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Title: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:23:27 PM: And it is sadly needed.

Off you go.
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:25:58 PM: Shall I post my Tourette's joke...? ;D
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:27:12 PM: Fuck no!
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:27:41 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:27:12 PM
Fuck no!

drumroll: ;D
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2011, 06:27:52 PM: Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:25:58 PM
Shall I post my Tourette's joke...? ;D

Fuck off!

Damn: Snoopy beat me to it.
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:29:35 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2011, 06:27:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:25:58 PM
Shall I post my Tourette's joke...? ;D

Fuck off!

Damn: Snoopy beat me to it.

I'll still give you the clap Uncle!

happ096
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2011, 06:32:35 PM: I passed a stunning blonde on my way home through the park last night.

"You're gorgeous!" I burst out. "Are you a model?"

"Yeah," she smiled. "Buy the Daily Star and you'll see me on page 3."

"Well, tomorrow," I replied, pulling a rope from my jacket, "You're gonna make the front page!"
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Snoopy on October 27, 2011, 06:35:50 PM: On the subject, a few posts ago now, of tourettes

Somewhere else Nick (I think) asked why Tourettes sufferers didn't say "By Gad" and other such things.

Woodstock went shopping today and as she rounded the first aisle she encountered a man in a wheelchair. He seemed almost to follow her around the shop, sometimes coming up behind her and sometimes appearing in front of her. He had all the classic tourettes symptoms, the twitches and the shouting but his exclamations were made in a "cut glass" accent and consisted of "Oh my Golly Gosh" .... Oh my Golly, Golly Gosh" and "Oh Golly Gosh". Nothing else.

The checkout girl said he was a regular and never swore.
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 06:56:30 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2011, 06:32:35 PM
I passed a stunning blonde on my way home through the park last night.

"You're gorgeous!" I burst out. "Are you a model?"

"Yeah," she smiled. "Buy the Daily Star and you'll see me on page 3."

"Well, tomorrow," I replied, pulling a rope from my jacket, "You're gonna make the front page!"

happy001
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2011, 06:59:05 PM: I didn't know this at the time but, when I was a teenager, my big sister used to stash cocaine in her used underwear basket.

So technically, my drug addiction is her fault.
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2011, 07:00:39 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
I didn't know this at the time but, when I was a teenager, my big sister used to stash cocaine in her used underwear basket.

So technically, my drug addiction is her fault.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 07:06:48 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 05:54:16 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
I didn't know this at the time but, when I was a teenager, my big sister used to stash cocaine in her used underwear basket.

So technically, my drug addiction is her fault.

Addiction to crack is no laughing matter redface:
Title: Re: A New Joke For BM
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2011, 06:20:53 AM: Quote from: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 05:54:16 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
I didn't know this at the time but, when I was a teenager, my big sister used to stash cocaine in her used underwear basket.

So technically, my drug addiction is her fault.

Addiction to crack is no laughing matter redface:

drumroll: lol: lol: lol: