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Title: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: GROWLER on November 22, 2011, 01:48:57 PM
 lol:

JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU#)
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 01:50:45 PM
 razz:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2011, 01:51:16 PM
lol:

JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU#)

 ;D ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 01:53:42 PM
lol:

JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU#)

happy001
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: GROWLER on November 22, 2011, 01:58:10 PM
It's not actually funny, but it IS actually hilarous. :thumbsup:

Like a sketch out of Fawlty Towers. Even sounds like J.C too! happy001
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Just One More on November 22, 2011, 06:43:51 PM
It's not actually funny, but it IS actually hilarous. :thumbsup:

Like a sketch out of Fawlty Towers. Even sounds like J.C too! happy001

I know what you mean

I saw a similar thing three cars in front of me in the New Forest once. The deer came from the trees on the nearside closely followed by a dog into the road and one car swerved into oncoming traffic causing a head on collision.

Bloody irresponsible dog owners, there can't be many dogs around called Benton, I hope his owner is found and fined (and I know there's far worse crimes being committed)
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2011, 06:01:47 AM
It's not actually funny, but it IS actually hilarous. :thumbsup:

Like a sketch out of Fawlty Towers. Even sounds like J.C too! happy001

I know what you mean

I saw a similar thing three cars in front of me in the New Forest once. The deer came from the trees on the nearside closely followed by a dog into the road and one car swerved into oncoming traffic causing a head on collision.

Bloody irresponsible dog owners, there can't be many dogs around called Benton, I hope his owner is found and fined (and I know there's far worse crimes being committed)

he's prolly called Bentos by now....  whistle:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Just One More on November 23, 2011, 06:30:33 AM
Poor Benton sad32: I miss him already
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2011, 02:10:53 PM
His name has already been changed ...apparently tis Fenton, and the backlash for the owner has begun after the laughter has died down
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2011, 03:03:53 PM
Oooooo! Linkies please  angel1
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: beerhead on November 24, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
And that is why the speed limit in Richmond Park is 20mph. So you can stop when deer cross the road. It's a lot better than a windscreen full of enraged venison !
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
And that is why the speed limit in Richmond Park is 20mph. So you can stop when deer cross the road. It's a lot better than a windscreen full of enraged venison !

Nothing wrong with a boot full of 'pacified' venison though.  whistle:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
Is it time for my venison joke......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2011, 06:35:21 PM
Not yet deer
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2011, 07:06:17 PM
Benton In London (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFppcyRMRM4#ws)

 happy001
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2011, 10:58:44 PM
Benton In London (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFppcyRMRM4#ws)

 happy001


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 06:17:52 AM
Benton In London (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFppcyRMRM4#ws)

 happy001

Most excellent!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: bodiam on November 25, 2011, 06:37:21 AM
Now thats funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: bodiam on November 25, 2011, 06:45:19 AM
http://youtu.be/T9w7I507D6E (http://youtu.be/T9w7I507D6E)
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 06:49:14 AM
http://youtu.be/T9w7I507D6E (http://youtu.be/T9w7I507D6E)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2011, 07:02:45 AM
They put a good effort into getting the timing right on that one  ;D  ;D  ;D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 07:23:34 AM
They put a good effort into getting the timing right on that one  ;D  ;D  ;D  :thumbsup:

Very clever eh...?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2011, 09:58:33 AM
Jesus Christ.  lol: lol: lol:
Funniest moment of the year. My sides and throat are hurting with the laughter.  happy001 happy001 happy001
How does one actually stop laughing at those two fantastic clips? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2011, 10:01:22 AM
Every piggin' dog on the planet is gunna have its name changed by deed poll now! lol:

T shirts now available.   :thumbsup:

http://www.teetshirts.com/Benton/prod_654.html (http://www.teetshirts.com/Benton/prod_654.html)

I can feel a sales surge comin' on BM! lol:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=benton+t+shirt&x=17&y=22 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=benton+t+shirt&x=17&y=22)
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2011, 10:35:25 AM
Every piggin' dog on the planet is gunna have its name changed by deed poll now! lol:

T shirts now available.   :thumbsup:

http://www.teetshirts.com/Benton/prod_654.html (http://www.teetshirts.com/Benton/prod_654.html)

I can feel a sales surge comin' on BM! lol:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=benton+t+shirt&x=17&y=22 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=benton+t+shirt&x=17&y=22)

They could teach him to be a Dachshund.

Benton (http://www.longbenton.org.uk/)

 redface:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 12:14:39 PM
Every piggin' dog on the planet is gunna have its name changed by deed poll now! lol:

T shirts now available.   :thumbsup:

http://www.teetshirts.com/Benton/prod_654.html (http://www.teetshirts.com/Benton/prod_654.html)

I can feel a sales surge comin' on BM! lol:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=benton+t+shirt&x=17&y=22 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=benton+t+shirt&x=17&y=22)

They could teach him to be a Dachshund.

Benton (http://www.longbenton.org.uk/)

 redface:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: beerhead on November 27, 2011, 12:46:30 PM
I've just taken my dog for a walk in Richmond Park. No-one is letting their dog off the lead and you can't move for video cameras !
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 12:56:33 PM
I've just taken my dog for a walk in Richmond Park. No-one is letting their dog off the lead and you can't move for video cameras !

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Does anybody know where all the deer have gone ? noooo:
Title: Re: Benton's in the shit!
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 04:52:23 PM
I have some in my freezer angel1