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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 24, 2011, 09:19:57 AM
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Someone has just been round to deliver a present to Big Sis. SHe is a keen knitter. The book is called "Knit your own Wedding" whacky115
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Correction: Knit your own Royal Wedding whacky115 whacky115
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
drumroll:
happy001
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
Crackers out early........ noooo:
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
Crackers out early........ noooo:
They've let Nick out???? scared2:
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Are we going to be having a VP unwanted pressy Swap Shop again ? rubschin:
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I have a feeling BM might not like his rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.happyplace.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F2011%2F12%2F4ef4b25383c36.jpg&hash=c09d1f78bb2a3bc8eaf917728468ec95304051b1)
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I have a feeling BM might not like his rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.happyplace.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F2011%2F12%2F4ef4b25383c36.jpg&hash=c09d1f78bb2a3bc8eaf917728468ec95304051b1)
Ewwww!
Who got you that...? rubschin:
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I seem to have adopted a donkey whacky115
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Why what's Adam done now ?
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It was from Pink Sis. It may be the same one I shampooed rubschin:
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Nick's donkey delivers his online shopping from Tesco
Overloaded donkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlECeasJYPw#)
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cussing:
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BiL has had tinsel added to his crutches, like noooo:
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Bound to unravel and trip him up noooo:
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Bound to unravel and trip him up noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
lol: lol: I have seen the 'knit the royal wedding thing recently. It was massively reduced.
I have been given a vibrating plastic frog, the amphibian type rather than the garlic munching type. noooo:
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
lol: lol: I have seen the 'knit the royal wedding thing recently. It was massively reduced.
Had it been in Nick's washing machine I wonder...? rubschin:
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Knight one, Earl one redface:
lol: lol: I have seen the 'knit the royal wedding thing recently. It was massively reduced.
Had it been in Nick's washing machine I wonder...? rubschin:
drumroll:
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A milk saucepan.
The only weird thing about it is that I asked for it. As you do. :thumbsup:
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Can you fry milk? rubschin:
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Can you fry milk? rubschin:
I suppose if you used a frying pan you could.
I am of course applying the "Estate Agent" principle here. You know the one that says because a room contains a bed it must be a bedroom and if it has a desk in it it must be a study. When one local agent noted a desk in my study and a computer on a side table in the front room he became confused and suggested that we had His and Hers Studies. I pointed out that the room with a piano was simply a reception room. The presence of a piano did not make it the fvcking Albert Hall. Banghead
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Can you fry milk? rubschin:
I suppose if you used a frying pan you could.
I am of course applying the "Estate Agent" principle here. You know the one that says because a room contains a bed it must be a bedroom and if it has a desk in it it must be a study. When one local agent noted a desk in my study and a computer on a side table in the front room he became confused and suggested that we had His and Hers Studies. I pointed out that the room with a piano was simply a reception room. The presence of a piano did not make it the fvcking Albert Hall. Banghead
I suppose a commode in the bedroom gives it an 'en-suite bathroom' ?
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Can you fry milk? rubschin:
I suppose if you used a frying pan you could.
I am of course applying the "Estate Agent" principle here. You know the one that says because a room contains a bed it must be a bedroom and if it has a desk in it it must be a study. When one local agent noted a desk in my study and a computer on a side table in the front room he became confused and suggested that we had His and Hers Studies. I pointed out that the room with a piano was simply a reception room. The presence of a piano did not make it the fvcking Albert Hall. Banghead
I suppose a commode in the bedroom gives it an 'en-suite bathroom' ?
That indeed seems to be their way of thinking.
We had a bidet fitted in the bathroom some years back. Not one estate agent could think of how to describe it. ::)
Reading through their various descriptions of the house we saw "Modern 4 piece bathroom suite" "Luxury bathroom fittings" and even "Additional bathroom fittings" Not one could bring themselves to say "& Bidet" ..... but then I never cease to be surprised at the number of the kids friends who make a fuss when they see it...... And these are the ones whose parents are forever jetting off to one Costa or another on holiday. You'd think they would have encountered a simple arse washing device that has been around for centuries.
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Can you fry milk? rubschin:
I suppose if you used a frying pan you could.
I am of course applying the "Estate Agent" principle here. You know the one that says because a room contains a bed it must be a bedroom and if it has a desk in it it must be a study. When one local agent noted a desk in my study and a computer on a side table in the front room he became confused and suggested that we had His and Hers Studies. I pointed out that the room with a piano was simply a reception room. The presence of a piano did not make it the fvcking Albert Hall. Banghead
I suppose a commode in the bedroom gives it an 'en-suite bathroom' ?
That indeed seems to be their way of thinking.
We had a bidet fitted in the bathroom some years back. Not one estate agent could think of how to describe it. ::)
Reading through their various descriptions of the house we saw "Modern 4 piece bathroom suite" "Luxury bathroom fittings" and even "Additional bathroom fittings" Not one could bring themselves to say "& Bidet" ..... but then I never cease to be surprised at the number of the kids friends who make a fuss when they see it...... And these are the ones whose parents are forever jetting off to one Costa or another on holiday. You'd think they would have encountered a simple arse washing device that has been around for centuries.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freeclipartnow.com%2Fd%2F40493-1%2Fdrinking-fountain-inv.jpg&hash=a31cba3d28c6687f271257847cdbf66128e35a49)
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Rhod Gilbert's Toothbrush- Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Christmas 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9wNO26Bn8#ws)
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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What makes it so funny is that there is so much truth in what we are laughing at
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
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You missed out on a bargain then ;)
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
Phillips "Flexcare"
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
Phillips "Flexcare"
Sonicare.... redface:
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
Phillips "Flexcare"
Sonicare.... redface:
Oh ~ How last year is that. Flexcare is their latest in the Sonicare range.
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Colgate toothbrushes from Poundland :thumbsup:
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
Phillips "Flexcare"
Sonicare.... redface:
Oh ~ How last year is that. Flexcare is their latest in the Sonicare range.
Oh hold on tho... that is wot I got! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003HGHBTC) :thumbsup:
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But that's not even got an on-board computer noooo: , you need one of these (http://www.handpickedcollection.com/traditional-abacus.html?gclid=CO2dgqudrK0CFYEhtAod7lDzGw)
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
Phillips "Flexcare"
Sonicare.... redface:
Oh ~ How last year is that. Flexcare is their latest in the Sonicare range.
Oh hold on tho... that is wot I got! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003HGHBTC) :thumbsup:
And is it honestly any better than dropping your teeth into a glass of water and sterodent by the bed?
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But that's not even got an on-board computer noooo: , you need one of these (http://www.handpickedcollection.com/traditional-abacus.html?gclid=CO2dgqudrK0CFYEhtAod7lDzGw)
lol: lol: lol:
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I didn't even know they made any at that price eeek:
Phillips "Flexcare"
Sonicare.... redface:
Oh ~ How last year is that. Flexcare is their latest in the Sonicare range.
Oh hold on tho... that is wot I got! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003HGHBTC) :thumbsup:
And is it honestly any better than dropping your teeth into a glass of water and sterodent by the bed?
When I get to that stage I'll let you know.... ;)
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Correction: Knit your own Royal Wedding whacky115 whacky115
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fq7trka39p%2Fwedding.jpg&hash=55e67433586722e7c6652e3b61e9e677b9f6d662) (http://postimage.org/image/q7trka39p/)
Just what we all need.
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I'm filling up sad24: It's just like it was on the day sad24: sad24:
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Shall I get Sis to knit one for you?