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Title: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 12:12:00 PM
I received this from a friend yesterday:

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Hi Family & Friends
I am thrilled to announce a wonderful achievement by Louise.
Guess who is a Doctor now?
 
Louise had her final Viva on Tuesday afternoon with external examiners and has been informed that she has obtained her degree.
Subject to formal confirmation from the University Committee she has been awarded her PhD in English Literature – Creative Writing from the University of X.
We are all so proud of her and thrilled for this amazing success.
It has been three years of intense work – a fascinating mind in action – and I hasten to add, at times challenging.
 
These are some of the comments made by the external examiners (taken from the notes of her professor who was an observer):
A joy to read really impressive by the amount of sheer determined research
Strikingly original
Most beautifully written
Congratulate enormously
The overwhelming part a genuine pleasure to read – draws the reader in brilliantly
Tremendously impressive
Highly original nature of the project – makes a real contribution to the field – Woolf etc worked them in  a sophisticated way
Interested in way historical research is used and music
Voice and music – texture of voices managed wonderfully
Music & verbal music – good connection
The prose sings beautifully
Playfulness is very effective
The sweep of the thing is huge – it’s very powerful
Rich, resonant, powerful
 
One of their first questions by the external examiners was – did she have any plans to publish it – this is something virtually never heard at such an interview.
That gives you some idea of their estimation of the work.
Her professor has offered to assist in publishing – also must unusual.
 
I think that this says it all about Louise and her amazing achievement.
What a clever and creative wife I have.
I am sure you will all want to join me in saying – well done Louise!

I just got this!!

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Dear Family & Friends
I sent my email below to you earlier this week in great enthusiasm and excitement to share this great news with you.
I did not clear the content or the list with Louise and she has been upset by this.
It does not represent what she would wish to communicate to you.
 
It was wrong of me to send this to you and I am sending this email to let you know this.
My apologies to Louise & you.
 

 whacky115 whacky115


Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: apc2010 on November 11, 2011, 12:14:45 PM
Poor bastard ......... noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 12:15:42 PM
Poor bastard ......... noooo:

My very thoughts...  lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 11, 2011, 12:21:58 PM
Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud   noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 01:44:41 PM
Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud   noooo:

Indeed - his OTT reaction is a bit creepy....  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 11, 2011, 01:54:54 PM
Seems to be a man hanging to his marriage by his fingertails to me  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 01:58:14 PM
SO we just can't win  noooo:  A man publicly declares his immense pride in his wife's achievements and ends up sleeping in a fooking kennel cussing:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 11, 2011, 02:00:24 PM
Of course you can be proud ....but no one likes loud and proud  noooo: noooo: noooo:


There is a little known ( to man that is ) concept .....I believe they call it subtly  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 02:16:48 PM
Of course you can be proud ....but no one likes loud and proud  noooo: noooo: noooo:


There is a little known ( to man that is ) concept .....I believe they call it subtly  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh...  evil:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: bodiam on November 11, 2011, 06:52:31 PM
he could have told her to stick it up her arse, miserable cow Finger: Finger:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Pirate on November 11, 2011, 07:44:08 PM
Well...the way I read it is...

She was quite happy to have her family and friends know all about it...It was just Nick she was objecting to...but the bloke was too diplomatic to say Dear Nick
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Pirate on November 11, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2011, 07:39:16 PM
Was just chatting to my neighbour. He reports:

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My ex moaned like hell over the fact I had a a house phone in my bedroom and living room! - that really stumped me! Apparently is was "unnecessary"
whacky115
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2011, 07:43:47 PM
One of my exes couldn't bare the way I pushed my toothpaste onto the brush with my tongue....  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2011, 07:53:52 PM
Were you brushing your teeth at the time?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2011, 08:28:09 PM
My ex complained about finding me in bed with her best friend.

 Apparently I ought to have had friends of my own.  ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: bodiam on November 12, 2011, 09:07:25 PM
My ex complained about finding me in bed with her best friend.

 Apparently I ought to have had friends of my own.  ::)
happy001
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 12, 2011, 10:11:45 PM
 point: Per chance?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2011, 10:24:42 PM
My ex complained about finding me in bed with her best friend.

 Apparently I ought to have had friends of my own.  ::)


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 07:05:00 AM
Were you brushing your teeth at the time?

Yes...
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 10:45:35 AM
Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud   noooo:

Indeed - his OTT reaction is a bit creepy....  noooo:

Have to agree I'm afraid.

FAR too much 'willy waving' there imo.
Yes, be happy for her success and mention it in passing next time you speak to the recipitants pf that ramble, but he did go completely OTT, rabbiting on and on and on. sleep017
Reminded me of some of these 'newsletters' that some folk almost feel obliged to send to friends and rellies every piggin' crumbulee. Shrugs:
We're NOT FRIGGIN'  INTERESTED,OK! Banghead
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 10:49:33 AM
Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud   noooo:

Indeed - his OTT reaction is a bit creepy....  noooo:

Have to agree I'm afraid.

FAR too much 'willy waving' there imo.
Yes, be happy for her success and mention it in passing next time you speak to the recipitants pf that ramble, but he did go completely OTT, rabbiting on and on and on. sleep017
Reminded me of some of these 'newsletters' that some folk almost feel obliged to send to friends and rellies every piggin' crumbulee. Shrugs:
We're NOT FRIGGIN'  INTERESTED,OK! Banghead

Agreed!  :thumbsup:

How gives a fuck what you've been doing since we heard from you last Xmas...?  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 11:04:38 AM
Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud   noooo:



Agreed!  :thumbsup:

How gives a fuck what you've been doing since we heard from you last Xmas...?  noooo:

Well unfortinately, some have such massive ego's and overwhelming feelings of self importance, that they simply cannot help themselves.
Keep such long winded self praise it in the family i say.

I did actually...and most unusual for me...feel quite embarrased and squirmy for the wumman tbqh.
Mrs G would have been well pissed off if I'd done something like that when she gained her Dip Ac MRTCM, cough cough. lol:
I just took the piss out of her. :thumbsup:

Don't think I ever mentioned Mini Moose's  A level results either tbh, and it will remain that way.
She did very well, end of. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 11:05:27 AM
Wouldn't a simple 'well done' have been enough ? Or a dead chuffed ...well proud   noooo:



Agreed!  :thumbsup:

How gives a fuck what you've been doing since we heard from you last Xmas...?  noooo:

Well unfortinately, some have such massive ego's and overwhelming feelings of self importance, that they simply cannot help themselves.
Keep such long winded self praise it in the family i say.

I did actually...and most unusual for me...feel quite embarrased and squirmy for the wumman tbqh.
Mrs G would have been well pissed off if I'd done something like that when she gained her Dip Ac MRTCM, cough cough. lol:
I just took the piss out of her. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 11:14:13 AM
I'm currently dealling with a massive willy waving  Wankah: on a motoring forum that I frequent, and he really does not like the fact that I'm ridiculing both him and his gin swigging nonces down at MSA towers.

He and his opinions are right...in his opinion, and he does not like anyone disagreeing with him.
Fair bait for piss taking I'd say, miserable old self opinionated twat.

Anyone that actually has a piccie of themselves in real life as a avatart is a  Wankah:
Big headed c**t ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 11:15:22 AM
I'm currently dealling with a massive willy waving  Wankah: on a motoring forum that I frequent, and he really does not like the fact that I'm ridiculing both him and his gin swigging nonces down at MSA towers.

He and his opinions are right...in his opinion, and he does not like anyone disagreeing with him.
Fair bait for piss taking I'd say, miserable old self opinionated twat.

Anyone that actually has a piccie of themselves in real life as a avatart is a  Wankah:
Big headed c**t ::)

Good point well made!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 11:28:22 AM
He's suggested I look and see what his actual role is on this years WRC GB before I make my disillusioned...in his opinion  Wankah: 'old school' comments.

I suggested that he fook off as i couldn't give a flying turd tbqatth. :thumbsup:

He's currently rambling on and on about all the posts he's held in motorsport over the last 100 years which therfore qualifies him....in his opinion...for us to all sit up and take notice. sleep017
Warra a absolute grade A tool. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 11:55:43 AM
Ey. Just thinking anout the O.P.
Can you JUST imagine if the wife of the geezer that posted that email to Nick and others actually found out that Nick had posted it on here?
 No actual names mentioned, granted, (apart from Louise of course...WELL DONE LOUISE!!! :thumbsup: )as gonks 'ed actually had the intelligence to remove it, but could you just begin to imagine her reaction to seeing her info going out in here and to the www as a whole!!

shocked003 Explode: happy001
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 13, 2011, 12:03:55 PM
A pleasing thought.  ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH.  I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
Ey. Just thinking anout the O.P.
Can you JUST imagine if the wife of the geezer that posted that email to Nick and others actually found out that Nick had posted it on here?
 No actual names mentioned, granted, (apart from Louise of course...WELL DONE LOUISE!!! :thumbsup: )as gonks 'ed actually had the intelligence to remove it, but could you just begin to imagine her reaction to seeing her info going out in here and to the www as a whole!!

shocked003 Explode: happy001

Thass prolly why she went mad in the first place!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 12:08:07 PM
A pleasing thought.  ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH.  I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:

She strikes me as being quite a quiet shy and retiring type person that doesn't like to be the centre of attention tbh.
He on the other hand is a bit of a buffon I reckon, hence him being Nick's friend. whistle:

I suppose he meant well though.  :thumbsup:
So nice to see it backfiring on him though, sorry.  lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 12:29:04 PM
A pleasing thought.  ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH.  I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:

She strikes me as being quite a quiet shy and retiring type person that doesn't like to be the centre of attention tbh.
He on the other hand is a bit of a buffon I reckon, hence him being Nick's friend. whistle:

I suppose he meant well though.  :thumbsup:
So nice to see it backfiring on him though, sorry.  lol:

The old 'nature' or 'nurture' debate....  rubschin:

Was he a buffoon before he met Nick....?  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 12:32:19 PM
A pleasing thought.  ;D I can't imaging what this couple are like, nor do I want to TBH.  I have more than enough weird in my life at the moment. sad24:

She strikes me as being quite a quiet shy and retiring type person that doesn't like to be the centre of attention tbh.
He on the other hand is a bit of a buffon I reckon, hence him being Nick's friend. whistle:

I suppose he meant well though.  :thumbsup:
So nice to see it backfiring on him though, sorry.  lol:

The old 'nature' or 'nurture' debate....  rubschin:

Was he a buffoon before he met Nick....?  whistle:

Nah. He was probaly a well balanced normal geezer.

Look what that idiot has done to me for example. shocked003

Only a couple of you's in 'ere that actually keep me just on the right side of sanity tbh. cry:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: bodiam on November 13, 2011, 03:16:18 PM


Only a couple of you's in 'ere that actually keep me just on the right side of sanity tbh. cry:
[/quote] Violins: sadsmiley30: happy100 happy001
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 03:19:18 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 03:22:46 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:
No, that would be his Mini building golden coconut winner....  ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 03:27:32 PM
You just test his patience ....how long have you been 'building ' this mini now ?  whistle:

Lot of hot air in this golden coconut  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 03:29:08 PM
You just test his patience ....how long have you been 'building ' this mini now ?  whistle:

Lot of hot air in this golden coconut  whistle:

Perfection can't be rushed...  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
You need to get a wumman in  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 03:41:07 PM
You need to get a wumman in  whistle:

Aye, it'll need a good clean and polish when I've finished it....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 03:43:35 PM
" ...when I've finished it " .........I wonder what new varieties they'll have of Mr Sheen next century  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 03:47:47 PM
" ...when I've finished it " .........I wonder what new varieties they'll have of Mr Sheen next century  whistle:
Suggest you just gen up on what is available next year....  evil:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 03:53:00 PM
Harry Enfield - Kevin - Avoid Washing The Car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDAeuVfSqBk#)

 whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 13, 2011, 03:53:35 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:

Quite so Miss D we are after all very special girlie's.  Entertaining, eloquent, elegant, demure yet sexy. angel1

















 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 04:01:00 PM
How to avoid washing a car by Kevin the teenager - BBC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmateJGnSshE#)

 whistle:

"The video you have requested is not available"  ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 04:06:01 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:

Quite so Miss D we are after all very special girlie's.  Entertaining, eloquent, elegant, demure yet sexy. ang

Special needs more like!  point:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 04:09:34 PM
ang rubschin:

And we can use the quote function properly  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 04:10:32 PM
You need to get a wumman in  whistle:

No. That's EXACTLY what he DOES NOT need. Banghead
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 04:11:42 PM
ang rubschin:

And we can use the quote function properly  whistle:

It had the relevant part in....  ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 04:13:13 PM
You need to get a wumman in  whistle:

No. That's EXACTLY what he DOES NOT need. Banghead

Course not .....so when you going then ?  ;)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 04:16:19 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:

No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:

Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)

BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether  is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:

No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:

Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)

BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether  is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:

 cloud9:

Quite frankly, if it wasn't for the fact that they clean the bogs we could do without them....   whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 04:18:32 PM
I'll wait for the Golden Shot then shall I  lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 04:23:46 PM
I'll wait for the Golden Shot then shall I  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Just One More on November 13, 2011, 05:05:57 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:

No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:

Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)

BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether  is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:

I guess I must be the other one then  ;)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Just One More on November 13, 2011, 05:07:02 PM


He's currently rambling on and on about all the posts he's held in motorsport over the last 100 years which therfore qualifies him....in his opinion...for us to all sit up and take notice. sleep017
Warra a absolute grade A tool. :thumbsup:

Experience is wasted on some people  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:

No it won't. You are treading on thin ice, and as for Miss C...................... Angry9:

Who else id there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
She very rarely speaks to me anyway. ::)

BM is the main man 'ere. He talks to me, not down on me. He likes the same stuff as me, and he talks the same language, oh, and of course, he makes me larf, which all added topgether  is why he won this most treasured of treasures. THE GOLDEN COCONUT! cloud9:

I guess I must be the other one then  ;)
happy001  ::)  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 05:13:26 PM


He's currently rambling on and on about all the posts he's held in motorsport over the last 100 years which therfore qualifies him....in his opinion...for us to all sit up and take notice. sleep017
Warra a absolute grade A tool. :thumbsup:

Experience is wasted on some people  :thumbsup:

Indeed. The full 'you don't wanna do it that way, you need to do it THIS way', if ever there was one. ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:
Who else is there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
I guess I must be the other one then  ;)
Frock department? JOM?  eeek:

Is there something you need to get off your chest?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
That'll be the VP girly contingent he be referring to  whistle:
Who else is there now then in the frock dept?
Tipo le Gipo?
I guess I must be the other one then  ;)
Frock department? JOM?  eeek:

Is there something you need to get off your chest?

Yes. His bra. whistle:

Ooooot for the lads JOM, ooot for the lads! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 05:33:57 PM
I said JOM was a gayer....  rubschin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 05:35:23 PM
Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 05:36:55 PM
Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ?  rubschin:

yes, he is trying to muscle in...  evil:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 05:46:49 PM
Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ?  rubschin:

yes, he is trying to muscle in...  evil:

Only one award for one winner. :thumbsup:

There MIGHT possibly be a silver and bog standard one, but sadly there are no contenders at the mo., and time is fast running out.
Plenty of participants for the mouldy smashed one though, plenty. whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
I'm sure there is many here that would appreciate a booby prize  lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 05:50:08 PM
Is he threatening the Golden Coconut Girls luv in ?  rubschin:

yes, he is trying to muscle in...  evil:

Only one award for one winner. :thumbsup:

There MIGHT possibly be a silver and bog standard one, but sadly there are no contenders at the mo., and time is fast running out.
Plenty of participants for the mouldy smashed one though, plenty. whistle:

I expect you'll need several mouldy smashed ones....  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 05:52:08 PM
When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?

Well, I've won the top prize...  cloud9:

Everybody else is scratching around in the filth for second....  noooo:

Nick is last....  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 05:54:52 PM
When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?

Well, I've won the top prize...  cloud9:

Everybody else is scratching around in the filth for second....  noooo:

Nick is last....  whistle:

[EDIT] Oh and Xmas - the bear has made that quite clear...  ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 05:57:25 PM
When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?

Sadly, we can't 'ava a awards ceromony unless we all go out to Cyprus, but I'm sure BM will post a piccie of it on here when it's been sent and received.

The only catergory you's lot are fighting over is the 'being nice friendly 'elpful and not rude and nasty to GROWLER catergory.
That just about rules out everone then ey? whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 05:57:43 PM

Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 - HD 720p + Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9cSez-mY4#ws)

 whistle:

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Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 06:03:41 PM
Can't be won over that easy you. noooo:

I need to see genuinisity over a decent length of time, not suddenly being showered with cake or pineapple or summat....only it would 'elp though. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 06:05:08 PM
Never fear Growler , I will never shower you with goldeness  lol:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 06:05:30 PM
Can't be won over that easy you. noooo:

I need to see genuinisity over a decent length of time, not suddenly being showered with cake or pineapple or summat....only it would 'elp though. :thumbsup:

 sad32:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 06:05:58 PM
When's the awards ceremony and what categories are we scratching each others eyes out for ?

Well, I've won the top prize...  cloud9:

Everybody else is scratching around in the filth for second....  noooo:

Nick is last....  whistle:

[EDIT] Oh and Xmas - the bear has made that quite clear...  ::)

Indeed. The online ceromony will take place over the crumbulee 'oliday like. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 06:09:04 PM
Can't be won over that easy you. noooo:

I need to see genuinisity over a decent length of time, not suddenly being showered with cake or pineapple or summat....only it would 'elp though. :thumbsup:

 sad32:

Wha'?  Shrugs:

YOU have won the golden coconut. No one can take that away from you now...apart from me if I 'ave a sudden uncintrollable  and urgent coconut fetish whilst packing it like.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 06:14:31 PM
You have created a monster   noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimglanding%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-U_1NIyEao90%2FTdMOUvGdW4I%2FAAAAAAAAAYA%2FVHlicCbCpsk%2Fs1600%2Frandom_pineapple_01.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3D7wjATsDDEsPj8APjvMSgBA%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAsQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNGWFb0lTn02IRhPDzPgwS-9o0g3Ug%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimglanding%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-U_1NIyEao90%2FTdMOUvGdW4I%2FAAAAAAAAAYA%2FVHlicCbCpsk%2Fs1600%2Frandom_pineapple_01.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3D7wjATsDDEsPj8APjvMSgBA%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAsQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNGWFb0lTn02IRhPDzPgwS-9o0g3Ug%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=bb001f8b88d0047b2858dfc2857e9ef11c3aadc3)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 06:20:00 PM
You have created a monster   noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimglanding%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-U_1NIyEao90%2FTdMOUvGdW4I%2FAAAAAAAAAYA%2FVHlicCbCpsk%2Fs1600%2Frandom_pineapple_01.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3D7wjATsDDEsPj8APjvMSgBA%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAsQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNGWFb0lTn02IRhPDzPgwS-9o0g3Ug%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimglanding%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-U_1NIyEao90%2FTdMOUvGdW4I%2FAAAAAAAAAYA%2FVHlicCbCpsk%2Fs1600%2Frandom_pineapple_01.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3D7wjATsDDEsPj8APjvMSgBA%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAsQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNGWFb0lTn02IRhPDzPgwS-9o0g3Ug%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=bb001f8b88d0047b2858dfc2857e9ef11c3aadc3)

No. A simple token of my appreciation...a coconut. cloud9:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Just One More on November 13, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
Never fear Growler , I will never shower you with goldeness  lol:

 shutup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 06:24:36 PM
I've just found THIS! eeek:

http://dribbble.com/shots/58483-The-Golden-Coconut-Award (http://dribbble.com/shots/58483-The-Golden-Coconut-Award)

Bastards have pinched my award idea. cussing:

Mine is proper though. cloud9:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 06:28:17 PM
Never fear Growler , I will never shower you with goldeness  lol:

 shutup:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2011, 06:43:32 PM
That was the inneuendo ...don't go beating JOM or else the non prize winners will revolt  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 13, 2011, 08:04:45 PM
That was the inneuendo ...don't go beating JOM or else the non prize winners will revolt  eveilgrin:

They are already...with a added 'ing.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: bodiam on November 14, 2011, 07:10:48 AM
http://youtu.be/mRwF3DPC2Bs (http://youtu.be/mRwF3DPC2Bs)                                                                                     whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 14, 2011, 01:05:22 PM
 thatsit:   Well, that spoilt my day Bodiam.  evil: I cannot stand that wretched woman if ever there was someone who needed a good slap it's her. I even started a Facebook group, I hate Kirstie Allsopp. redface:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 01:14:47 PM
thatsit:   Well, that spoilt my day Bodiam.  evil: I cannot stand that wretched woman if ever there was someone who needed a good slap it's her. I even started a Facebook group, I hate Kirstie Allsopp. redface:


Kirstie... Drool:

Who'd have thought she could cook too eh...?  cloud9:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 14, 2011, 01:35:50 PM
OK you give her a good slap for me just to wipe the smugness from her face for a few minutes. eveilgrin:

After that you can dribble on her to your heart's content.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: bodiam on November 14, 2011, 06:39:10 PM
I like Kirstie :sex023: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 06:40:48 PM
She looks like a heifer  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 14, 2011, 06:41:17 PM
Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin:  That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 14, 2011, 06:46:31 PM
Anywaym back ON TOPIC. angel1

Any updates on Louise and her suitably bolloked hubby? whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 06:47:37 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 14, 2011, 06:51:51 PM
whacky115

Ay? Who? Me? Wha'? Shrugs:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 07:02:39 PM
Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin:  That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.

I'd give her the kiss of life like....  eyes:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 07:05:08 PM
That would finish her off noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 07:07:35 PM
That would finish her off noooo:

She'd like that...  eyes:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 07:08:45 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2011, 07:14:57 PM
Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 14, 2011, 08:09:01 PM
Wel'? Shrugs:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: bodiam on November 14, 2011, 08:19:33 PM
Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin:  That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
is my dribble more potent? eyes:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2011, 08:20:44 PM
Do you have a problem with premature dribbling?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 14, 2011, 08:22:10 PM
Shrugs:
Wha'? confused:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 14, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
Most excellent she will have a horrible death drowning in a vat of yours and BMs dribble. eveilgrin:  That's Bodiams dribble not your's Nick.
is my dribble more potent? eyes:

Does it contain venom? eeek:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2011, 09:33:14 PM
Depends on what he was drinking the night before Miss C.  rubschin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 11:39:18 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
Or any Cypriot wine...  noooo:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 12:30:35 PM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 12:33:47 PM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.

They can stick on the front Darwin....  ::)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 12:39:36 PM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.

They can stick on the front Darwin....  ::)

That's OK then, I thought they lived inside.

It explains the little footprints on the screen as well.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 12:51:20 PM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.

They can stick on the front Darwin....  ::)

That's OK then, I thought they lived inside.

It explains the little footprints on the screen as well.  :thumbsup:

If it is like mine that is probably tea and/or collapso... or Talisker in your case...  ;)
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 12:54:54 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

Lovely...  confused:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:56:13 PM
Good job I have a new mop  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 02:29:16 PM
Good job I have a new mop  :thumbsup:

Pensioning off the ginger one?
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2011, 02:32:10 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2011, 05:59:38 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

Lovely...  confused:

Yea, thanks for that you dirty greasy snotty grotbag. sick2:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:00:39 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

You need something moist to wipe it clean.  Just move your mouse around the screen  (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2011, 06:15:03 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

You need something moist to wipe it clean.  Just move your mouse around the screen  (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!

I could spend hours playing with that  redface:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:18:38 PM
Your wrists get tired... so I'm told like  whistle:
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 06:19:21 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

You need something moist to wipe it clean.  Just move your mouse around the screen  (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!

I could spend hours playing with that  redface:

Almost as good as chasing your tail.
Title: Re: WIMMIN!!
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2011, 06:20:17 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

You need something moist to wipe it clean.  Just move your mouse around the screen  (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159) And don't miss the corners!

I could spend hours playing with that  redface:

Almost as good as chasing your tail.


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