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Title: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 04:05:24 PM: Chopped some onions. ANd my fingertip sad24:

Blood everywhere noooo:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 04:07:25 PM: How are you legally allowed to own a Sharp knife ? noooo:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 04:08:16 PM: Pastis gave it to me for Christmas sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 04:27:16 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fpmzpp05ez%2F001.jpg&hash=73340c14c3cd256eb87659efeea40537868700c2) (http://postimage.org/image/pmzpp05ez/) sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 04:28:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 04:27:16 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fpmzpp05ez%2F001.jpg&hash=73340c14c3cd256eb87659efeea40537868700c2) (http://postimage.org/image/pmzpp05ez/) sad24:

Shame he didn't give you photography lessons for Christmas! point:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 04:29:16 PM: Yo can see the blood coming thriugh, like sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 04:30:18 PM: What are you doing chopping onions with a feckin' bread knife! eeek:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 04:30:26 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 04:29:16 PM
Yo can see the blood coming thriugh, like sad24:

Well, no actually.... noooo:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 04:32:42 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2011, 04:28:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 04:27:16 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fpmzpp05ez%2F001.jpg&hash=73340c14c3cd256eb87659efeea40537868700c2) (http://postimage.org/image/pmzpp05ez/) sad24:

Shame he didn't give you photography lessons for Christmas! point:

Make that kitchen knife skills lessons too ::)
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 04:47:06 PM: Quote from: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 04:30:18 PM
What are you doing chopping onions with a feckin' bread knife! eeek:

What were you doing giving him a knife eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 04:48:10 PM: Quote from: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 04:47:06 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 04:30:18 PM
What are you doing chopping onions with a feckin' bread knife! eeek:

What were you doing giving him a knife eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Insurance job I expect.... whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 04:50:38 PM: My lovely thread sad24: And my poor finger sad32:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 04:57:24 PM: Quote from: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 04:47:06 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 04:30:18 PM
What are you doing chopping onions with a feckin' bread knife! eeek:

What were you doing giving him a knife eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Somewhere in the anals of this illustrious site you'll find a post from Nick about him either losing or breaking his bread knife.
I thought I'd replace it as a pressie / house warming gift angel1
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 04:59:22 PM: i MAY NEED STITCHES sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Pastis on December 04, 2011, 05:01:34 PM: A & E here we come ... whistle: :dogrun:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2011, 05:16:21 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 04:59:22 PM
i MAY NEED STITCHES sad24:

Use superglue..............what could poss.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 06:08:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 04:59:22 PM
i MAY NEED STITCHES sad24:

It is just a scratch.... ::)
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 06:15:09 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fasshg052f%2F002.jpg&hash=a8c9479f307e3bd4db8c7eae00876ae532e56cf5) (http://postimage.org/image/asshg052f/) sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 06:18:55 PM: That is your finger right ? eeek:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 06:20:20 PM: Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2011, 06:22:04 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 06:20:20 PM
Mr Thread?

Mr Stitches.........
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 06:37:06 PM: Ginger Cuts Himself
by: cyprusgrump
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2011, 06:40:05 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
<p><a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12767853/ginger-cuts-himself" target="_new" style="font-size: 14px;font-weight:bold;">Ginger Cuts Himself</a><br />
by: <a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/7258009" style="" target="_new">cyprusgrump</a></p><iframe id="xtranormal_Ginger Cuts Himself" name="xtranormal_Ginger Cuts Himself" style="width:480px;height:299px;" src="http://www.xtranormal.com/xtraplayr/12767853/ginger-cuts-himself" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" border="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="auto"></iframe>

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 06:40:46 PM: Angry9:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 06:42:17 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 06:40:46 PM
Angry9:

point: point: point:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2011, 06:52:17 PM: I've had worse cuts shaving, what big girl's blouse point: point: point:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 06:53:18 PM: The clown face freaks me out a bit scared2:

But :thumbsup:

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 06:54:45 PM: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

At least Tipsy will give me a cuddle and kiss it betterer sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 06:57:21 PM: Must be the blood loss...he is becoming delusional noooo:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:02:45 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 06:52:17 PM
I've had worse cuts shaving, what big girl's blouse point: point: point:

rubschin:

Ginger Cuts His Finger 2
by: cyprusgrump

Any other story suggestions gratefully accepted.... whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2011, 07:04:55 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:02:45 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 06:52:17 PM
I've had worse cuts shaving, what big girl's blouse point: point: point:

rubschin:

<p><a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12767912/ginger-cuts-his-finger-2" target="_new" style="font-size: 14px;font-weight:bold;">Ginger Cuts His Finger 2</a><br />
by: <a href="http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/7258009" style="" target="_new">cyprusgrump</a></p><iframe id="xtranormal_Ginger Cuts His Finger 2" name="xtranormal_Ginger Cuts His Finger 2" style="width:640px;height:389px;" src="http://www.xtranormal.com/xtraplayr/12767912/ginger-cuts-his-finger-2" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" border="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="auto"></iframe>

Any other story suggestions gratefully accepted.... whistle:

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 07:05:07 PM: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 07:15:59 PM: Top work x 2 Barman (the Anthony Mingella of the VP) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:17:05 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 07:05:07 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

It looks just like you! point:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:18:06 PM: Quote from: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 07:15:59 PM
Top work x 2 Barman (the Anthony Mingella of the VP) :thumbsup:

Isn't he dead...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2011, 07:51:19 PM: Sooooo......feeling peckish I thought I rustle up an omelette....and guess what happened as I was chopping the ham redface:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 07:52:01 PM: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 07:56:13 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
Sooooo......feeling peckish I thought I rustle up an omelette....and guess what happened as I was chopping the ham redface:

Ham fisted doughnut noooo:

Barman a new film is required .....Scarface' the other bits ' whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:56:31 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
Sooooo......feeling peckish I thought I rustle up an omelette....and guess what happened as I was chopping the ham redface:

I'm not doing you your own movie.... ::)
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2011, 07:57:30 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 04, 2011, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
Sooooo......feeling peckish I thought I rustle up an omelette....and guess what happened as I was chopping the ham redface:

Ham fisted doughnut noooo:

Barman a new film is required .....Scarface' the other bits ' whistle:

Ham fisted happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 07:59:45 PM: Just finished this one.... But they don't have a midget character.... rubschin:

Ginger Cuts His Finger 3
by: cyprusgrump
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2011, 08:02:52 PM: And I would add that no Young's was involved in accident, my grand total consumption today is 1 pint of Guinness at 1pm angel1

And unlike the ginger whinger, I am not prancing around like a fairy demanding paramedics...
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: GROWLER on December 04, 2011, 08:06:39 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 04, 2011, 04:27:16 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fpmzpp05ez%2F001.jpg&hash=73340c14c3cd256eb87659efeea40537868700c2) (http://postimage.org/image/pmzpp05ez/) sad24:

'Kin 'ell! eeek:

Is that a chicken wrap like? rubschin:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:07:43 PM: Or a spring roll ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:08:39 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 08:02:52 PM
And I would add that no Young's was involved in accident, my grand total consumption today is 1 pint of Guinness at 1pm angel1

And unlike the ginger whinger, I am not prancing around like a fairy demanding paramedics...

That's prolly why you cut yerself.....1 pint eeek: ...had the shakes did ya ? lol:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 08:09:20 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 08:02:52 PM
And I would add that no Young's was involved in accident, my grand total consumption today is 1 pint of Guinness at 1pm angel1

And unlike the ginger whinger, I am not prancing around like a fairy demanding paramedics...

There's your problem right there! point:

DTs.... whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Just One More on December 04, 2011, 08:10:25 PM: All together now.... AFFS!
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:10:49 PM: BM is like my echo today lol:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 08:14:00 PM: evil:

I was thinking.... redface:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:14:48 PM: Did you cut yerself as well then ? lol:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2011, 08:16:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 04, 2011, 08:14:48 PM
Did you cut yerself as well then ? lol:

Bugger off! cussing:

Or I'll do a movie of you... whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 04, 2011, 08:17:06 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 04, 2011, 08:14:48 PM
Did you cut yerself as well then ? lol:

Bugger off! cussing:

Or I'll do a movie of you... whistle:

"The Voddy Diaries"...
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:17:30 PM: Widescreen presumably lol:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2011, 08:35:08 PM: Fish eye lens? rubschin:

redface:

scared:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2011, 08:40:53 PM: Looks like a double body bag special noooo:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2011, 08:53:50 PM: Sorry Miss D, I couldn't resist after you said widescreen. BM is an bad influence on me. redface:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2011, 10:07:37 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 04, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor ( Special needs) on December 04, 2011, 08:14:48 PM
Did you cut yerself as well then ? lol:

Bugger off! cussing:

Or I'll do a movie of you... whistle:

"The Voddy Diaries"...

I would say "enter the dragon" but I won't............. whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2011, 10:22:14 PM: It may just be easier to superglue BM's arse to the naughty step as he is spending so much time there of late. rubschin:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 07:42:12 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2011, 10:22:14 PM
It may just be easier to superglue BM's arse to the naughty step as he is spending so much time there of late. rubschin:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:11:22 AM: Sorry BM, I was half asleep and hadn't realised it was APC who had made the enter the dragon comment. redface:

To be fair though it's normally either you or Nick who are the guilty ones. whistle:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 09:21:03 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:11:22 AM
Sorry BM, I was half asleep and hadn't realised it was APC who had made the enter the dragon comment. redface:

To be fair though it's normally either you or Nick who are the guilty ones. whistle:

Guilty by association.... sad24:
Title: Re: Cooking injuries
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:40:45 AM: So you've never been sent to the naughty step have you BM? happy001