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Title: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:24:23 PM: BM likes feet. Others go for boobs/baps or bums or legs. I luv a nice nose cloud9:

Or is it just me? LL seems to have a fine hooter eyes:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2011, 04:26:48 PM: So you like hooters............
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:27:53 PM: I imagine Tipsy has a pert one cloud9:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 04:28:21 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2011, 04:26:48 PM
So you like hooters............

Hooters! :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:30:08 PM: My lovely thread sad24:

I may have to post some nose pictures
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2011, 04:30:42 PM: I'll admit that the presence of a nose is almost as important as a pulse. whistle:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 04:31:19 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:30:08 PM
My lovely thread sad24:

I may have to post some nose pictures

This one has a nose... probably.... Drool:

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Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:47:27 PM: Look at the nose on that cloud9:

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Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2011, 04:48:38 PM: You certainly know how to pick them Nick. whistle:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 04:49:48 PM: Look at the hooter on that!

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Title: Re: Noses
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2011, 04:50:09 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
You certainly know how to pick them Nick. whistle:

drumroll:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:50:54 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Ffdjo4f353%2Fmichelle_pfeiffer_034_01.jpg&hash=04565a4e09695f006bd45d569dc2d1039a49b9b3) (http://postimage.org/image/fdjo4f353/) cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 04:55:13 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyourcardiff.walesonline.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Fhooters-cardiff.jpg&hash=f0b5f53a1b0561fbd95e4fe8095851a85420178b)
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:56:18 PM: A very poor and unattractive collection of nasal orifices in my view noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:06:30 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 04:56:18 PM
A very poor and unattractive collection of nasal orifices in my view noooo:

How about these? rubschin:

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Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:07:30 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2011, 05:14:31 PM: There is probably a website for people like you...
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:19:51 PM: You have a good hooter :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:47:10 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fneosynephrine.com%2Fimg%2Fnose_mainimage.jpg&hash=4ca25a2a0107acfc7e99cb6ca9ca8fdcb95bf8e4) rubschin:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2011, 05:48:20 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on November 18, 2011, 05:14:31 PM
There is probably a website for people like you...

www.gingernutter.com (http://www.gingernutter.com)

whistle:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:48:39 PM: Too slopey noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:49:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:48:39 PM
Too slopey noooo:

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rubschin:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Pastis on November 18, 2011, 05:50:46 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:48:39 PM
Too slopey noooo:

char048

whistle:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:51:04 PM: Too bendy noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:52:00 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:51:04 PM
Too bendy noooo:

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rubschin:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:55:29 PM: YOu don't seem to get this, do you? noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:57:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:55:29 PM
YOu don't seem to get this, do you? noooo:
Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 05:57:38 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sydney4women.com.au%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcosmetic-surgery-nose-Charlize-Theron_facial-close-up2011.jpg&hash=19c40d3680b6b94f4ae46ff42e90939dec61ed62)

rubschin:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:59:33 PM: Too bulbous noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 06:00:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
Too bulbous noooo:

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rubschin:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:01:07 PM: Nope noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 06:01:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:01:07 PM
Nope noooo:

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shrugs:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 06:05:03 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zgeek.com%2Fforum%2Fgallery%2Ffiles%2F9%2F4%2F1%2F8%2F43325_nigella_lawson.001_122_357lo_original.jpg&hash=936901424960a5ac34271c50e088585d0c3605fe)

whistle:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:07:22 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2Fg1en71dv5%2Facgja2y1ndtlycnj.jpg&hash=80c499bd4005f2be50997b4b3a0bbdcc7ade0ece) (http://postimage.org/) eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 06:08:13 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.classiquepromotions.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fartists%2FAmanda%2520Lamb%2520%28cp%29%25201.gif&hash=eb8726d758c1a75ca986f51fc12a4e87f77adaae)

eyes:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:10:26 PM: Too much nostril noooo:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Pastis on November 18, 2011, 06:21:44 PM: Oi Vay shrugs:

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Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2011, 06:47:58 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Frxyyt29a3%2Ftom_cruise.jpg&hash=85706f72c86e827041e78e537ad0f8b71bb92ec4) (http://postimage.org/image/rxyyt29a3/)
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 06:48:42 PM: sick2:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:17:28 PM: Well on topic, little un and me having been playing who knows whose nose today. You pick (get it) a nose from the bag and it must fit one of your cards. The noses fit: crocodile, cow, duck, hippo and elephant. ;D
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 07:19:07 PM: And what sort of nose do you have my likkle froglet? eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:21:15 PM: Well it can smell a rat! rubschin:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 07:21:48 PM: sad32:
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2011, 07:26:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on November 18, 2011, 07:19:07 PM
And what sort of nose do you have my likkle froglet? eyes: eyes:

Froglet? eeek:

Christ on a bike, you 'aven't lost yer charm you 'ave you ey? sick2:

Froglet? What an absolute plank, first degree. ::)
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 07:30:01 PM: I only wanted a pic of her nose, like
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 07:31:09 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 18, 2011, 07:21:15 PM
Well it can smell a rat! rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Just One More on November 18, 2011, 07:35:37 PM: Wot he did ^^^^^
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2011, 08:11:58 PM: What do you do when your nose goes on strike, etc..... ::)
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 08:14:20 PM: I set fire to it ::)
Title: Re: Noses
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2011, 10:54:06 PM: Worra load of pure cack this is anyway you.
Noses? ::)

WTF can you tell about someone by looking at their 'ooter ey? Shrugs:

Correct. Absolutely NOWT. ::)
I'll make an exception with you however, 'cus EVERYTHING about you makes me highly suspicious, dodgy creature.

Eyes and mouth are what you should be studying you great burk.