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Title: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 31, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
Trains, burglars, jet engines, the M23. Happy New Year!
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
What can possibly go wrong?

c.f. 2011
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 08:40:43 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 31, 2011, 08:41:23 PM
Bronze , silver and gold shades of shit  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2011, 08:42:44 PM
Happy New Year everybody... I'm not waiting for midnight, the shite will be here soon enough....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 08:44:12 PM
mORE CAT WOES?
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2011, 08:45:45 PM
As opposed to CAPS woes.
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 08:48:13 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 31, 2011, 09:00:55 PM
As opposed to CAPS woes.

 lol: lol:

Or cops woes in the case of Miss D
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
And so many others  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 31, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quite so, still The Brat has cot woes.
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Pastis on January 01, 2012, 12:42:09 AM
Mayhem ... in the shape of a herd of Danish revellers   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 01, 2012, 02:33:51 AM
Happy New Year to all VPers.

You are all my beshtest mates.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2012, 07:06:31 AM
Happy New Year to all VPers.

You are all my beshtest mates.  cloud9:

Aww that's nice.

Are you up late or up early Darwin?
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2012, 08:24:04 AM
Happy new year to all of you
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 08:26:30 AM
Have a great one everybody!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2012, 08:52:53 AM
Happy new year to all on here.  I hope that it is on the whole a good one for you.
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 01, 2012, 09:07:27 AM
I'd like to wish everyone a very happy and prosperous new year.


However, on the balance of probabilities it's not likely to be 2012  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2012, 09:09:31 AM
 lol:

Very true though  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 09:59:06 AM
Yes, lets face reality - 2012 will be shite by any standards...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
Pink Sis reports


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well its been a very long time since I came home from a party with my underwear in my handbag!! What a great New Years Eve !!!
eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 04:02:55 PM
Who the hell wears undies to a party?
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2012, 04:04:32 PM
Confession time  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2012, 04:08:45 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2012, 04:24:58 PM
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well its been a very long time since I came home from a party with my underwear in my handbag!! What a great New Years Eve !!!
eeek:

Whose underwear does she normally come home with  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:39:26 PM
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well its been a very long time since I came home from a party with my underwear in my handbag!! What a great New Years Eve !!!
eeek:

Whose underwear does she normally come home with  rubschin:

Nicks?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2012, 11:37:34 PM
Are they both from Norfolk?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:02:39 AM
Meet the new year... same as the old year... remarkably so actually, just been clearing up cat shite....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
 happy100  Oh dear.  Same old same old....Just a thought why not keeeel the cat?
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 08:48:36 AM
happy100  Oh dear.  Same old same old....Just a thought why not keeeel the cat?

The thought has occurred to me....   evil:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Just One More on January 02, 2012, 09:05:56 AM
Relax everybody, it's gonna be a wonderful year,  "we will feel pride in who we are"  (http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16140701), he'd have been better saying, "look, the country's fucked"  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 09:08:22 AM
Nope , not watching the news. Should be sponsored by the Samaritans  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 09:32:16 AM
Relax everybody, it's gonna be a wonderful year,  "we will feel pride in who we are"  (http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16140701), he'd have been better saying, "look, the country's fucked"  noooo:

What a useless c**t....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 02, 2012, 09:33:58 AM
Sounds like circuses without the bread to me.
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 09:35:19 AM
Sounds like circuses without the bread to me.

Indeed!  lol: lol: lol:

And you have to pay to got to the circus!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 09:39:54 AM
Sounds like circuses without the bread to me.

Indeed!  lol: lol: lol:

And you have to pay to got to the circus!  evil:

Not if you work there.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clownsforhire.com%2Fartwork%2Fbalancingclown.gif&hash=e80c32a21d4689eb7286c5a963dd5be9ce63a4aa)

Sorry Miss D
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 10:00:21 AM
and I voted for you  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 10:12:25 AM
and I voted for you  sad24:
redface:

I did choose the least threatening cartoon clown picture I could find, not a really sinister one.   cry:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 10:18:58 AM
But he's still wearing surgical gloves for when they cut you open as they are all really mass murderer's  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 02, 2012, 10:20:55 AM
But he's still wearing surgical gloves for when they cut you open as they are all really mass murderer's  scared2:

And there we have our very first Greengrocer's apostrophe of 2012!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Happy 2012 thread
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 10:21:39 AM
 :thumbsup: