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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 12:12:00 PM
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I received this from a friend yesterday:
Hi Family & Friends
I am thrilled to announce a wonderful achievement by Louise.
Guess who is a Doctor now?
Louise had her final Viva on Tuesday afternoon with external examiners and has been informed that she has obtained her degree.
Subject to formal confirmation from the University Committee she has been awarded her PhD in English Literature Creative Writing from the University of X.
We are all so proud of her and thrilled for this amazing success.
It has been three years of intense work a fascinating mind in action and I hasten to add, at times challenging.
These are some of the comments made by the external examiners (taken from the notes of her professor who was an observer):
A joy to read really impressive by the amount of sheer determined research
Strikingly original
Most beautifully written
Congratulate enormously
The overwhelming part a genuine pleasure to read draws the reader in brilliantly
Tremendously impressive
Highly original nature of the project makes a real contribution to the field Woolf etc worked them in a sophisticated way
Interested in way historical research is used and music
Voice and music texture of voices managed wonderfully
Music & verbal music good connection
The prose sings beautifully
Playfulness is very effective
The sweep of the thing is huge its very powerful
Rich, resonant, powerful
One of their first questions by the external examiners was did she have any plans to publish it this is something virtually never heard at such an interview.
That gives you some idea of their estimation of the work.
Her professor has offered to assist in publishing also must unusual.
I think that this says it all about Louise and her amazing achievement.
What a clever and creative wife I have.
I am sure you will all want to join me in saying well done Louise!
I just got this!!
Dear Family & Friends
I sent my email below to you earlier this week in great enthusiasm and excitement to share this great news with you.
I did not clear the content or the list with Louise and she has been upset by this.
It does not represent what she would wish to communicate to you.
It was wrong of me to send this to you and I am sending this email to let you know this.
My apologies to Louise & you.
whacky115 whacky115
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Poor bastard ......... noooo:
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Poor bastard ......... noooo:
My very thoughts... lol:
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Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud noooo:
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Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud noooo:
Indeed - his OTT reaction is a bit creepy.... noooo:
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Seems to be a man hanging to his marriage by his fingertails to me noooo:
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SO we just can't win noooo: A man publicly declares his immense pride in his wife's achievements and ends up sleeping in a fooking kennel cussing:
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Of course you can be proud ....but no one likes loud and proud noooo: noooo: noooo:
There is a little known ( to man that is ) concept .....I believe they call it subtly whistle:
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Of course you can be proud ....but no one likes loud and proud noooo: noooo: noooo:
There is a little known ( to man that is ) concept .....I believe they call it subtly whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Oh... evil:
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he could have told her to stick it up her arse, miserable cow Finger: Finger:
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Well...the way I read it is...
She was quite happy to have her family and friends know all about it...It was just Nick she was objecting to...but the bloke was too diplomatic to say Dear Nick
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cussing:
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Shrugs:
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Was just chatting to my neighbour. He reports:
My ex moaned like hell over the fact I had a a house phone in my bedroom and living room! - that really stumped me! Apparently is was "unnecessary"
whacky115
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One of my exes couldn't bare the way I pushed my toothpaste onto the brush with my tongue.... noooo:
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Were you brushing your teeth at the time?
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My ex complained about finding me in bed with her best friend.
Apparently I ought to have had friends of my own. ::)
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My ex complained about finding me in bed with her best friend.
Apparently I ought to have had friends of my own. ::)
happy001
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point: Per chance?
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My ex complained about finding me in bed with her best friend.
Apparently I ought to have had friends of my own. ::)
;D ;D ;D
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Were you brushing your teeth at the time?
Yes...
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Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud noooo:
Indeed - his OTT reaction is a bit creepy.... noooo:
Have to agree I'm afraid.
FAR too much 'willy waving' there imo.
Yes, be happy for her success and mention it in passing next time you speak to the recipitants pf that ramble, but he did go completely OTT, rabbiting on and on and on. sleep017
Reminded me of some of these 'newsletters' that some folk almost feel obliged to send to friends and rellies every piggin' crumbulee. Shrugs:
We're NOT FRIGGIN' INTERESTED,OK! Banghead
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Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud noooo:
Indeed - his OTT reaction is a bit creepy.... noooo:
Have to agree I'm afraid.
FAR too much 'willy waving' there imo.
Yes, be happy for her success and mention it in passing next time you speak to the recipitants pf that ramble, but he did go completely OTT, rabbiting on and on and on. sleep017
Reminded me of some of these 'newsletters' that some folk almost feel obliged to send to friends and rellies every piggin' crumbulee. Shrugs:
We're NOT FRIGGIN' INTERESTED,OK! Banghead
Agreed! :thumbsup:
How gives a fuck what you've been doing since we heard from you last Xmas...? noooo:
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Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud noooo:
Agreed! :thumbsup:
How gives a fuck what you've been doing since we heard from you last Xmas...? noooo:
Well unfortinately, some have such massive ego's and overwhelming feelings of self importance, that they simply cannot help themselves.
Keep such long winded self praise it in the family i say.
I did actually...and most unusual for me...feel quite embarrased and squirmy for the wumman tbqh.
Mrs G would have been well pissed off if I'd done something like that when she gained her Dip Ac MRTCM, cough cough. lol:
I just took the piss out of her. :thumbsup:
Don't think I ever mentioned Mini Moose's A level results either tbh, and it will remain that way.
She did very well, end of. :thumbsup:
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Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud noooo:
Agreed! :thumbsup:
How gives a fuck what you've been doing since we heard from you last Xmas...? noooo:
Well unfortinately, some have such massive ego's and overwhelming feelings of self importance, that they simply cannot help themselves.
Keep such long winded self praise it in the family i say.
I did actually...and most unusual for me...feel quite embarrased and squirmy for the wumman tbqh.
Mrs G would have been well pissed off if I'd done something like that when she gained her Dip Ac MRTCM, cough cough. lol:
I just took the piss out of her. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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I'm currently dealling with a massive willy waving Wankah: on a motoring forum that I frequent, and he really does not like the fact that I'm ridiculing both him and his gin swigging nonces down at MSA towers.
He and his opinions are right...in his opinion, and he does not like anyone disagreeing with him.
Fair bait for piss taking I'd say, miserable old self opinionated twat.
Anyone that actually has a piccie of themselves in real life as a avatart is a Wankah:
Big headed c**t ::)
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I'm currently dealling with a massive willy waving Wankah: on a motoring forum that I frequent, and he really does not like the fact that I'm ridiculing both him and his gin swigging nonces down at MSA towers.
He and his opinions are right...in his opinion, and he does not like anyone disagreeing with him.
Fair bait for piss taking I'd say, miserable old self opinionated twat.
Anyone that actually has a piccie of themselves in real life as a avatart is a Wankah:
Big headed c**t ::)
Good point well made! :thumbsup:
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He's suggested I look and see what his actual role is on this years WRC GB before I make my disillusioned...in his opinion Wankah: 'old school' comments.
I suggested that he fook off as i couldn't give a flying turd tbqatth. :thumbsup:
He's currently rambling on and on about all the posts he's held in motorsport over the last 100 years which therfore qualifies him....in his opinion...for us to all sit up and take notice. sleep017
Warra a absolute grade A tool. :thumbsup:
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Ey. Just thinking anout the O.P.
Can you JUST imagine if the wife of the geezer that posted that email to Nick and others actually found out that Nick had posted it on here?
No actual names mentioned, granted, (apart from Louise of course...WELL DONE LOUISE!!! :thumbsup: )as gonks 'ed actually had the intelligence to remove it, but could you just begin to imagine her reaction to seeing her info going out in here and to the www as a whole!!
shocked003 Explode: happy001
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A pleasing thought. ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH. I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:
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Ey. Just thinking anout the O.P.
Can you JUST imagine if the wife of the geezer that posted that email to Nick and others actually found out that Nick had posted it on here?
No actual names mentioned, granted, (apart from Louise of course...WELL DONE LOUISE!!! :thumbsup: )as gonks 'ed actually had the intelligence to remove it, but could you just begin to imagine her reaction to seeing her info going out in here and to the www as a whole!!
shocked003 Explode: happy001
Thass prolly why she went mad in the first place! :thumbsup:
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A pleasing thought. ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH. I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:
She strikes me as being quite a quiet shy and retiring type person that doesn't like to be the centre of attention tbh.
He on the other hand is a bit of a buffon I reckon, hence him being Nick's friend. whistle:
I suppose he meant well though. :thumbsup:
So nice to see it backfiring on him though, sorry. lol:
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A pleasing thought. ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH. I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:
She strikes me as being quite a quiet shy and retiring type person that doesn't like to be the centre of attention tbh.
He on the other hand is a bit of a buffon I reckon, hence him being Nick's friend. whistle:
I suppose he meant well though. :thumbsup:
So nice to see it backfiring on him though, sorry. lol:
The old 'nature' or 'nurture' debate.... rubschin:
Was he a buffoon before he met Nick....? whistle:
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A pleasing thought. ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH. I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:
She strikes me as being quite a quiet shy and retiring type person that doesn't like to be the centre of attention tbh.
He on the other hand is a bit of a buffon I reckon, hence him being Nick's friend. whistle:
I suppose he meant well though. :thumbsup:
So nice to see it backfiring on him though, sorry. lol:
The old 'nature' or 'nurture' debate.... rubschin:
Was he a buffoon before he met Nick....? whistle:
Nah. He was probaly a well balanced normal geezer.
Look what that idiot has done to me for example. shocked003
Only a couple of you's in 'ere that actually keep me just on the right side of sanity tbh. cry:
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Only a couple of you's in 'ere that actually keep me just on the right side of sanity tbh. cry:
[/quote] Violins: sadsmiley30: happy100 happy001
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
No, that would be his Mini building golden coconut winner.... ::)
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You just test his patience ....how long have you been 'building ' this mini now ? whistle:
Lot of hot air in this golden coconut whistle:
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You just test his patience ....how long have you been 'building ' this mini now ? whistle:
Lot of hot air in this golden coconut whistle:
Perfection can't be rushed... noooo:
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You need to get a wumman in whistle:
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You need to get a wumman in whistle:
Aye, it'll need a good clean and polish when I've finished it.... :thumbsup:
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" ...when I've finished it " .........I wonder what new varieties they'll have of Mr Sheen next century whistle:
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" ...when I've finished it " .........I wonder what new varieties they'll have of Mr Sheen next century whistle:
Suggest you just gen up on what is available next year.... evil:
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Harry Enfield - Kevin - Avoid Washing The Car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDAeuVfSqBk#)
whistle:
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
Quite so Miss D we are after all very special girlie's. Entertaining, eloquent, elegant, demure yet sexy. angel1
happy001 happy001
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How to avoid washing a car by Kevin the teenager - BBC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmateJGnSshE#)
whistle:
"The video you have requested is not available" ::)
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
Quite so Miss D we are after all very special girlie's. Entertaining, eloquent, elegant, demure yet sexy. ang
Special needs more like! point:
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ang rubschin:
And we can use the quote function properly whistle:
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You need to get a wumman in whistle:
No. That's EXACTLY what he DOES NOT need. Banghead
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ang rubschin:
And we can use the quote function properly whistle:
It had the relevant part in.... ::)
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You need to get a wumman in whistle:
No. That's EXACTLY what he DOES NOT need. Banghead
Course not .....so when you going then ? ;)
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:
Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)
BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:
Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)
BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:
cloud9:
Quite frankly, if it wasn't for the fact that they clean the bogs we could do without them.... whistle:
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I'll wait for the Golden Shot then shall I lol:
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I'll wait for the Golden Shot then shall I lol:
happy001
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:
Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)
BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:
I guess I must be the other one then ;)
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He's currently rambling on and on about all the posts he's held in motorsport over the last 100 years which therfore qualifies him....in his opinion...for us to all sit up and take notice. sleep017
Warra a absolute grade A tool. :thumbsup:
Experience is wasted on some people :thumbsup:
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:
Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)
BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:
I guess I must be the other one then ;)
happy001 ::) noooo:
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He's currently rambling on and on about all the posts he's held in motorsport over the last 100 years which therfore qualifies him....in his opinion...for us to all sit up and take notice. sleep017
Warra a absolute grade A tool. :thumbsup:
Experience is wasted on some people :thumbsup:
Indeed. The full 'you don't wanna do it that way, you need to do it THIS way', if ever there was one. ::)
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
Who else is there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
I guess I must be the other one then ;)
Frock department? JOM? eeek:
Is there something you need to get off your chest?
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That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to whistle:
Who else is there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
I guess I must be the other one then ;)
Frock department? JOM? eeek:
Is there something you need to get off your chest?
Yes. His bra. whistle:
Ooooot for the lads JOM, ooot for the lads! :thumbsup:
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I said JOM was a gayer.... rubschin:
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Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ? rubschin:
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Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ? rubschin:
yes, he is trying to muscle in... evil:
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Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ? rubschin:
yes, he is trying to muscle in... evil:
Only one award for one winner. :thumbsup:
There MIGHT possibly be a silver and bog standard one, but sadly there are no contenders at the mo., and time is fast running out.
Plenty of participants for the mouldy smashed one though, plenty. whistle:
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I'm sure there is many here that would appreciate a booby prize lol:
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Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ? rubschin:
yes, he is trying to muscle in... evil:
Only one award for one winner. :thumbsup:
There MIGHT possibly be a silver and bog standard one, but sadly there are no contenders at the mo., and time is fast running out.
Plenty of participants for the mouldy smashed one though, plenty. whistle:
I expect you'll need several mouldy smashed ones.... whistle:
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When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?
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When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?
Well, I've won the top prize... cloud9:
Everybody else is scratching around in the filth for second.... noooo:
Nick is last.... whistle:
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When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?
Well, I've won the top prize... cloud9:
Everybody else is scratching around in the filth for second.... noooo:
Nick is last.... whistle:
[EDIT] Oh and Xmas - the bear has made that quite clear... ::)
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When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?
Sadly, we can't 'ava a awards ceromony unless we all go out to Cyprus, but I'm sure BM will post a piccie of it on here when it's been sent and received.
The only catergory you's lot are fighting over is the 'being nice friendly 'elpful and not rude and nasty to GROWLER catergory.
That just about rules out everone then ey? whistle:
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Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 - HD 720p + Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9cSez-mY4#ws)
whistle:
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Can't be won over that easy you. noooo:
I need to see genuinisity over a decent length of time, not suddenly being showered with cake or pineapple or summat....only it would 'elp though. :thumbsup:
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Never fear Growler , I will never shower you with goldeness lol:
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Can't be won over that easy you. noooo:
I need to see genuinisity over a decent length of time, not suddenly being showered with cake or pineapple or summat....only it would 'elp though. :thumbsup:
sad32:
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When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?
Well, I've won the top prize... cloud9:
Everybody else is scratching around in the filth for second.... noooo:
Nick is last.... whistle:
[EDIT] Oh and Xmas - the bear has made that quite clear... ::)
Indeed. The online ceromony will take place over the crumbulee 'oliday like. :thumbsup:
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Can't be won over that easy you. noooo:
I need to see genuinisity over a decent length of time, not suddenly being showered with cake or pineapple or summat....only it would 'elp though. :thumbsup:
sad32:
Wha'? Shrugs:
YOU have won the golden coconut. No one can take that away from you now...apart from me if I 'ave a sudden uncintrollable and urgent coconut fetish whilst packing it like.
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You have created a monster noooo:
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You have created a monster noooo:
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No. A simple token of my appreciation...a coconut. cloud9:
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Never fear Growler , I will never shower you with goldeness lol:
shutup:
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I've just found THIS! eeek:
http://dribbble.com/shots/58483-The-Golden-Coconut-Award (http://dribbble.com/shots/58483-The-Golden-Coconut-Award)
Bastards have pinched my award idea. cussing:
Mine is proper though. cloud9:
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Never fear Growler , I will never shower you with goldeness lol:
shutup:
Spank2:
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That was the inneuendo ...don't go beating JOM or else the non prize winners will revolt eveilgrin:
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That was the inneuendo ...don't go beating JOM or else the non prize winners will revolt eveilgrin:
They are already...with a added 'ing.
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http://youtu.be/mRwF3DPC2Bs (http://youtu.be/mRwF3DPC2Bs) whistle:
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thatsit: Well, that spoilt my day Bodiam. evil: I cannot stand that wretched woman if ever there was someone who needed a good slap it's her. I even started a Facebook group, I hate Kirstie Allsopp. redface:
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thatsit: Well, that spoilt my day Bodiam. evil: I cannot stand that wretched woman if ever there was someone who needed a good slap it's her. I even started a Facebook group, I hate Kirstie Allsopp. redface:
Kirstie... Drool:
Who'd have thought she could cook too eh...? cloud9:
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OK you give her a good slap for me just to wipe the smugness from her face for a few minutes. eveilgrin:
After that you can dribble on her to your heart's content.
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I like Kirstie :sex023: Drool: Drool:
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She looks like a heifer noooo:
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Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin: That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
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Anywaym back ON TOPIC. angel1
Any updates on Louise and her suitably bolloked hubby? whistle:
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whacky115
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whacky115
Ay? Who? Me? Wha'? Shrugs:
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Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin: That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
I'd give her the kiss of life like.... eyes:
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That would finish her off noooo:
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That would finish her off noooo:
She'd like that... eyes:
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Spank2:
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Wha? Shrugs:
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Wel'? Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
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Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin: That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
is my dribble more potent? eyes:
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Do you have a problem with premature dribbling?
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Shrugs:
Wha'? confused:
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Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin: That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
is my dribble more potent? eyes:
Does it contain venom? eeek:
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Depends on what he was drinking the night before Miss C. rubschin:
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This is true Grumpmeister. I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite. If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
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This is true Grumpmeister. I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite. If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
Or any Cypriot wine... noooo:
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This is true Grumpmeister. I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite. If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.
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This is true Grumpmeister. I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite. If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.
They can stick on the front Darwin.... ::)
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This is true Grumpmeister. I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite. If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.
They can stick on the front Darwin.... ::)
That's OK then, I thought they lived inside.
It explains the little footprints on the screen as well. :thumbsup:
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This is true Grumpmeister. I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite. If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.
They can stick on the front Darwin.... ::)
That's OK then, I thought they lived inside.
It explains the little footprints on the screen as well. :thumbsup:
If it is like mine that is probably tea and/or collapso... or Talisker in your case... ;)
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
Lovely... confused:
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Good job I have a new mop :thumbsup:
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Good job I have a new mop :thumbsup:
Pensioning off the ginger one?
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cussing:
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
Lovely... confused:
Yea, thanks for that you dirty greasy snotty grotbag. sick2:
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
You need something moist to wipe it clean. Just move your mouse around the screen (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
You need something moist to wipe it clean. Just move your mouse around the screen (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!
I could spend hours playing with that redface:
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Your wrists get tired... so I'm told like whistle:
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
You need something moist to wipe it clean. Just move your mouse around the screen (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!
I could spend hours playing with that redface:
Almost as good as chasing your tail.
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I sneezed on my screen the other day
You need something moist to wipe it clean. Just move your mouse around the screen (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!
I could spend hours playing with that redface:
Almost as good as chasing your tail.
Oh far betterer like