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Title: Design flaws
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2011, 07:12:57 AM

Deodorant ....something we use daily , well most of us,  but still the choices are a bit problematic.

The 3 main choices are the spray type, the roller ball type and the solid stick.

The spray type promises not to like white marks or powdery residue but inevitably it does and you end up washing it off your clothes  evil: Think this is worse for wimmin as we generally try and remove underarm hair and therefore the spray has not as much to attach itself too !

The roller ball is sticky icky and you have to let it dry in yer pits for a little while before getting dressed.

But the solid stick type is the worst offender, promises to be easy to use etc but you can guarantee that every time the block will break as you are applying to your pits  evil:

Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2011, 07:22:24 AM
and why do many offer "48 hour protection"? surely most of us wash daily?
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 25, 2011, 08:25:59 AM
I use ball, as one would.  Don't use the other two for the reasons Miss D stated. I  also wash daily.

I also happen to have many and varied design flaws. redface:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2011, 08:39:03 AM
Miss D ~ The push up variety will not break if you ignore the instructions on the side "Remove top and push up bottom"  whistle:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 25, 2011, 09:51:39 AM
People of a certain age may recall a time when there were not many clothes around.  Sunday best and work wear was about all there was. My mother had cotton circles of white fabric which were attached to the armpit area of her clothes and it was these that were washed rather than the clothes. I remember having to scrub my fathers collars and cuffs with hard soap and a brush prior to them being washed (shirts before you snigger, you boys at the back there). She would also turn the collars and cuffs (because of all my scrubbing no doubt) I also remember both her and her mother both darning socks.
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 09:59:32 AM
I remember my mother darning and also turning collars.... We was poor like.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Anyhoo.... I use spray....  angel1
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2011, 10:31:30 AM
Miss D ~ The push up variety will not break if you ignore the instructions on the side "Remove top and push up bottom"  whistle:

http://youtu.be/d6IBiR9m3vY (http://youtu.be/d6IBiR9m3vY)
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2011, 12:23:46 PM
Miss D ~ The push up variety will not break if you ignore the instructions on the side "Remove top and push up bottom"  whistle:

http://youtu.be/d6IBiR9m3vY (http://youtu.be/d6IBiR9m3vY)

Well, we managed to avoid it for four replies....  ::)
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 12:24:50 PM
Well THAT was an accident waiting to happen!  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fuu1tsf2bp%2FSAM_0700.jpg&hash=c1a0348823347a072d6537d64678f51aa163d087) (http://postimage.org/image/uu1tsf2bp/)
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2011, 12:42:31 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 12:46:06 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?

Sticky pits....  evil:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2011, 12:49:31 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?

Sticky pits....  evil:

You arse!
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 01:51:43 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?

Sticky pits....  evil:

You arse!
Aerosol
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 02:09:53 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?

Sticky pits....  evil:

You arse!
Aerosol

doh:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2011, 02:53:55 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?

Sticky pits....  evil:

No need to be ashamed or angry Barman. It can happen to the best of people  redface:
Title: Re: Design flaws
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
So you now have a sweat free chin and shaved pits?

Sticky pits....  evil:

No need to be ashamed or angry Barman. It can happen to the best of people  redface:

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