The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
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Time to get them up, I think
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Time to get them up, I think
Done! :thumbsup:
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YAY Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas4: Xmas7:
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Ho, ho and fucking ho! Xmas3:
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It's all fucked up you moron
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It's all fucked up you moron
Wha? Shrugs:
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OMG ....I thought my hangover had just got really bad noooo:
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OMG ....I thought my hangover had just got really bad noooo:
It has! eveilgrin:
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It makes my eyes hurt eeek:
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It is gubbed ........... noooo:
with no santa hat......
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It is gubbed ........... noooo:
with no santa hat......
Ho, ho, ho.... Xmas4:
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Frightful. BM is an idiot
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Frightful. BM is an idiot
evil:
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Phew. I will stick with the tinsel round my screen, I think
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Phew. I will stick with the tinsel round my screen, I think
What could pos................ noooo:
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I have another one... whistle:
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eeek:
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eeek:
Ho, ho, ho! happy001
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WTF....................... noooo:
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eeek:
You realise I'm red/green colourblind.
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AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! noooo: noooo:
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My eyes, my eyes cussing:
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Looks like a gayer site........... noooo:
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Have you seen the snowmen on the index page eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I'm off!
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Have you seen the snowmen on the index page eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
They're abominable ;)
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Have you seen the snowmen on the index page eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
They're abominable ;)
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Have you seen the snowmen on the index page eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
They're abominable ;)
happy001
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I'm off!
You wanted it you bastard! cussing:
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I LOVE iiiiittttt!!!!! Xmas6: Xmas7:
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It makes my eyes hurt eeek:
Mine as well noooo:
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Erm...mine is as was...
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I LOVE iiiiittttt!!!!! Xmas6: Xmas7:
Oh yes...? eyes:
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you know it baby ;)
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you know it baby ;)
redface:
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angel1
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What on earth has been going on in here whilst I have been decorating the house? Xmas1:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fc6u85jh09%2FChristmasmas_House_Lights.jpg&hash=97e105c9538f1338be7915dbed6139270f659e3b) (http://postimage.org/image/c6u85jh09/)
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What on earth has been going on in here? Xmas1:
Nick asked me to put the Xmas decs up...
Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?
Then threw a hissy fit when I did... ::)
It's a nightmare. Take it away
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What on earth has been going on in here? Xmas1:
Nick asked me to put the Xmas decs up...
Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?
Then threw a hissy fit when I did... ::)
It's a nightmare. Take it away
Good grief and you took notice of him and did as he asked? eeek: As stated on an earlier post somewhere on here we are doomed, the end is nigh. scared2:
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What on earth has been going on in here? Xmas1:
Nick asked me to put the Xmas decs up...
Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?
Then threw a hissy fit when I did... ::)
It's a nightmare. Take it away
Good grief and you took notice of him and did as he asked? eeek: As stated on an earlier post somewhere on here we are doomed, the end is nigh. scared2:
I know... Banghead
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BM gubbed it all up
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BM gubbed it all up
I bleddy didn't! cussing:
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Where's the deccies gone............ rubschin:
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Well, where are they? You can't have put them back in the loft already. Is it the VP office party tonight, is the mistletoe in place, who's turn is it on the photocopier this year, is it wine o'clock yet? So many questions....
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Mistletoe??? eyes:
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And garlic
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And garlic
Should that not be wine ......... rubschin:
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No more decs... evil:
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BM has finally come to his senses ::)
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No more decs... evil:
:thumbsup: Decs are for gayers and wimps
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BM has finally come to his senses ::)
Should we put the pub Xmas decs up to annoy people, like?
::)
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Can we just have glittery like ? cloud9:
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Can we just have glittery like ? cloud9:
No. ::)
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sad24:
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No more decs... evil:
Can we have some Ants then? Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.
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No more decs... evil:
Can we have some Ants then? Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.
Gary Glitter...? rubschin:
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No more decs... evil:
Can we have some Ants then? Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.
Gary Glitter...? rubschin:
That would need inf ants redface:
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No more decs... evil:
Can we have some Ants then? Glittery Ants with tinsel and baubles like.
Gary Glitter...? rubschin:
That would need inf ants redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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http://youtu.be/sYuOnbEOQPo (http://youtu.be/sYuOnbEOQPo) Its what christmas is all about cussing:
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Its what christmas is all about cussing:
Seemingly, yes, and to be repeated in a house near you in just over a weeks time unfortunately, spoilt little twats.
Had a strong desire to reach out into the screen, grab that little termite by the ankles, gaffa tape her slotty little gob and shove her head first into the wheelie biin wrapping paper on top.
Yea, 'appy crimbo to you too, little bitch. sick2:
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I put up with 50 or seconds of it. cussing: Please tell me it ended horribly for the little brat
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she was Clarksoned....executed in front of her family... and the world rejoiced at the demise of another spoilt little bastard :thumbsup:
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she was Clarksoned....executed in front of her family... and the world rejoiced at the demise of another spoilt little bastard :thumbsup:
Sinister:
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eeek: Good grief I am not sure what I find worse the fact that the child behaves like that or the fact that the parents choose to film it and put it in You Tube. If that had been one of mine I would be ashamed. noooo:
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I put up with 50 or seconds of it. cussing: Please tell me it ended horribly for the little brat
^^^ wot he said ^^^
The word SCHLLAPPPPPP! sprang to mind.... whistle:
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A bullet for the host, a load more for the parents, and loads more for the brats please noooo:
YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ#ws)
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A bullet for the host, a load more for the parents, and loads more for the brats please noooo:
YouTube Challenge - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ#ws)
The kid with the banana is a future porn star for sure.... redface:
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these bastard kids along with their bastard parents should be sent to North Korea to find out what having feck all really means and then lined up against a wall and shot. I would suggest that the parents are middle class civil servants who think that the world owes them a living, which in turn rubs off on the spoilt little brats.....sweeping generalisation which although true may upset one or two members!! whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Oh noes honey , we'd have to value your opinion to be upset by it ;)
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Oh noes honey , we'd have to value your opinion to be upset by it ;)
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Touché
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Oh noes honey , we'd have to value your opinion to be upset by it ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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You're probably correct in many instances Bodi', and I still luv you (manly) regardless. cloud9: :thumbsup:
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I am right Growler old buddy, funny how the truth hurts eh eveilgrin:
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Of course you're right
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Of course you're right
You heard it here first.......a woman admitting a man is right :dogrun: Snoopysick: eastdrink048
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I'm no woman ;)
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I'm no woman ;)
shocked003 scared2: but I thought......... sadsmiley30:
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I'm no woman ;)
Video and photo evidence at Ascot suggests otherwise whistle:
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lol:
Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service ;D
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I'm no woman ;)
Video and photo evidence at Ascot suggests otherwise whistle:
She is all woman... :thumbsup:
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lol:
Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service ;D
Oh yes, you're the Andrew Preview of the VP. You had them all singing the right notes... not necessarily in the right order though whistle:
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lol:
Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service ;D
Oh yes, you're the Andrew Preview of the VP. You had them all singing the right notes... not necessarily in the right order though whistle:
M & W... cloud9:
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I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:
Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....
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I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:
Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....
Oh dear... noooo:
Here - a mahoosive glass of P & G grape juice (fermented)... :thumbsup:
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I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:
Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....
"If any man gazes at that poor unfortunate woman, may God strike him blind"
"I think I'll risk one eye" eyes:
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I am aghast and adrift I fear I may need consolation in the form of grape juice (fermented) I a wrestling with Christmas lights, Mr C is cooking. My life has been turned upside down. I write this desperate message whilst standing on my head. surrender: surrender:
Is M and W what came before your M and S especially for you....
"If any man gazes at that poor unfortunate woman, may God strike him blind"
"I think I'll risk one eye" eyes:
shutup:
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poor? unfortunate? noooo: noooo: noooo:woman? rubschin: rubschin:
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poor? unfortunate? noooo: noooo: noooo:woman? rubschin: rubschin:
sad24:
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Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.
Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?
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Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.
Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?
Oh noes... all hell broke loose when I put the decs up.... noooo:
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Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.
Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?
noooo:
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Strikes me that we could do with some garlands and a bit o tinsel, holly and the like. Come on BM we must have something in the cellar. Wenchy would never have let things slide like this.
Should I have a rummage in those boxes she left on the shelf?
Oh noes... all hell broke loose when I put the decs up.... noooo:
Thas cos you got no taste
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See ~ Thas tasteful ;D
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See ~ Thas tasteful ;D
Are the lights not working because nobody is at home...? lol:
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I saw what you did with the double negative there. noooo:
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I saw what you did with the double negative there. noooo:
Subtle eh? ;D
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He hasn't got a clue what you mean . whistle:
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He hasn't got a clue what you mean . whistle:
redface:
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He hasn't got a clue what you mean . whistle:
redface:
point:
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evil:
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He hasn't got a clue what you mean . whistle:
More than a nugget of truth in that statement Miss D.
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He hasn't got a clue what you mean . whistle:
More than a nugget of truth in that statement Miss D.
Et two Snoopy? lol:
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lol:
Did you see the brilliant way I conducted that carol service ;D
It would appear that you led the way in your early days too point:
Funny Nativity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihQuiyV-lXU#)
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lol: lol: lol:
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I was going to post a link I was sent to the World's worst choir but I recall that either you or I posted it some time ago. So for APC and others that may not have seen it... be prepared to cringe or piss your sides (I lasted about ten seconds before deciding that I couldn't watch it again)
Worst Choir ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMJtA8vfpw#)
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" ................... " noooo: noooo:
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I'm not clicking it.... noooo:
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I remember that thanks JOM :thumbsup:
Cracks me up lol: