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Title: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2011, 09:59:23 AM
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Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2011, 10:24:13 AM
Oh we've already had the first one.

Should we collect her or should she come on the train.  ::)

Remember that she does not have to vacate her flat and that she is "in halls" with attendant security on duty throughout the vacation so what she is leaving there will be perfectly safe and is, in any event, insured.

She and Woodstock advocated car because she has Christmas Presents to bring with her.
Yeah right  ::) A CD for her mother, Nintendo DS game each for the boys and a book for me .... would all fit in one pocket of her coat  Banghead

I pointed out that it is 220 miles to the college and thus 220 miles back. Repeat maths for return journey on 8/9th Jan
Total driving time will be something close to 18 hours and total miles covered will be 900 give or take the odd detour.
Car does an average of 30 miles to the gallon thus 30 gallons of diesel will be consumed or put it another way 137 litres @ 1.39 pence per litre the cost will be £190,43. The return train fare, if pre-booked a week in advance using her student rail card, would be £79. Journey time by train is a shade over 5 hours and her flat is 10 minutes walk from the station.

So how did this resolve? ...... That's right. Woodstock has called me a miserly bastard and other names because I refuse to drive down to Surrey and back ..... TWICE and has gone herself.  Banghead

Economically it makes no sense either financially or in terms of time wasted. noooo:

I did offer to pay the train fares but I cannot see the point in leaving here at stupid o'clock and not getting back until 10ish tonight, absolutely knackered and a £120 worse off when the damned child could have got her arse down to the station by 10.30 this morning and been here 7 hours sooner.

I'm sure somebody here will see my point.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2011, 10:25:43 AM
Oh we've already had the first one.

Should we collect her or should she come on the train.  ::)

Remember that she does not have to vacate her flat and that she is "in halls" with attendant security on duty throughout the vacation so what she is leaving there will be perfectly safe and is, in any event, insured.

She and Woodstock advocated car because she has Christmas Presents to bring with her.
Yeah right  ::) A CD for her mother, Nintendo DS game each for the boys and a book for me .... would all fit in one pocket of her coat  Banghead

I pointed out that it is 220 miles to the college and thus 220 miles back. Repeat maths for return journey on 8/9th Jan
Total driving time will be something close to 18 hours and total miles covered will be 900 give or take the odd detour.
Car does an average of 30 miles to the gallon thus 30 gallons of diesel will be consumed or put it another way 137 litres @ 1.39 pence per litre the cost will be £190,43. The return train fare, if pre-booked a week in advance using her student rail card, would be £79. Journey time by train is a shade over 5 hours and her flat is 10 minutes walk from the station.

So how did this resolve? ...... That's right. Woodstock has called me a miserly bastard and other names because I refuse to drive down to Surrey and back ..... TWICE and has gone herself.  Banghead

Economically it makes no sense either financially or in terms of time wasted. noooo:

I did offer to pay the train fares but I cannot see the point in leaving here at stupid o'clock and not getting back until 10ish tonight, absolutely knackered and a £120 worse off when the damned child could have got her arse down to the station by 10.30 this morning and been here 7 hours sooner.

I'm sure somebody here will see my point.  evil:

Bravo hound - utter madness it is!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2011, 10:27:47 AM
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Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2011, 10:28:28 AM
I bet she gets the train back!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2011, 10:33:57 AM
I bet she gets the train back!  lol: lol: lol:

Oh noes .... she wants to take back "Loads of stuff" from her bedroom.

TBH there is very little that she didn't take when she went in September.


I have given Woodstock the train fare (£79) and told her she and the THW can pay for any fuel they use over and above that.  razz:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
Oh we've already had the first one.

Should we collect her or should she come on the train.  ::)

Remember that she does not have to vacate her flat and that she is "in halls" with attendant security on duty throughout the vacation so what she is leaving there will be perfectly safe and is, in any event, insured.

She and Woodstock advocated car because she has Christmas Presents to bring with her.
Yeah right  ::) A CD for her mother, Nintendo DS game each for the boys and a book for me .... would all fit in one pocket of her coat  Banghead

I pointed out that it is 220 miles to the college and thus 220 miles back. Repeat maths for return journey on 8/9th Jan
Total driving time will be something close to 18 hours and total miles covered will be 900 give or take the odd detour.
Car does an average of 30 miles to the gallon thus 30 gallons of diesel will be consumed or put it another way 137 litres @ 1.39 pence per litre the cost will be £190,43. The return train fare, if pre-booked a week in advance using her student rail card, would be £79. Journey time by train is a shade over 5 hours and her flat is 10 minutes walk from the station.

So how did this resolve? ...... That's right. Woodstock has called me a miserly bastard and other names because I refuse to drive down to Surrey and back ..... TWICE and has gone herself.  Banghead


Yea! All off to a flyng start on the happy holiday front ey? :thumbsup:
Happy bastard crimbo mate!! lol:


You're right btw. ;)

Fortunately I shall be going into hospital on the 29th so I will be spared at least some of it.
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 11:35:08 AM
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Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2011, 11:48:22 AM
Yesterday was a case of two monologues competing for space.

The boys and I kept well clear.

Today Woodstock is werking, boys are at skool, THW is still in bed. All is quiet in my werld.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Just One More on December 12, 2011, 05:47:57 PM
"yeah, but it's too quiet"  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2011, 06:40:52 PM
"yeah, but it's too quiet"  whistle:


She emerged looking for food at about 12.30.
We had a row by 12.45
She returned to her room at 12.50 ~ I like to think a wiser child.






Well if nothing else she heard a few truths about herself expressed in "Barrack Room" language.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2011, 06:42:24 PM
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Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 18, 2011, 07:06:04 AM
Has Snoopy barricaded himself in ?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 09:01:38 AM
Nope but I am pretending she is not here.

Apparently she told her mother yesterday that she thinks "Dad doesn't seem to want me at home, he stops speaking whenever I come into a room and goes off to his study"

Woodstock replied (so she says) "have you tried not contradicting everything he says and perhaps showing a little respect for his opinions....You might find he'll talk to you more if every time he opens his mouth you don't start an argument"

THW "Why?"


And that last question, dear readers, is the whole thing summed up in a nutshell.
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 09:03:36 AM
Nope but I am pretending she is not here.

Apparently she told her mother yesterday that she thinks "Dad doesn't seem to want me at home, he stops speaking whenever I come into a room and goes off to his study"

Woodstock replied (so she says) "have you tried not contradicting everything he says and perhaps showing a little respect for his opinions....You might find he'll talk to you more if every time he opens his mouth you don't start an argument"

THW "Why?"


And that last question, dear readers, is the whole thing summed up in a nutshell.

Thank heavens for studies/basements....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2011, 09:04:49 AM
Nope but I am pretending she is not here.

Apparently she told her mother yesterday that she thinks "Dad doesn't seem to want me at home, he stops speaking whenever I come into a room and goes off to his study"

Woodstock replied (so she says) "have you tried not contradicting everything he says and perhaps showing a little respect for his opinions....You might find he'll talk to you more if every time he opens his mouth you don't start an argument"

THW "Why?"


And that last question, dear readers, is the whole thing summed up in a nutshell.

Thank heavens for studies/basements....  whistle:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2011, 12:11:38 AM
I shall be going into hospital on the 29th so I will be spared at least some of it.

Good luck if they don't cancel it again.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2011, 07:01:04 AM
^^^Wot he said^^^

Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2011, 07:40:29 AM
Ta both ..... I shall be there with me PJs and sponge bag at 0800 tomorrow morning.

I fully expect them to take one look at my cold ridden body, snot filled nasal passages, blocked sinus, congested chest and hacking cough and send me home again. If they do decide to carry on regardless I'll see you all in the New Year.
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 09:25:14 AM
THW returns to campus today. She is taking so much kit that she has persuaded her mother to drive her there rather than go by train.

I advocated an early start .... they have spent since 7am ironing and packing and are still loading my car. Could she not have packed yesterday? Apparently not as she produced a mountain of washing at 6 yesterday evening.  Banghead

How long to get to Egham, have lunch en route, unload and drive back? I'd estimate a good 12 hours.

Woodstock's car is in for a new head gasket tomorrow so she doesn't want to risk taking that but in reality there is so much stuff packed into mine that it would never have fitted the Corsa.

More faffing than I would have believed possible. cussing:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 09:33:08 AM
THW returns to campus today. She is taking so much kit that she has persuaded her mother to drive her there rather than go by train.

I advocated an early start .... they have spent since 7am ironing and packing and are still loading my car. Could she not have packed yesterday? Apparently not as she produced a mountain of washing at 6 yesterday evening.  Banghead

How long to get to Egham, have lunch en route, unload and drive back? I'd estimate a good 12 hours.

Woodstock's car is in for a new head gasket tomorrow so she doesn't want to risk taking that but in reality there is so much stuff packed into mine that it would never have fitted the Corsa.

More faffing than I would have believed possible. cussing:

Sill, you get the day off...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 09:33:21 AM
More faffing than I would have believed possible. cussing:

At your age, my old dog, you should know that the capacity of the female of the species to faff, is unlimited.
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 09:38:39 AM
More faffing than I would have believed possible. cussing:

At your age, my old dog, you should know that the capacity of the female of the species to faff, is unlimited.

Earworm!  evil:

Space - Female Of The Species (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1NBpVKWh_c#ws)
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 09:41:22 AM
THW returns to campus today. She is taking so much kit that she has persuaded her mother to drive her there rather than go by train.

I advocated an early start .... they have spent since 7am ironing and packing and are still loading my car. Could she not have packed yesterday? Apparently not as she produced a mountain of washing at 6 yesterday evening.  Banghead

How long to get to Egham, have lunch en route, unload and drive back? I'd estimate a good 12 hours.

Woodstock's car is in for a new head gasket tomorrow so she doesn't want to risk taking that but in reality there is so much stuff packed into mine that it would never have fitted the Corsa.

More faffing than I would have believed possible. cussing:

Sill, you get the day off...  :thumbsup:

I had hoped so but Minimus has cried off school with a belly-ache (in reality I suspect he is upset at her departure.)
Minor said goodbye to her with a quivering bottom lip but manfully said he'd rather go to school than sit at home and mope.

I can just about understand their feelings despite the fact that they have spent the last 3 weeks fighting, arguing and complaining about one another.

Oh and the THW has given her mother and I advice about bring up children in her absence ~ cheeky mare!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
THW returns to campus today. She is taking so much kit that she has persuaded her mother to drive her there rather than go by train.

I advocated an early start .... they have spent since 7am ironing and packing and are still loading my car. Could she not have packed yesterday? Apparently not as she produced a mountain of washing at 6 yesterday evening.  Banghead

How long to get to Egham, have lunch en route, unload and drive back? I'd estimate a good 12 hours.

Woodstock's car is in for a new head gasket tomorrow so she doesn't want to risk taking that but in reality there is so much stuff packed into mine that it would never have fitted the Corsa.

More faffing than I would have believed possible. cussing:

Sill, you get the day off...  :thumbsup:

I had hoped so but Minimus has cried off school with a belly-ache (in reality I suspect he is upset at her departure.)
Minor said goodbye to her with a quivering bottom lip but manfully said he'd rather go to school than sit at home and mope.

I can just about understand their feelings despite the fact that they have spent the last 3 weeks fighting, arguing and complaining about one another.

Oh and the THW has given her mother and I advice about bring up children in her absence ~ cheeky mare!  evil:

At your age, my old dog, you should know that the capacity of the female of the species to believe they are infallible, is unlimited.
 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 01:39:34 PM
Indeed ~ you would have thought I'd have learned by now.  surrender:

4 Hours since they left and still no word of safe arrival. Well they can't say I didn't warn them that today was not the best day to tackle the 1 hour's worth of country lanes to the M6 thence to the M42, M40, M25 etc.  She didn't need to be back until Sunday but wanted to get back to grab some time in the laboratory before everyone else got there.
I fear for my Land Rover which Woodstock is not used to driving.  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Pastis on January 05, 2012, 01:43:09 PM
Quote
In an interview with the New Scientist magazine to mark his 70th birthday on Sunday, January 8, Stephen Hawking was asked: "What do you think most about during the day?" to which he replied: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

We have no chance   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 01:44:45 PM
Never a truer word  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 01:50:29 PM
^^^^
Amen
Title: Re: The all new THW comes to visit and other arguments thread
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 02:14:56 PM
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