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Title: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 10:29:36 PM
Any of you lot everv won owt of any reasonable value, excluding bottles of booze choccies goldfish and coconuts? rubschin:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2011, 10:47:54 PM
 noooo:

 sad24:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 10:50:23 PM
By 'won' I take it you mean raffles or the like, not Nobel prizes, Oscars or Knighthoods etc?

In which case, no.

Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 10:58:04 PM
By 'won' I take it you mean raffles or the like, not Nobel prizes, Oscars or Knighthoods etc?

In which case, no.

 worthy:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 10:58:54 PM
noooo:

 sad24:

 sad32:

 happy100
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2011, 11:04:30 PM
I won a rally driving experience a few years ago, sitting alongside one of my rally heroes Pentti Arikala. cloud9:

He sadly died 2 years ago. cry:

Came within a whisker of winning Jeremy Clarksons Escort Cosworth by having to guess the mileage he did on a trip across Europe.
I was a mere 8/10ths of a mile out,  eeek: but someone did betterer. Banghead
Got a piggin' lousy book as a runner up prize. ::)
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2011, 12:16:13 AM
I won a safari to Kenya for 3 people .........some years ago.....and a signed Tracey Ullman album ......different competition
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
I won 100 chart LP's off Piccadilly Radio one Christmas around 1979 - 81
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: bodiam on November 17, 2011, 06:25:40 AM
Feck All!! noooo: Shrugs: :crying3: Violins:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 07:23:43 AM
Feck all for me too...
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2011, 07:26:08 AM
I never even used to get anything in pass the parcel at kids parties when I was a girl  sad24:

These days you have to have something in every layer ripped off  cussing:

Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 08:18:47 AM
I never even just to get anything in pass the parcel at kids parties when I was a girl  sad24:



Me too... happy100

My party bag had a hole in it as well...  sad24:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 08:51:51 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 08:57:05 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead

I used to hate prize giving day....  noooo:

I sat there, cross-legged in me little shorts on the hall floor hoping beyond hope that they were going to surprise me with a book...  surrender:

Of course, all the real prize winners chose theirs the week before....  sad24:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2011, 09:01:47 AM
I won a Roxy Music record in a disco dancing competition in 1973  redface:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 09:08:22 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead

I used to hate prize giving day....  noooo:

I sat there, cross-legged in me little shorts on the hall floor hoping beyond hope that they were going to surprise me with a book...  surrender:

Of course, all the real prize winners chose theirs the week before....  sad24:

We weren't given a choice .... Books to be awarded were chosen by the English Master and they were always books that were deemed "worthy" (No shaggin' or stuff of interest to boys of that age). As I recall mine was an adventure in darkest Africa tale of the type frequently filmed starring square jawed heroes like Stewart Granger

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shakariconnection.com%2Fimage-files%2Fgranger.jpg&hash=6568d90ea7b27f46cc3dba9549b9491b73c81634)
.... you know the sort of thing, wherein all the blacks were referred to as "Natives" and called the only white man "Bwana" and the bad guy was always a German.
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 09:09:48 AM
I won a Roxy Music record in a disco dancing competition in 1973  redface:

Now THAT I'd have luved to have witnessed.  happy001

The YOU  dancing bit, not the record
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 09:11:47 AM
I won 100 chart LP's off Piccadilly Radio one Christmas around 1979 - 81

WOW!! eeek:

Top bloody prize that man! :thumbsup:

You still got 'em?
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 09:17:31 AM
Further to the German  in the "Africa/India" fillums .... usually played by Herbert Lom ..... who was actually Czechoslovakian  ::)



Saw him recently in one of those day time movies on TV .... played opposite Kenneth Moore (who was the square jawed hero). They had "blacked" Lom up a bit to make him into a Muslim spy. Summat about Kenneth Moore rescuing some Hindu Prince (a young boy actor) from the Muslim Hoards by driving a steam train across the sub-continent.
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 09:22:48 AM
I know it was a raffle, but this time last year when I went up to the rally, I won whopper of a home made Crumblee CAKE at the annual hunt charity evening in the ale 'ouse in Satterthwaite. cloud9:

That nasty CAKE nicking Nick thing didn't even gera sniff of it. Finger:  sparkle:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2011, 10:53:27 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead

I used to hate prize giving day....  noooo:

I sat there, cross-legged in me little shorts on the hall floor hoping beyond hope that they were going to surprise me with a book...  surrender:

Of course, all the real prize winners chose theirs the week before....  sad24:

Was that the meeting you went to this week........ whistle:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 11:09:21 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead

I used to hate prize giving day....  noooo:

I sat there, cross-legged in me little shorts on the hall floor hoping beyond hope that they were going to surprise me with a book...  surrender:

Of course, all the real prize winners chose theirs the week before....  sad24:

Was that the meeting you went to this week........ whistle:

It was a 'vote for me as muhktar' bash...  lol:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 17, 2011, 11:35:27 AM
In 1999 I won a full racing Mini 7 (about 15k's worth) together with entry to the final round of the Mini 7 championship in October of that year. Oh - they also paid for me to get a racing licence so I could enter and all my kit. Apart from the crash helmet - I already had one.

I qualified 34th out of 34. Come the race, I finished 18th.

Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2011, 11:53:43 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead

I used to hate prize giving day....  noooo:

I sat there, cross-legged in me little shorts on the hall floor hoping beyond hope that they were going to surprise me with a book...  surrender:

Of course, all the real prize winners chose theirs the week before....  sad24:

Indeed we did.  angel1

My ex won a family holiday to Disneyland, Florida. This was before the sprogs. I had to renegotiate the prize so the inlaws could come.  eeek:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 11:54:45 AM
I won a prize for being "Top of the class" when I was ten.......... It was a book I already owned.  Banghead

I used to hate prize giving day....  noooo:

I sat there, cross-legged in me little shorts on the hall floor hoping beyond hope that they were going to surprise me with a book...  surrender:

Of course, all the real prize winners chose theirs the week before....  sad24:

Indeed we did.  angel1

My ex won a family holiday to Disneyland, Florida. This was before the sprogs. I had to renegotiate the prize so the inlaws could come.  eeek:


Teacher's pet!  evil:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2011, 12:03:37 PM
Teacher's pet!  evil:

Of course  angel1
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 02:57:41 PM
In 1999 I won a full racing Mini 7 (about 15k's worth) together with entry to the final round of the Mini 7 championship in October of that year. Oh - they also paid for me to get a racing licence so I could enter and all my kit. Apart from the crash helmet - I already had one.

I qualified 34th out of 34. Come the race, I finished 18th.

Awesome, and bestest one so far I'd say! :thumbsup:

You still got the car then? Be werth an absolute fortune now. Even bogo ones are fetching silly money, which is why BM is such a wise old owl, even though you lot (apart from me of course  sparkle: ) take the piss out of him relentlessly. evil:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 17, 2011, 03:27:19 PM
Alas no, Bear. My car was number "40" and was built at Silverstone during the celebrations for the Mini's 40th birthday. My raffle ticket was picked by Vicki Butler-Henderson, but I was sunning my arse in Kos at the time. I only found out about it when my brother phoned me on an ex-exes mobile phone when he was given the news by my ex. Confused? You should be. I couldn't afford to race it (£1000 per meeting) so I sold it for a paltry £7500 and the bloke who bought it wrote if off in his first race.

I still have the Mini magazine that has a 4 page spread about it all - I'll scan it all and send it.
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 03:54:34 PM
Alas no, Bear. My car was number "40" and was built at Silverstone during the celebrations for the Mini's 40th birthday. My raffle ticket was picked by Vicki Butler-Henderson, but I was sunning my arse in Kos at the time. I only found out about it when my brother phoned me on an ex-exes mobile phone when he was given the news by my ex. Confused? You should be. I couldn't afford to race it (£1000 per meeting) so I sold it for a paltry £7500 and the bloke who bought it wrote if off in his first race.

I still have the Mini magazine that has a 4 page spread about it all - I'll scan it all and send it.

You were soooo close to that Silver Coconut....  noooo:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Alas no, Bear. My car was number "40" and was built at Silverstone during the celebrations for the Mini's 40th birthday. My raffle ticket was picked by Vicki Butler-Henderson, but I was sunning my arse in Kos at the time. I only found out about it when my brother phoned me on an ex-exes mobile phone when he was given the news by my ex. Confused? You should be. I couldn't afford to race it (£1000 per meeting) so I sold it for a paltry £7500 and the bloke who bought it wrote if off in his first race.

I still have the Mini magazine that has a 4 page spread about it all - I'll scan it all and send it.

That would be great. :thumbsup:

BM. He IS a strong contender for the SILVER COCONUT, 'cus you see, he's a petrol 'ed too, he's not rude and orrid to me, in fact he's ALWAYS been polite on the rare occasions he converses with me.
He's also a raging nutter, and I lurve raging nutters. cloud9:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2011, 05:05:15 PM
cloud9:

What YOU lookin' so friggin' smug about  Wankah: ?
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: barmisspah? on November 18, 2011, 02:58:39 PM
I won a bottle of wine in a twist competition when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant with my daughter.
Does that count ?
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 03:00:25 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
eeek:

Wha'? Shrugs:

Wora knob. ::)
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 07:00:29 PM
In 1973 I won a book for my writing exploits.  It was the complete works of Shakespeare, abridged. angel1 I hated Shakespeare then and I hate Shakespeare now. angry041:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 07:01:46 PM
Abridged  eeek:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 07:03:37 PM
Yes abridged, that was the only good thing about it.
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
 censored:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2011, 07:05:34 PM
In 1973 I won a book for my writing exploits.  It was the complete works of Shakespeare, abridged. angel1 I hated Shakespeare then and I hate Shakespeare now. angry041:

You wrote ....the complete work of Shakespeare........... rubschin:.......
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2011, 07:07:17 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 07:30:27 PM
In 1973 I won a book for my writing exploits.  It was the complete works of Shakespeare, abridged. angel1 I hated Shakespeare then and I hate Shakespeare now. angry041:

You wrote ....the complete work of Shakespeare........... rubschin:.......

Oh yes and Hitler's Diaries I didn't write Edwina Curry's diaries though.  I thought about it but eggs and John Major flummoxed me. noooo:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2011, 07:31:24 PM
Did you live / hide out in an attic for many  years ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2011, 07:40:43 PM
Did you live / hide out in an attic for many  years ?  rubschin:

Good book ........lazy cow no sequel........ noooo:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2011, 07:45:13 PM
Did you live / hide out in an attic for many  years ?  rubschin:

Good book ........lazy cow no sequel........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2011, 08:33:12 PM
I came top of the National Sunday School examinations two years running.... was I the only one taking them I wonder?  Don't remember any prizes for doing so though.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 08:33:56 PM
What went wrong subsequently?
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2011, 08:36:50 PM
What went wrong subsequently?

I have always ALWAYS challenged, tested and rebelled against everything.    lol:
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 08:50:07 PM
Did you live / hide out in an attic for many  years ?  rubschin:

Oh yes, it varied sometimes it was 'the dungeon' sometimes it was an attic I have pictures.
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Pirate on November 21, 2011, 08:57:37 PM
Did you live / hide out in an attic for many  years ?  rubschin:

Oh yes, it varied sometimes it was 'the dungeon' sometimes it was an attic I have pictures.

 happy100...were you abused...
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 08:59:27 PM
Oh yes, where do I sign?
Title: Re: Prizes
Post by: Pirate on November 21, 2011, 09:04:04 PM
Here, use this red hot poker