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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 08, 2011, 08:41:04 PM
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How many of you have had childhood traumas which have afflicted your lives ever since?
I think of things like fishophobia or fear of hot drinks or cucumbers whistle: whistle:
What happened?
I have philias by contrast angel1. These include creosote, trains and autumn leaves, though I cannot abide a mango for some reason.
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I was just fine dandy level headed and pleasant UNTIL I met you. cussing:
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YOu seem troubled noooo: Tell Uncle Nick all about it Popcorn:
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I had my tonsils out when I was four ..... in hospital for a week in those days. Every meal had boiled vegetable marrow on the plate (reckoned to be soft and easy to swallow unlike today when I gather they feed patients things like cornflakes etc to scrape the throat) Haven't been able to eat vegetable marrow since. sick2:
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Fear of marrows. Interesting rubschin:
Not something LL has to fear, obviously angel1
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Fear of marrows. Interesting rubschin:
Not something LL has to fear, obviously angel1
She hasn't met me yet. whistle:
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Tea redface:
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Even iced tea?
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I won't try iced tea because it's tea redface:
and by association with tea ...all other hot drinks are excluded too ...including hot chocolate sad24:
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Why is that my ickle kitten (as Growler might say)?
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YOu seem troubled noooo: Tell Uncle Nick all about it Popcorn:
It's exactly for that reason (conversing with YOU) that I'm like wo'r'iam. Angry9:
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I won't try iced tea because it's tea redface:
and by association with tea ...all other hot drinks are excluded too ...including hot chocolate sad24:
You are odd, but there again, being related to that old bull, is it ANY wonder, at all? Shrugs:
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redface: redface: redface:
My mum was the world's biggest tea drinker and believed it could cure all known illnesses and prevent any you didn't know about.
When I was likkle , sick and unable to go school I used to have no choice but go with my mum to work.
She worked in a ...how can I put this politically correctly ....mental hospital noooo: . She did the uniform stuff for doctors and nurses not a patient. So you used to have to sit there all day feeling shit however she would go and let you sit in on basket weaving classes with the 'patients' and stuff like that noooo: . This was before the days of Childline cussing:.
Anyways we had to go to the staff canteen for lunch and she was ordering me to drink me tea even though I felt really queasy. Yep you guessed it - projectile vomitting over everyone redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
I was only about 8 or 9 and so embarrassed I ran off down the corridor and locked myself in some large room / cupboard . I didn't realise there was a patient in there and he was mumbling freaky deeky weirdo stuff and I panicked and couldn't get out.
You can see the trauma levels piling up can't you .
Anyways ...I blame the tea noooo:
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How many of you have had childhood traumas which have afflicted your lives ever since?
I think of things like fishophobia or fear of hot drinks or cucumbers whistle: whistle:
What happened?
I have philias by contrast angel1. These include creosote, trains and autumn leaves, though I cannot abide a mango for some reason.
OK this is one I haven't told anyone before but why not now?
When I was about 9 I used to walk home from school. One day I was two hours late getting home. Father was out scouring the streets for me. I don't know what happened during those two hours. I do remember coming out of a house (can still remember which road it was in) that was not on my normal route home. I also remember saying goodbye to an elderly lady (or so she seemed to me) at the front door of the house and walking straight home. My father took me back to the house but there was no old lady and the occupant denied ever having seen me. My father thrashed me for telling lies but what I have just told you is what I told him and is the truth. I have absolutely no idea what it was all about.
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Alien abduction ? rubschin:
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redface: redface: redface:
My mum was the world's biggest tea drinker and believed it could cure all known illnesses and prevent any you didn't know about.
When I was likkle , sick and unable to go school I used to have no choice but go with my mum to work.
She worked in a ...how can I put this politically correctly ....mental hospital noooo: . She did the uniform stuff for doctors and nurses not a patient. So you used to have to sit there all day feeling shit however she would go and let you sit in on basket weaving classes with the 'patients' and stuff like that noooo: . This was before the days of Childline cussing:.
Anyways we had to go to the staff canteen for lunch and she was ordering me to drink me tea even though I felt really queasy. Yep you guessed it - projectile vomitting over everyone redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
I was only about 8 or 9 and so embarrassed I ran off down the corridor and locked myself in some large room / cupboard . I didn't realise there was a patient in there and he was mumbling freaky deeky weirdo stuff and I panicked and couldn't get out.
You can see the trauma levels piling up can't you .
Anyways ...I blame the tea noooo:
How do you feel about hot choccy with cream on top and a voddy shot?
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Why ruin good voddy ? noooo:
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Alien abduction ? rubschin:
I am frightened of aliens too scared2:
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Alien abduction ? rubschin:
Abduction for sure ~ just wish I could remember what happened in the house. I do recall she gave me a cup of tea and a slice of cake but that's all.
Yes I have tried hypnosis to bring back the memory but to no avail.
I assume she was up to something. shrugs:
Oh and I do remember my mother going through every inch of the clothes I was wearing as father was thrashing me.
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I remember a very disturbing episode with a male dentist when I was about 16...Bastard was rubbing down a filling...while trying to rub something else down...I didn't go back... scared2:
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Dentists are evil....more proof ( as if that is necessary noooo: )
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Childhood traumas No 6711556277378 redface:
Dentists
The reason I can't stand dentists is as a youngster I was told I needed to have 4 teeth taken out. Bit crowded in my gob apparently ::)
I was put under using gas sick2:
All teeth taken up at the same time ( rear top and bottom on either side ).
The brute that called himself the dentist ripped them out mercilessly and I drowsily woke up, feeling sick, with my mouth full of blood and padded out with tissues.
Was sick again but thought I would die choking on own vomit as couldn't get tissues and wadding out of my mouth noooo:
Hate dentists I do redface:
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Childhood traumas No 6711556277378 redface:
Dentists
The reason I can't stand dentists is as a youngster I was told I needed to have 4 teeth taken out. Bit crowded in my gob apparently ::)
I was put under using gas sick2:
All teeth taken up at the same time ( rear top and bottom on either side ).
The brute that called himself the dentist ripped them out mercilessly and I drowsily woke up, feeling sick, with my mouth full of blood and padded out with tissues.
Was sick again but thought I would die choking on own vomit as couldn't get tissues and wadding out of my mouth noooo:
Hate dentists I do redface:
I luv mine, 'cus he removed the most excruciating toothache at short notice, I've ever had in my entire life yesterday. cloud9:
Putting the injection needle in was actually most pleasant!
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Hate loathe and detest rice pudding as I was force fed it when I was a nipper. Always reminded me of a bowl of puke. sick2:
Can't even stand the smell of it. :sick016:
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I hate fish. My dad made me eat it once when I wer a lad. Made me sick and I cannot stand even the smell of it now. (that was before childline too) Bastard kids don't know they have it made today with all their burgers and turkey twizzlers.
sick2: sad32:
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Childhood traumas No 6711556277378 redface:
Dentists
The reason I can't stand dentists is as a youngster I was told I needed to have 4 teeth taken out. Bit crowded in my gob apparently ::)
I was put under using gas sick2:
All teeth taken up at the same time ( rear top and bottom on either side ).
The brute that called himself the dentist ripped them out mercilessly and I drowsily woke up, feeling sick, with my mouth full of blood and padded out with tissues.
Was sick again but thought I would die choking on own vomit as couldn't get tissues and wadding out of my mouth noooo:
Hate dentists I do redface:
I luv mine, 'cus he removed the most excruciating toothache at short notice, I've ever had in my entire life yesterday. cloud9:
Putting the injection needle in was actually most pleasant!
He should get that coconut that Barman got. Fix fix, fix
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Childhood traumas No 6711556277378 redface:
Dentists
The reason I can't stand dentists is as a youngster I was told I needed to have 4 teeth taken out. Bit crowded in my gob apparently ::)
I was put under using gas sick2:
All teeth taken up at the same time ( rear top and bottom on either side ).
The brute that called himself the dentist ripped them out mercilessly and I drowsily woke up, feeling sick, with my mouth full of blood and padded out with tissues.
Was sick again but thought I would die choking on own vomit as couldn't get tissues and wadding out of my mouth noooo:
Hate dentists I do redface:
I luv mine, 'cus he removed the most excruciating toothache at short notice, I've ever had in my entire life yesterday. cloud9:
Putting the injection needle in was actually most pleasant!
He should get that coconut that Barman got. Fix fix, fix
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I bet it's in yer trophy cabinet with yer Yahoo Points cerstificate and your Ebay Blue Star buyer cerstificate too ;)
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Maybe BM never won anything as a child rubschin:
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I didn't.... sad24:
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Always the last one stood there when they were picking teams point:
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I have philias too. No phobias are included but one of my first memories is sitting on the ground at the bottom of the garden next to an old Belfast sink and playing with the woodlice there. I was a lonely child, oh and I never had red wellies either. Seems to me that I was a lonely and deprived child. noooo: sad24:
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Always the last one stood there when they were picking teams point:
I was! lol:
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Nope, not a single trauma/phobia/philia noooo:
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Nope, not a single trauma/phobia/philia noooo:
Nanny dropping you on your head removed all those I expect. ;)
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Nope, not a single trauma/phobia/philia noooo:
Nanny dropping you on your head removed all those I expect. ;)
lol: lol: lol:
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I bet it's in yer trophy cabinet with yer Yahoo Points cerstificate and your Ebay Blue Star buyer cerstificate too ;)
He hasm't got it yet, grumpy jealous smart arse. eatdrink013
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Nope, not a single trauma/phobia/philia noooo:
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Are you a robot ???? rubschin:
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I drowned in Tooting Bec Lido when I was 4. To this day, my brother swears he didn't push me in, but I have my doubts rubschin:
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How were you resurrected? eeek:
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How were you resurrected? eeek:
When my dad eventually fished my lifeless body out of the pool, he performed ye olde chest pump/mouth to mouth and apparently after a couple of minutes I coughed up about a gallon of water, sat up and asked for an ice cream.
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How were you resurrected? eeek:
When my dad eventually fished my lifeless body out of the pool, he performed ye olde chest pump/mouth to mouth and apparently after a couple of minutes I coughed up about a gallon of water, sat up and asked for a pint of Youngs
whistle:
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Is TMR actually indestructible ?
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I drowned in Tooting Bec Lido when I was 4. To this day, my brother swears he didn't push me in, but I have my doubts rubschin:
No stranger to accidents and misfortune then TMR. rubschin: Now we have to ask the question, 'have you or have you not got wisdom teeth?'
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I haven't angel1
Bow down before my mightiness
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I suspect The Brat is about to experience a childhood trauma.... scared2:
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I haven't angel1
Bow down before my mightiness
We knew about the lack of wisdom but didn't realise you had a full set of falsies whistle:
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I haven't angel1
Bow down before my mightiness
Behold your gingerness! worthy:
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Is TMR actually indestructible ?
Why whenever I see or hear that word do I hear the "der, der, der, der, der, der,der" from Captain Scarlet rubschin:
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Is TMR actually indestructible ?
Why whenever I see or hear that word do I hear the "der, der, der, der, der, der,der" from Captain Scarlet rubschin:
Captain Scarlet THEME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwhMl60b668#)
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I drowned in Tooting Bec Lido when I was 4. To this day, my brother swears he didn't push me in, but I have my doubts rubschin:
I drownded while skinny dipping in the Crypt School outdoor swimming pool...mind you I was 18...we had just left a night club...it was 3am...I was pissed...we had to remove a fence panel to get in IIRC
Anyhoo...my drunken mate saw an arm coming out of the water in the deep end (6')and dragged me out (by the arm I might add)...seem to remember some tarts being there as well...giggling at something...well it was cold whistle:
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I have no wisdom teeth.
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Is TMR actually indestructible ?
Why whenever I see or hear that word do I hear the "der, der, der, der, der, der,der" from Captain Scarlet rubschin:
Ah so it wasn't just me then. lol:
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I have no wisdom teeth.
:thumbsup:
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I haven't angel1
Bow down before my mightiness
There you go, as requested cockrot. Finger:
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Mr Bear cloud9:
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Mr Bear cloud9:
Wha'? rubschin: