The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 24, 2011, 05:18:16 PM
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ell, The Boy needs yet another new bike (legs got longer) and I found a watch with loads of buttons on AMazon and I think it is time he had a razor, shaving foam and deodorant stuff in a nice case thing, to make him feel grown up, like.
Sisters are catered for.
That's it. Might bung some chocs to Mrs NIck as a goodwill gesture. Anyone else buy pressies for there exes?? rubschin:
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That's it ....that's all you have to buy for eeek:
As for buying for exes , I normally buy something for the brats dad, paternal grandmother, brother, nephew etc ...but they are marked only from her ::)
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Yup, everyone else is dead or out of my circle sad24: My nephews and niece are all rich (my horrid niece lives in a castle FFS), Christmas can get cheaper as you get older, unless you have grandchildren. HOw is the Brat? rubschin:
Mind you, if I met you and Pstis in London the 7th of December or, preferably, Boxing Day I could give you some choccy and, for the man wo has everyfink, a fish angel1
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Oh deepjoy ::) A sea bass again! What do I tell the waitress this time then, eh?
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Don't worry - she'll remember you ;)
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That nice Rumanian gerl eyes:
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That's it. Might bung some chocs to Mrs NIck as a goodwill gesture. Anyone else buy pressies for there exes?? rubschin:
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Are YOU 'avin' a piggin' laf? eeek:
After the tales you have told me about her and the way she's alledgedly been treating you lately...Top Gear show 2 weeks ago for instance, so you told me....I would be more inclined to be going down the route of posting a couple of sell by date now reached kippers in a jiffy bag....via Australia, 2nd class mail by boat. :thumbsup:
Mouse status now confirmed though unfortunately, bloody wimp. ::)
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That nice Rumanian gerl eyes:
I'll bring bibs for you two this time noooo:
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redface:
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You were there, Miss D?!
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She was eeek:
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You were there, Miss D?!
Not that they noticed ::)
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You got choccy, and you brought your cleavage cloud9:
Sorry Pirate, I have stared into the abyss redface:
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Well I'm stunned. Miss D is perfectly gorgeous and yet you two hounds had your eyes elsewhere. Shame on you!
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I'm buying the first round next time lol:
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I gave her some dazzling exercise socks if I recall whistle: eyes:
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Oh yes.....such class they were lol:
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Oh yes.....such class they were lol:
If you're a good girl, this year you'll get the rest of the outfit angel1
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This is looking likely to turn into a freak show then noooo:
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Is Growler coming? eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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An early christmas Voddy (or ten) at Victoria tomorrow looms ;-)
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Not sure about tomorrow hun , I am out with a friend during the day going on a girly crimbo shopping bonanza cloud9:
I presume you will only be in Victoria until about 4.30 ????
The following week is good though
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I'm free angel1
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scared2:
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That nice Rumanian gerl eyes:
How did you get on with her rubschin:
In my experience anything involving food, table cloths and candles always culminates in a shag.
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worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:
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That nice Rumanian gerl eyes:
How did you get on with her rubschin:
In my experience anything involving food, table cloths and candles always culminates in a shag.
Not good though when he presents said poor woman with a a stinking , cold, deaded , huge fish as a slayed offering before the conversation has even started noooo:
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That was Pastis cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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That nice Rumanian gerl eyes:
I'll bring bibs for you two this time noooo:
Best take some grease proof paper too Miss D. Roll said tongues in paper. Cut off just before the larynx. Take home and steep in brine in a large bowl weight the meat down with a brick. After 24 hours remove tongues from brine and rinse thoroughly. Place into a sauce pan with 1pt water 2 garlic cloves 3 cloves I bay leaf and if you are feeling cheeky a star anise. Simmer for 2 hrs. Allow to cool for 30 minutes then skin the tongues. At this stage the skin will peel away nicely, once cold it will be a devil of a job. Once peeled curl enticingly in a bowl and pour on some aspic allow to set in a cold fridge for 24 hrs then serve chilled.
I know not how I know this only that it is yumster. angel1
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Any cleavage recipes? evil:
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That was Pastis cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
To be fair... fair? When was life fair? ::). 'Twas I who presented the item to the waitress. It was wrapped however, and then gift wrapped but it did flop about a bit redface:
I politely asked if she might be so kind as to store said item in the restaurant's freezer whilst we eating. angel1
I think I did mention that it was a fish, albeit a dead fish Shrugs:
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And then we chatted her up redface:
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Any cleavage recipes? evil:
Oh yes...Like cleavage, stare at cleavage. When staring is is complete. Remove cleavage from packaging. angel1
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Snoopysick:
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And then we chatted her up redface:
Poor girl noooo: