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Title: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2011, 08:57:21 AM
Merry Christmas, like  Xmas7:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 24, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
And to you Nick I hope you have a contented, kitten free Christmas and a prosperous 2012 Xmas6:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2011, 09:05:53 AM
Humbug!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2011, 09:14:23 AM
Is it over yet ?    surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 24, 2011, 09:19:12 AM
The dispute has begun.... who has the most presents under the tree.  As there aren't any labels its hard to tell.  Happy Christmas .....


Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2011, 09:34:27 AM
Indeed Merry Christmas one and all .......BTW has anyone actually seen or heard any sign from the bear lately?
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: TG on December 24, 2011, 02:56:53 PM
Good afternoon all. Merry xmas and stuff.

For the record, I got righteously hammered at the works Xmas do.

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2011, 02:58:18 PM
Good afternoon all. Merry xmas and stuff.

For the record, I got righteously hammered at the works Xmas do.

 :thumbsup:

Good man!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2011, 03:01:28 PM
Good afternoon all. Merry xmas and stuff.

For the record, I got righteously hammered at the works Xmas do.

 :thumbsup:

Tsk, tsk, tsk ....you would never see any of us doing something like that  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 24, 2011, 07:52:53 PM
Merry christmas all. After 12 hours of chucking bags around I am having one can of lager and thence to my sick bed.
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2011, 07:54:54 PM
Not Man FLu?  eeek:
 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 24, 2011, 08:01:47 PM
Yes, indeed Nick. At about 11.30 today, whilst out on stand 106, waiting for the Barcelona flight on my own (team hadn't turned up) I coughed so much that I threw up. The passengers waiting to board had a grandstand view!
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
YOu will need lots of brandy, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 24, 2011, 08:33:04 PM
Children have headed pub wise Mr C and I have headed bed wise. M and W in bed.  Happy Christmas one and all hope that it is more than you are expecting. 
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 24, 2011, 08:34:54 PM
Indeed Merry Christmas one and all .......BTW has anyone actually seen or heard any sign from the bear lately?

Oh don't you worry 'bout me. eveilgrin:
 I am here, getting swiftly bladdered on a most excellent array of falling over...... and struggling up the stairs to talk to God on the BIG white blower....juices. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2011, 09:19:27 PM
Growler  cloud9:  Gorrany cake, like?
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 24, 2011, 11:52:59 PM
Growler  cloud9:  Gorrany cake, like?

Yes. Piss off.
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 12:21:50 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 25, 2011, 07:39:05 AM
Happy Christmas one and all, I for one am warming to the idea of Festivus.
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 07:40:41 AM
Merry Christmas!

I've been opening my pressies already!

Cat shit all over the utility room and dog shit and piss all over me garage!

Oh, and all over me too cos it pissed on me when I threw it out and I trod in the shit on the way...

Merry fucking Christmas indeed....  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 07:48:40 AM
 point:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 07:49:40 AM
 cry:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 08:09:43 AM
Buck's Fizz in bed  :thumbsup:  (hic)
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 08:13:29 AM
Buck's Fizz in bed  :thumbsup:  (hic)

All of them?  eeek:

You'll have difficulty making your mind up! See what I did there? See??? happy001

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Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 08:15:57 AM
I don't fancy your two. They look a bit gay  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Pirate on December 25, 2011, 08:17:08 AM
 Xmas7:

Merry Xmas all....
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 08:21:28 AM
I don't fancy your two. They look a bit gay  noooo:

Lezzers like...?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 08:22:31 AM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 08:25:41 AM
Mr Thread?

You started it!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 08:27:20 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2011, 08:45:35 AM
Merry Christmas!

I've been opening my pressies already!

Cat shit all over the utility room and dog shit and piss all over me garage!

Oh, and all over me too cos it pissed on me when I threw it out and I trod in the shit on the way...

Merry fucking Christmas indeed....  cussing:

You're not the first person to get shit presents at Christmas yer know  ::)  Be grateful, they love you  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 08:58:05 AM
Merry Christmas!

I've been opening my pressies already!

Cat shit all over the utility room and dog shit and piss all over me garage!

Oh, and all over me too cos it pissed on me when I threw it out and I trod in the shit on the way...

Merry fucking Christmas indeed....  cussing:

You're not the first person to get shit presents at Christmas yer know  ::)  Be grateful, they love you  whistle:

I can't take them back tho!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 09:00:07 AM
http://www.jesusdressup.com/christmas.html (http://www.jesusdressup.com/christmas.html)

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2011, 09:56:17 AM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS everyone  cloud9:

I have been reduced to a blubbering wreck this morning....The Brat bought me a Kindle  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Which was amazing but then I opened another and it was a frame and she had worked on putting together 3 pictures into one . I pic of her, then one of me then one of my mum. 3 generations of us ....

The frame has wording on the back that says something about mum's carrying children's hearts forever

I was a goner  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2011, 10:00:09 AM
Well gone that girl doing that, well done her mum making her like that, and well done your mum making you like that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 10:01:22 AM
Well gone that girl doing that, well done her mum making her like that, and well done your mum making you like that  :thumbsup:

^^^ wot he said ^^^

What a clever Mummy you must be!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2011, 10:10:22 AM
Well gone that girl doing that, well done her mum making her like that, and well done your mum making you like that  :thumbsup:

A man that covers all his bases  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 10:15:27 AM

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 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 10:37:47 AM
The neighbours's grandson just popped in with some presents. Turned out to be that ginger chappy from the Harry Potter films  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
The neighbours's grandson just popped in with some presents. Turned out to be that ginger chappy from the Harry Potter films  eeek:

Ginger meets ginger...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2011, 10:39:10 AM
Must have been like looking in the mirror  happy001
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 25, 2011, 10:39:53 AM
The neighbours's grandson just popped in with some presents. Turned out to be that ginger chappy from the Harry Potter films  eeek:

WOW! eeek:

How absolutely thrilling  ey? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2011, 10:40:02 AM
Must have been like looking in the mirror  happy001

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 10:42:15 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 25, 2011, 11:34:25 AM
Happy Christmas to all of you.

Grandchildren are such a joy.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Pastis on December 25, 2011, 11:40:46 AM
And a Merry Christmas to all   ;D

Brekkie for neighbour ... Done

Tortoise fed ... Done

Lunch with friends at 1:00   cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 11:43:18 AM
Beware Lego  Snoopysick:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2011, 11:48:30 AM
You're too old for lego..... actually, you're never too old for lego   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 25, 2011, 12:21:23 PM
Happy Christmas to all of you.

Grandchildren are such a joy.  evil:

Do i detect a modicum of sarcasm un your tone? rubschin:

I wouldn't know though really, as i haven't got any (that I know of)  :thumbsup: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 12:23:18 PM
On the thrilledness scale, I wonder how thrilled LL is with BM's present to her (prolly Mini bits  ::))
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2011, 12:28:09 PM
On the thrilledness scale, I wonder how thrilled LL is with BM's present to her (prolly Mini bits  ::))

At least she' use to it  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: bodiam on December 25, 2011, 12:35:43 PM
As a wise man once said ''I FECKIN HATE CHRISSMASS''  Finger:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2011, 12:48:12 PM
On the thrilledness scale, I wonder how thrilled LL is with BM's present to her (prolly Mini bits  ::))

At least she' use to it  whistle:

 ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 12:54:23 PM
I gather Mrs Nick is as inefficient as ever. The Boy informs me that they are now decorating the tree, lunch will be at 7.00 and they have not yet opened their presents noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 25, 2011, 12:59:01 PM
I gather Mrs Nick is as inefficient as ever. The Boy informs me that they are now decorating the tree, lunch will be at 7.00 and they have not yet opened their presents noooo:

 eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 25, 2011, 01:01:12 PM
I gather Mrs Nick is as inefficient as ever. The Boy informs me that they are now decorating the tree, lunch will be at 7.00 and they have not yet opened HIS presents noooo:

 eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo: shutup: Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2011, 01:26:43 PM
I gather Mrs Nick is as inefficient as ever. The Boy informs me that they are now decorating the tree, lunch will be at 7.00 and they have not yet opened their presents noooo:


Bet she's dragged him to mass tho'  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 01:27:57 PM
Indeed she did  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: GROWLER on December 25, 2011, 01:36:08 PM
Indeed she did  ::)

Does she ever come in here as a 'guest' viewer, and if so, do I have your permission to leave her a special GROWLER greeting? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 01:42:47 PM
She tried to enlist once  eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2011, 01:44:27 PM
Her known ISP addresses are on the banned list  whistle:



Purely for Health n Safety reasons you understand.
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 01:45:43 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 03:18:34 PM
Big Sis made us all watch Brief ENcounter earlier  ::)  Then we watched the Queen

Great Niece remarked that the QUeen is the only person in the world to talk like Celia Johnson  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2011, 06:04:12 PM
Purely by coincidence I heard that Celia Johnson is the only person in the world that speaks like the Queen  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
I'd pass that on, but everyone here is snoring  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 25, 2011, 08:19:54 PM
I got an ear/nasal hair trimmer and a bottle of Mrs Bridges humbugs. Sarky sods!
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 09:18:56 AM
http://youtu.be/WpPN1cEYlHY (http://youtu.be/WpPN1cEYlHY)
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2011, 09:21:10 AM
I got an ear/nasal hair trimmer and a bottle of Mrs Bridges humbugs. Sarky sods!

How inappropriate  lol:

I love my Kindle  cloud9: - downloaded lots of books on it already  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2011, 09:34:13 AM
 This one  (http://www.amazon.com/Vodka-Companion-Connoisseurs-Guide/dp/0762402520)  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 09:40:14 AM
This one  (http://www.amazon.com/Vodka-Companion-Connoisseurs-Guide/dp/0762402520)  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2011, 09:49:31 AM
 noooo:

2012 - Miss D's dry year  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 09:50:24 AM
noooo:

2012 - Miss D'd dry year  whistle:

I'll settle for January....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2011, 10:13:06 AM
noooo:

2012 - Miss D's dry year  whistle:

Surely you're far too young for all that malarkey  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Merry Christmas thread (especially Growler)
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 10:24:02 AM
noooo:

2012 - Miss D's dry year  whistle:

Surely you're far too young for all that malarkey  angel1

Smooth!  :thumbsup: