The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Just One More on December 10, 2011, 03:47:48 PM
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What colour does a smurf go when you choke it?
Can a bearded man tell a bare faced lie?
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
Oh, and why does Scotland have more pandas than Tory MP's?
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lol: lol: lol:
Is it time for my Declan the crab joke? ;D
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Why do wimmin need so many pairs of shoes?
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I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.
Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.
Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes. noooo:
Why do you ask?
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Is he gay?
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I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.
Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.
Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes. noooo:
Why do you ask?
Emelda Creant rubschin:
It has a certain poetic ring to it.
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I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.
Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.
Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes. noooo:
Why do you ask?
Emelda Creant rubschin:
It has a certain poetic ring to it.
rubschin:
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I have 2 pairs per season if that and in the winter I have two pairs of boots, (not counting wellies 1 pair) walking and either brown or black.
Summer, flip flops or something similar and a pair of canvas type shoe.
Mr C on the other hand has in excess of 20 pairs of shoes. noooo:
Why do you ask?
Emelda Creant rubschin:
It has a certain poetic ring to it.
Emelda Crescent, more so I feel. Our own VP version of Cheddar Gorge? rubschin:
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Is he gay?
:thumbsup: