The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2011, 03:19:13 PM
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On the way home just now pavements are clogged with general scum and the Poundland Army noooo:
Trying to get through and there is a muppet obstructing the way with a jingly bucket shouting out for some charity or the other.
Thinking it was gonna be some 'make a wish come true for a dying child this Christmas ' kinda thing I tried to avoid.
But when his voice became distinguishable it was nothing of the sort noooo:
" Help the starving cats " he was blaring away , whilst holding his bucket in people's faces . A bucket with pictures of moggys on it noooo:
Thinking it was some sort of scam I searched for the ID thing needed for collecting money etc .....and oh yes it would appear he went to the bother of getting one of those scammed printed noooo:
How the hell can people believe there are any starving feckin cats in this area. Next week he'll prolly be back offering to save the anorexic pigeons ::)
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I think Jim may be behind this rubschin: He has been making a lot of phone calls recently rubschin:
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On the way home just now pavements are clogged with general scum and the Poundland Army noooo:
Trying to get through and there is a muppet obstructing the way with a jingly bucket shouting out for some charity or the other.
Thinking it was gonna be some 'make a wish come true for a dying child this Christmas ' kinda thing I tried to avoid.
But when his voice became distinguishable it was nothing of the sort noooo:
" Help the starving cats " he was blaring away , whilst holding his bucket in people's faces . A bucket with pictures of moggys on it noooo:
Thinking it was some sort of scam I searched for the ID thing needed for collecting money etc .....and oh yes it would appear he went to the bother of getting one of those scammed printed noooo:
How the hell can people believe there are any starving feckin cats in this area. Next week he'll prolly be back offering to save the anorexic pigeons ::)
Oh Miss D.... couldn't you afford £2 per month...? Just two Pounds per month....?
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I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time evil:
So they must be eating something rubschin:
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I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time evil:
So they must be eating something rubschin:
The ginger bastard shat in my garage yesterday! cussing:
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Who?
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I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time evil:
So they must be eating something rubschin:
The ginger bastard shat in my garage yesterday! cussing:
NIck........... eeek:
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The other ginger bastard! cussing:
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Growler? eeek:
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No, the other, other ginger bastard! cussing:
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I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time evil:
So they must be eating something rubschin:
They are eating the anorexic pigeons drumroll:
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No, the other, other ginger bastard! cussing:
Danny Alexander? eeek:
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doh:
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He means Chris Evans
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I'm not so sure, he could be on about Mick Hucknall rubschin:
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I once went out with a redhead...no hair just a redhead (circa Bob Monkhouse 1254)