch boxes.  Who wonders if she lives within the right post code to get the latest and most effective drugs and where they are going to find the money for the extra petrol they need, the parking fees and the child care which they will have to pay for as Mrs Smiths mother is in a care home.



 drumroll:  Don't cross into Worstshire what ever you do the postcodes here do not exist.

I usually find its easier to go to France when Im ill.  Triaged and seen in 20 minutes usually, prescription for 5 drugs £22 and no consultation fee. Wasnt asked to show E111 card thingy either.  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:


Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 05:39:18 PM
What ails you??
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:40:07 PM
I've been in a birof a lather all day long, simply dying to ger'ome to have another good blimping at this thread. Drool:

Succulent is a werd that springs to mind.
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 05:42:29 PM
Not in relation to you though  noooo:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:49:21 PM
Not in relation to you though  noooo:

Nor your friggin' 'ome made bread granite cake either. whistle:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2011, 05:51:01 PM
Just for Growler

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Just wanted to transfer this piccy to page 2  to save me blimping time like. Drool:

Avatart p'raps? rubschin:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Just One More on October 06, 2011, 05:53:10 PM
Kylie Minogue - All The Lovers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frv6FOt1BNI#ws)

If you one of those dancers you'd be tempted to have a crafty squeeze wouldn't you
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 05:54:22 PM
Just for Growler

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Just wanted to transfer this piccy to page 2  to save me blimping time like. Drool:

Avatart p'raps? rubschin:
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Miss D  eeek:
Title: Re: This takes the bloody biscuit
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 06, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Just for Growler

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkyliesarse.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F11%2Fcropped-kylie_monigue_30041.jpg&hash=29dee29d8bbf44cfbbd3cbae374545e5de16a8f3)

Just wanted to transfer this piccy to page 2  to save me blimping time like. Drool:

Avatart p'raps? rubschin:

Poptart p'raps?