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Title: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
Time to get them up, I think
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:26:27 PM
Time to get them up, I think

Done!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:27:01 PM
YAY Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas7:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:28:23 PM
Ho, ho and fucking ho!  Xmas3:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:32:03 PM
It's all fucked up you moron
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:33:01 PM
It's all fucked up you moron

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2011, 03:34:40 PM
OMG ....I thought my hangover had just got really bad  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:35:23 PM
OMG ....I thought my hangover had just got really bad  noooo:

It has!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
It makes my eyes hurt  eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 03:40:20 PM
It is gubbed ........... noooo:


with no santa hat......
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:41:25 PM
It is gubbed ........... noooo:


with no santa hat......

Ho, ho, ho....  Xmas4:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:41:37 PM
Frightful. BM is an idiot
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
Frightful. BM is an idiot

 evil:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
Phew. I will stick with the tinsel round my screen, I think
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 03:44:27 PM
Phew. I will stick with the tinsel round my screen, I think

What could pos................ noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:47:39 PM
I have another one...  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:51:47 PM
eeek:

Ho, ho, ho! happy001
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 03:52:19 PM
WTF....................... noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 16, 2011, 03:52:34 PM
 eeek:

You realise I'm red/green colourblind.
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Pastis on December 16, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!     noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:52:56 PM
My eyes, my eyes cussing:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 03:54:04 PM
Looks like a gayer site........... noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 16, 2011, 03:54:22 PM
Have you seen the snowmen on the index page  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:55:09 PM
I'm off!
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Pastis on December 16, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Have you seen the snowmen on the index page  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

They're abominable    ;)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 03:57:30 PM
Have you seen the snowmen on the index page  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

They're abominable    ;)


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:58:03 PM
Have you seen the snowmen on the index page  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

They're abominable    ;)

happy001
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:59:12 PM
I'm off!

You wanted it you bastard!  cussing:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Misty on December 16, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
I LOVE iiiiittttt!!!!! Xmas6: Xmas7:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 04:00:39 PM
It makes my eyes hurt  eeek:
Mine as well  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 16, 2011, 04:06:56 PM
Erm...mine is as was...
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 04:11:27 PM
I LOVE iiiiittttt!!!!! Xmas6: Xmas7:

Oh yes...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Misty on December 16, 2011, 04:13:27 PM
you know it baby  ;)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
you know it baby  ;)

 redface:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Misty on December 16, 2011, 04:17:37 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 05:00:15 PM
What on earth has been going on in here whilst I have been decorating the house? Xmas1:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fc6u85jh09%2FChristmasmas_House_Lights.jpg&hash=97e105c9538f1338be7915dbed6139270f659e3b) (http://postimage.org/image/c6u85jh09/)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 05:03:04 PM
What on earth has been going on in here?  Xmas1:

Nick asked me to put the Xmas decs up...

Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?

Then threw a hissy fit when I did...  ::)

It's a nightmare. Take it away
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 05:05:23 PM
What on earth has been going on in here?  Xmas1:

Nick asked me to put the Xmas decs up...

Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?

Then threw a hissy fit when I did...  ::)

It's a nightmare. Take it away

Good grief and you took notice of him and did as he asked? eeek:  As stated on an earlier post somewhere on here we are doomed, the end is nigh. scared2:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 05:10:29 PM
What on earth has been going on in here?  Xmas1:

Nick asked me to put the Xmas decs up...

Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?

Then threw a hissy fit when I did...  ::)

It's a nightmare. Take it away

Good grief and you took notice of him and did as he asked? eeek:  As stated on an earlier post somewhere on here we are doomed, the end is nigh. scared2:

I know...  Banghead
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
BM gubbed it all up
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 05:16:01 PM
BM gubbed it all up

I bleddy didn't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 05:17:12 PM
Where's the deccies gone............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 05:18:45 PM
Well, where are they?  You can't have put them back in the loft already.  Is it the VP office party tonight, is the mistletoe in place, who's turn is it on the photocopier this year, is it wine o'clock yet?  So many questions....
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 05:23:53 PM
Mistletoe???  eyes:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 05:27:35 PM
And garlic
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 05:30:13 PM
And garlic

Should that not be wine ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 06:22:16 PM
No more decs...  evil:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 06:24:20 PM
BM has finally come to his senses  ::)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 16, 2011, 06:46:56 PM
No more decs...  evil:
:thumbsup: Decs are for gayers and wimps
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 07:38:44 PM
BM has finally come to his senses  ::)

Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?

 ::)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2011, 07:44:49 PM
Can we just have glittery like ?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 07:46:16 PM
Can we just have glittery like ?  cloud9:

No.  ::)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2011, 07:50:22 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 08:17:46 PM
No more decs...  evil:

Can we have some Ants then?  Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 08:28:27 PM
No more decs...  evil:

Can we have some Ants then?  Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.

Gary Glitter...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 08:41:18 PM
No more decs...  evil:

Can we have some Ants then?  Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.

Gary Glitter...?  rubschin:

That would need inf  ants  redface:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2011, 08:45:44 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 07:43:28 AM
No more decs...  evil:

Can we have some Ants then?  Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.

Gary Glitter...?  rubschin:

That would need inf  ants  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 17, 2011, 07:50:43 AM
http://youtu.be/sYuOnbEOQPo (http://youtu.be/sYuOnbEOQPo)                                     Its what christmas is all about cussing:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: GROWLER on December 17, 2011, 09:21:42 AM
                                    Its what christmas is all about cussing:

Seemingly, yes, and to be repeated in a house near you in just over a weeks time unfortunately, spoilt little twats.
Had a strong desire to reach out into the screen, grab that little termite by the ankles, gaffa tape her slotty little gob and shove her head first into the wheelie biin wrapping paper on top.
Yea, 'appy crimbo to you too, little bitch. sick2:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2011, 10:21:33 AM
I put up with 50 or seconds of it.  cussing:   Please tell me it ended horribly for the little brat
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 17, 2011, 10:24:33 AM
she was Clarksoned....executed in front of her family... and the world rejoiced at the demise of another spoilt little bastard :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2011, 11:38:40 AM
she was Clarksoned....executed in front of her family... and the world rejoiced at the demise of another spoilt little bastard :thumbsup:
Sinister:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 08:58:46 AM
 eeek: Good grief I am not sure what I find worse the fact that the child behaves like that or the fact that the parents choose to film it and put it in You Tube.  If that had been one of mine I would be ashamed. noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 09:02:04 AM
I put up with 50 or seconds of it.  cussing:   Please tell me it ended horribly for the little brat

^^^ wot he said ^^^

The word SCHLLAPPPPPP! sprang to mind....  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2011, 06:52:13 AM
A bullet for the host, a load more for the parents, and loads more for the brats please  noooo:

YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ#ws)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2011, 07:20:14 AM
A bullet for the host, a load more for the parents, and loads more for the brats please  noooo:

YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ#ws)

The kid with the banana is a future porn star for sure....  redface:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 20, 2011, 07:28:46 AM
these bastard kids along with their bastard parents should be sent to North Korea to find out what having feck all really means and then lined up against a wall and shot. I would suggest that the parents are middle class civil servants who think that the world owes them a living, which in turn rubs off on the spoilt little brats.....sweeping generalisation which although true may upset one or two members!! whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2011, 07:30:42 AM
Oh noes honey , we'd have to value your opinion to be upset by it  ;)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2011, 07:32:23 AM
Oh noes honey , we'd have to value your opinion to be upset by it  ;)

 drumroll:

Touché
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 20, 2011, 07:35:41 AM
Oh noes honey , we'd have to value your opinion to be upset by it  ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2011, 01:43:31 PM
You're probably correct in many instances Bodi', and I still luv you (manly) regardless.  cloud9:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 21, 2011, 09:04:25 PM
I am right Growler old buddy, funny how the truth hurts eh eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2011, 09:55:43 PM
Of course you're right
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 22, 2011, 06:32:48 AM
Of course you're right
You heard it here first.......a woman admitting a man is right :dogrun: Snoopysick: eastdrink048
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2011, 06:34:00 AM
I'm no woman  ;)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 22, 2011, 06:37:35 AM
I'm no woman  ;)
shocked003 scared2: but I thought......... sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 22, 2011, 08:06:00 AM
I'm no woman  ;)

Video and photo evidence at Ascot suggests otherwise  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2011, 08:08:20 AM
 lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 08:09:09 AM
I'm no woman  ;)

Video and photo evidence at Ascot suggests otherwise  whistle:

She is all woman...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 22, 2011, 06:21:44 PM
lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D

Oh yes, you're the Andrew Preview of the VP. You had them all singing the right notes... not necessarily in the right order though  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D

Oh yes, you're the Andrew Preview of the VP. You had them all singing the right notes... not necessarily in the right order though  whistle:

M & W...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2011, 08:02:24 PM
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 08:04:21 PM
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....

Oh dear...  noooo:

Here - a mahoosive glass of P & G grape juice (fermented)...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 22, 2011, 08:20:00 PM
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....

"If any man gazes at that poor unfortunate woman, may God strike him blind"
"I think I'll risk one eye"  eyes:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:

Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....

"If any man gazes at that poor unfortunate woman, may God strike him blind"
"I think I'll risk one eye"  eyes:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: bodiam on December 23, 2011, 06:23:22 AM
poor? unfortunate? noooo: noooo: noooo:woman?  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 23, 2011, 09:26:48 AM
poor? unfortunate? noooo: noooo: noooo:woman?  rubschin: rubschin:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 12:55:55 PM
Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.

Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 12:58:34 PM
Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.

Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?

Oh noes... all hell broke loose when I put the decs up....  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2011, 12:59:25 PM
Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.

Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 01:00:50 PM
Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.

Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?

Oh noes... all hell broke loose when I put the decs up....  noooo:

Thas cos you got no taste
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 01:08:01 PM
See ~ Thas tasteful  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 01:31:15 PM
See ~ Thas tasteful  ;D

Are the lights not working because nobody is at home...?  lol:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 23, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
I saw what you did with the double negative there. noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
I saw what you did with the double negative there. noooo:

Subtle eh?  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2011, 02:31:51 PM
He hasn't got a clue what you mean .  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 02:33:35 PM
He hasn't got a clue what you mean .  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2011, 02:34:24 PM
He hasn't got a clue what you mean .  whistle:

 redface:


 point:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 02:35:02 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
He hasn't got a clue what you mean .  whistle:


More than a nugget of truth in that statement Miss D.
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 07:08:43 PM
He hasn't got a clue what you mean .  whistle:


More than a nugget of truth in that statement Miss D.

Et two Snoopy?  lol:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
lol:

Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service  ;D

It would appear that you led the way in your early days too  point:

Funny Nativity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihQuiyV-lXU#)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2011, 12:24:27 PM
 lol: lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2011, 12:34:18 PM
I was going to post a link I was sent to the World's worst choir but I recall that either you or I posted it some time ago. So for APC and others that may not have seen it... be prepared to cringe or piss your sides (I lasted about ten seconds before deciding that I couldn't watch it again)

Worst Choir ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMJtA8vfpw#)
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Pastis on December 24, 2011, 12:58:57 PM
" ................... "      noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2011, 01:00:02 PM
I'm not clicking it....  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas decs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2011, 01:08:33 PM
I remember that  thanks JOM :thumbsup:

Cracks me up  lol: