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Title: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
WHat do we think the options are?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2012, 03:46:40 PM
False census info................. rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2012, 03:57:12 PM
Being a big Jessie?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 03:58:13 PM
I stopped the car this morning opposite the police station to tell the 'white lining' man that he had the 'S' back to front (he was painting ƧTOP on the road  ::))...

But apparently it is not to do with that....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2012, 03:59:12 PM
Crimes against fashion ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
Goat bothering ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 04:00:41 PM
Crimes against fashion ?  rubschin:

I had my new Baretta underpants on today...  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2012, 04:01:05 PM
Crimes against fashion ?  rubschin:

...and dancing...
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 04:01:26 PM
Goat bothering ?  rubschin:

I nearly ran one over today....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2012, 04:02:04 PM
Crimes against fashion ?  rubschin:

I had my new Baretta underpants on today...  rubschin:

Only underpants.......... eeek:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Pastis on January 04, 2012, 04:03:58 PM
Crimes against fashion ?  rubschin:

I had my new Baretta underpants on today...  rubschin:

I thought a Baretta was a pistol.. oh, I get it ...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2012, 04:04:22 PM
Maggot flashing then  lol:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 04:05:04 PM
Crimes against fashion ?  rubschin:

I had my new Baretta underpants on today...  rubschin:

Only underpants.......... eeek:

Well no....  ::)

I did show them off by the side of the m0otorway tho....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: bodiam on January 04, 2012, 07:58:52 PM
http://youtu.be/PCqadBcm9DY (http://youtu.be/PCqadBcm9DY)        point:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 10:10:02 AM
Well, he's gone  noooo:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 10:19:21 AM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

Nope. Still a free man....  angel1
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 10:20:15 AM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

Nope. Still a free man....  angel1

Yeah right ,,,,,,,,,,ask LL........... whistle:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 10:29:32 AM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

Nope. Still a free man....  angel1

Yeah right ,,,,,,,,,,ask LL........... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 05, 2012, 10:57:18 AM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

Will you please stop messing with my mind.  How would you like it if we all went around wearing each-others avatars you would be confused and bewildered. evil:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 11:03:07 AM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

Will you please stop messing with my mind.  How would you like it if we all went around wearing each-others avatars you would be confused and bewildered. evil:

Can I wear your stockings...?  redface:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 05, 2012, 11:05:54 AM
Indeed you may but only over your head just to fool the police into thinking that you are just plain weird as opposed to a criminal of the worst sort. angel1
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 11:07:11 AM
Indeed you may but only over your head just to fool the police into thinking that you are just plain weird as opposed to a criminal of the worst sort. angel1

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 01:37:01 PM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

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Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 01:43:12 PM
Well, he's gone  noooo:

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 evil:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 03:51:28 PM
This lack of incarceration is very annoying. evil:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 03:53:06 PM
This lack of incarceration is very annoying. evil:

Still no call - bollox to them!  cussing:

LL wants me to hand myself in....  lol:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 03:55:11 PM
So, who did you shoot?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 03:59:33 PM
So, who did you shoot?

Myself in the foot by telling you lot!  lol:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 04:02:26 PM
Am I the only law-abiding member of the Smug club.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 04:02:51 PM
So, who did you shoot?

Myself in the foot by telling you lot!  lol:
So, why are you wanted by the plod? Popcorn:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 04:04:19 PM
So, who did you shoot?

Myself in the foot by telling you lot!  lol:
So, why are you wanted by the plod? Popcorn:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 04:06:01 PM
Am I the only law-abiding member of the Smug club.............. rubschin:

Oh noes... I'm sure Miss T is as pure as the driven snow on Mount Olympus!  cloud9:











happy002
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 04:24:48 PM
 Finger:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 04:26:37 PM
Finger:

Potty mouth - get yer avatart sorted....  ::)
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 04:42:45 PM
better?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 04:43:03 PM
better?

 evil:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 04:43:49 PM
 Jail:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 05:14:48 PM
Just got the call - off to the police station now....  scared2:

I'm just going outside - I may be some time....
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 05:16:13 PM
Just got the call - off to the police station now....  scared2:

I'm just going outside - I may be some time....

Anyone got LL's number ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 05:17:12 PM
It's always bad when they get you in after dark scared2:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 05:18:07 PM
Just got the call - off to the police station now....  scared2:

I'm just going outside - I may be some time....

Well it is not a traffic offence........... eeek:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 05:19:14 PM
Murder?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 05:21:56 PM
It's always bad when they get you in after dark scared2:


Better by far to be invited in after dark than to be taken in after the good old "four a.m. knock".

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Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 05, 2012, 05:24:38 PM
20p, 50p...
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Pirate on January 05, 2012, 05:25:56 PM
 Sinister:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 05:26:21 PM
"Would you like your kicking before the questioning or afterwards Sir?"
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Pirate on January 05, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
or 'Would you like to be present when we write your statement, Sir'
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 05:30:05 PM
Stripes are not always flattering. Can BM carry them off?


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Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
"Unfortunately Your Honour, the defendant lost his footing at the top of the stairs leading to the cells and managed, somehow, to come into contact with his face on each of the 13 steps  on the way to the bottom ..... A police surgeon was immediately sent for to tend his injuries"
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Pirate on January 05, 2012, 05:31:00 PM
He couldn't lie straight in bed...
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 05:32:23 PM
They'll prolly go for his shins like  sick2:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Pirate on January 05, 2012, 05:34:29 PM
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 05:35:04 PM
I bet it will be summat stoopid like an expired dog licence or an unpaid parking ticket.
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2012, 05:35:58 PM
At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.

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Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 05:37:16 PM
at least he will make some new friends like....
 whistle:


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Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
Maybe Baldy gave his details on the census ...... ;D
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 05:39:02 PM
At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.

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At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.

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Who is the one they call Miss D? Tell us and we can make things easier for you
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 05, 2012, 05:46:53 PM
God help his...


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Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2012, 06:01:56 PM
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 whistle:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 06:06:27 PM
He's not back yet........... scared2:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2012, 06:10:56 PM
How much shrapnel is left in the bail out fund ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 06:12:34 PM
Nah, he would like some quiet time away from LL and the cats
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 06:14:26 PM
How much shrapnel is left in the bail out fund ?  rubschin:

I will order some files from amazon.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 06:16:37 PM
How much shrapnel is left in the bail out fund ?  rubschin:

I will order some files from amazon.......... :thumbsup:

I suspect he may prefer a Ring Binder  whistle:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 06:17:22 PM
I'm back!  cloud9:

I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 06:18:20 PM
I'm back!  cloud9:

I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve....  rubschin:


LL will kick your ass for that statement.......... noooo:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 06:18:59 PM
I'm back!  cloud9:

I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve....  rubschin:


LL will kick your ass for that statement.......... noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 06:18:52 PM
I'm back!  cloud9:

I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve....  rubschin:
What was her name?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 06:19:15 PM
I'm back!  cloud9:

I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve....  rubschin:
What was her name?

Puppy...  redface:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2012, 06:20:06 PM
 rubschin:

N'ah ...unbelievable  whistle:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 06:20:51 PM
rubschin:

N'ah ...unbelievable  whistle:

Its bleddy true!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 06:22:11 PM
I bet they grilled him about LL's disappearance
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2012, 06:24:09 PM
He simply offered to show the likkle girl his puppy  whistle:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 06:24:36 PM
I bet they grilled him about LL's disappearance

 noooo:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 06:26:51 PM
He simply offered to see the likkle girl's puppies  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
He simply offered to show the likkle girl his puppy  whistle:

Is that what he call it  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 06:31:08 PM
He simply offered to see the likkle girl's puppies  whistle:

 redface:

Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 06:39:10 PM
apc made me say it  surrender:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Just One More on January 05, 2012, 06:41:32 PM
20p, 50p...

 ;D

Didn't it use to be sixpence, half-a-crown  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 06:45:34 PM
20p, 50p...

 ;D

Didn't it use to be sixpence, half-a-crown  rubschin:

Half a euro just doesn't have the same ring does it?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Just One More on January 05, 2012, 06:57:43 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 07:11:58 PM
 Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 07:12:36 PM
Mr Pot ...... Meet Mr Kettle
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:14:53 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

He grassed me up prolly!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 07:16:13 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

He grassed me up prolly!  cussing:


I thought you'd converted to gravel  ;D
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 07:16:28 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

He grassed me up prolly!  cussing:



You think he can remember the last 2 weeks .......... noooo:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:17:46 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

He grassed me up prolly!  cussing:



You think he can remember the last 2 weeks .......... noooo:

Good point well made....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:18:34 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

He grassed me up prolly!  cussing:


I thought you'd converted to gravel  ;D

I decided against deploying such an obviously contrived pun.  ::)
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 07:19:45 PM
Touché old bean  fence:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 07:22:27 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

Baldy 08:18:46 PM    Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.

Slow reader is he?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 07:23:52 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

Baldy 08:18:46 PM    Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.

Slow reader is he?


Prison internet must be crap........... whistle:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2012, 07:26:56 PM
Feck off!
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2012, 07:27:26 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:28:45 PM
Baldy       08:10:27 PM     Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.


 ;D ;D ;D

Baldy 08:18:46 PM    Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.

Slow reader is he?

He has to run his finger across all the werds....  lol:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Just One More on January 05, 2012, 07:34:30 PM
For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man"  ;D

Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2012, 07:40:16 PM
I know the type. Last one I met had a bodyguard called Sven  scared2:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:40:52 PM
For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man"  ;D

Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)

Thass him!  eeek:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2012, 07:41:31 PM
For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man"  ;D

Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)

At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:44:08 PM
For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man"  ;D

Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)

At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Just One More on January 05, 2012, 07:45:09 PM
For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man"  ;D

Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)

At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:

 happy001

The one on the left, or the one on the right  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Misty on January 05, 2012, 07:45:39 PM
yes it is, but who is that with his hand up his arse?
Title: Re: BM gets arrested
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2012, 07:45:56 PM
For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man"  ;D

Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)

At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:

 happy001

The one on the left, or the one on the right  rubschin:

 cussing: