The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 15, 2011, 03:54:28 PM
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I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:
The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:
Trust fund set up. Everyfink.
Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
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I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:
The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:
Trust fund set up. Everyfink.
Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
Flowers or no....?
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I get Hay Fever you mong ::)
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I get Hay Fever you mong ::)
No flowers then! :thumbsup:
Miss D and I will organise a party wake in the pub like.... from our inheritance.... cloud9:
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FREE BAR Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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FREE BAR Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
My invite.......... cloud9:
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I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements.
Well done. :thumbsup:
Do you have the date for the ceremony? I will pop it in my diary.
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I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements.
Well done. :thumbsup:
Do you have the date? I will pop it in my diary.
And my bingo card......... whistle:
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I will try to give notice in advance of the date angel1
My pink sister is 65 today rubschin:
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I will try to give notice in advance of the date angel1
My pink sister is 65 today rubschin:
And the yellow one is 50. Do you all synchronise?
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She is my niece in law you dolt cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:
The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:
Trust fund set up. Everyfink.
Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
Most excellent. I'll pop up and keeel you now then, no need to return your CD or pie dish.
I could get you some plastic flowers. They are not tasteful but they are cheap. :thumbsup:
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I want to be buried with my Scarf cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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She is my niece in law you dolt cussing: cussing: cussing:
How can your sister be your niece-in-law?
All this in-breeding could leave you with mental problems and ginger hair.
rubschin:
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I am surrounded by idiots. Thankfully I am in Brum tomorrow and may bump into Tipsy eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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I will try to give notice in advance of the date angel1
My pink sister is 65 today rubschin:
And the yellow one is 50. Do you all synchronise?
drumroll: happy001
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I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:
The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:
Trust fund set up. Everyfink.
Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
Definition of a will?
It's a dead giveaway
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I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:
The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:
Trust fund set up. Everyfink.
Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
Definition of a will?
It's a dead giveaway
drumroll:
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I want to be buried with my Scarf cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I heard it was warm enough where you were going whistle:
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cussing:
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I want to be buried with my Scarf cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You can take that rancid flea ridden TWO THOUSAND POUND, YES, TWO UNBELIEVABLE BASTARD POUND rug with you too., in fact, they could wrap you up on the heavin' shitty thing instead of squeezing you into a coffin you seven bellied bufoon.cussing:
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sad32:
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seven bellied bufoon.
Do I detect more Shakespear?
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He must have done an degree cloud9:
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Would he get marks for spelling Shakespeare's name correctly whistle:
seven bellied bufoon.
Do I detect more Shakespear?
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Shakespear spelt his name in many different ways angel1
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Shakespear spelt his name in many different ways angel1
Some bloody writer he was, couldn't even spell his name right ::) , a bit like that Ronald Dahl chap
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http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=SHAKESPEARE+SIGNATURES&hl=en&pwst=1&biw=1366&bih=624&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4N7CTq_HJ83x8QO3m6CGCw&ved=0CCsQsAQ (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=SHAKESPEARE+SIGNATURES&hl=en&pwst=1&biw=1366&bih=624&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4N7CTq_HJ83x8QO3m6CGCw&ved=0CCsQsAQ)
angel1
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These literature types. All the piggin' same....insane. whistle:
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You still haven't got over that rug have you Growler
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You still haven't got over that rug have you Growler
Oreet YOU. Where you been like? rubschin:
To answer your question btw...... Explode:
It DOES stress me out when I talk or even think about it, yes. Angry9:
Lunacy on the greatest scale known to man or beast. eeek: