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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
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WHat do we think the options are?
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False census info................. rubschin:
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Being a big Jessie?
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I stopped the car this morning opposite the police station to tell the 'white lining' man that he had the 'S' back to front (he was painting ƧTOP on the road ::))...
But apparently it is not to do with that.... rubschin:
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Crimes against fashion ? rubschin:
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Goat bothering ? rubschin:
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Crimes against fashion ? rubschin:
I had my new Baretta underpants on today... rubschin:
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Crimes against fashion ? rubschin:
...and dancing...
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Goat bothering ? rubschin:
I nearly ran one over today.... rubschin:
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Crimes against fashion ? rubschin:
I had my new Baretta underpants on today... rubschin:
Only underpants.......... eeek:
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Crimes against fashion ? rubschin:
I had my new Baretta underpants on today... rubschin:
I thought a Baretta was a pistol.. oh, I get it ... noooo:
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Maggot flashing then lol:
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Crimes against fashion ? rubschin:
I had my new Baretta underpants on today... rubschin:
Only underpants.......... eeek:
Well no.... ::)
I did show them off by the side of the m0otorway tho.... rubschin:
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http://youtu.be/PCqadBcm9DY (http://youtu.be/PCqadBcm9DY) point:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
Nope. Still a free man.... angel1
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Well, he's gone noooo:
Nope. Still a free man.... angel1
Yeah right ,,,,,,,,,,ask LL........... whistle:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
Nope. Still a free man.... angel1
Yeah right ,,,,,,,,,,ask LL........... whistle:
evil:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
Will you please stop messing with my mind. How would you like it if we all went around wearing each-others avatars you would be confused and bewildered. evil:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
Will you please stop messing with my mind. How would you like it if we all went around wearing each-others avatars you would be confused and bewildered. evil:
Can I wear your stockings...? redface:
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Indeed you may but only over your head just to fool the police into thinking that you are just plain weird as opposed to a criminal of the worst sort. angel1
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Indeed you may but only over your head just to fool the police into thinking that you are just plain weird as opposed to a criminal of the worst sort. angel1
rubschin:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
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Well, he's gone noooo:
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evil:
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This lack of incarceration is very annoying. evil:
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This lack of incarceration is very annoying. evil:
Still no call - bollox to them! cussing:
LL wants me to hand myself in.... lol:
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So, who did you shoot?
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So, who did you shoot?
Myself in the foot by telling you lot! lol:
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Am I the only law-abiding member of the Smug club.............. rubschin:
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So, who did you shoot?
Myself in the foot by telling you lot! lol:
So, why are you wanted by the plod? Popcorn:
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So, who did you shoot?
Myself in the foot by telling you lot! lol:
So, why are you wanted by the plod? Popcorn:
Shrugs:
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Am I the only law-abiding member of the Smug club.............. rubschin:
Oh noes... I'm sure Miss T is as pure as the driven snow on Mount Olympus! cloud9:
happy002
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Finger:
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Finger:
Potty mouth - get yer avatart sorted.... ::)
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better?
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better?
evil:
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Jail:
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Just got the call - off to the police station now.... scared2:
I'm just going outside - I may be some time....
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Just got the call - off to the police station now.... scared2:
I'm just going outside - I may be some time....
Anyone got LL's number ........... rubschin:
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It's always bad when they get you in after dark scared2:
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Just got the call - off to the police station now.... scared2:
I'm just going outside - I may be some time....
Well it is not a traffic offence........... eeek:
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Murder?
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It's always bad when they get you in after dark scared2:
Better by far to be invited in after dark than to be taken in after the good old "four a.m. knock".
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20p, 50p...
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Sinister:
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"Would you like your kicking before the questioning or afterwards Sir?"
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or 'Would you like to be present when we write your statement, Sir'
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Stripes are not always flattering. Can BM carry them off?
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"Unfortunately Your Honour, the defendant lost his footing at the top of the stairs leading to the cells and managed, somehow, to come into contact with his face on each of the 13 steps on the way to the bottom ..... A police surgeon was immediately sent for to tend his injuries"
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He couldn't lie straight in bed...
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They'll prolly go for his shins like sick2:
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status
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I bet it will be summat stoopid like an expired dog licence or an unpaid parking ticket.
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At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.
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at least he will make some new friends like....
whistle:
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Maybe Baldy gave his details on the census ...... ;D
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At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.
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At least in Cyprus the water will be warm.
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Who is the one they call Miss D? Tell us and we can make things easier for you
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God help his...
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whistle:
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He's not back yet........... scared2:
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How much shrapnel is left in the bail out fund ? rubschin:
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Nah, he would like some quiet time away from LL and the cats
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How much shrapnel is left in the bail out fund ? rubschin:
I will order some files from amazon.......... :thumbsup:
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How much shrapnel is left in the bail out fund ? rubschin:
I will order some files from amazon.......... :thumbsup:
I suspect he may prefer a Ring Binder whistle:
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I'm back! cloud9:
I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve.... rubschin:
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I'm back! cloud9:
I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve.... rubschin:
LL will kick your ass for that statement.......... noooo:
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I'm back! cloud9:
I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve.... rubschin:
LL will kick your ass for that statement.......... noooo:
redface:
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I'm back! cloud9:
I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve.... rubschin:
What was her name?
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I'm back! cloud9:
I had to make a written statement about the dog that followed me home on Xmas eve.... rubschin:
What was her name?
Puppy... redface:
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rubschin:
N'ah ...unbelievable whistle:
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rubschin:
N'ah ...unbelievable whistle:
Its bleddy true! cussing:
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I bet they grilled him about LL's disappearance
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He simply offered to show the likkle girl his puppy whistle:
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I bet they grilled him about LL's disappearance
noooo:
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He simply offered to see the likkle girl's puppies whistle:
redface:
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He simply offered to show the likkle girl his puppy whistle:
Is that what he call it happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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He simply offered to see the likkle girl's puppies whistle:
redface:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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apc made me say it surrender:
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20p, 50p...
;D
Didn't it use to be sixpence, half-a-crown rubschin:
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20p, 50p...
;D
Didn't it use to be sixpence, half-a-crown rubschin:
Half a euro just doesn't have the same ring does it?
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:thumbsup:
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
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Mr Pot ...... Meet Mr Kettle
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
He grassed me up prolly! cussing:
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
He grassed me up prolly! cussing:
I thought you'd converted to gravel ;D
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
He grassed me up prolly! cussing:
You think he can remember the last 2 weeks .......... noooo:
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
He grassed me up prolly! cussing:
You think he can remember the last 2 weeks .......... noooo:
Good point well made.... rubschin:
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
He grassed me up prolly! cussing:
I thought you'd converted to gravel ;D
I decided against deploying such an obviously contrived pun. ::)
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Touché old bean fence:
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
Baldy 08:18:46 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
Slow reader is he?
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
Baldy 08:18:46 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
Slow reader is he?
Prison internet must be crap........... whistle:
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Feck off!
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lol: lol: lol:
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Baldy 08:10:27 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
;D ;D ;D
Baldy 08:18:46 PM Viewing the topic BM gets arrested.
Slow reader is he?
He has to run his finger across all the werds.... lol:
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For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man" ;D
Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
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I know the type. Last one I met had a bodyguard called Sven scared2:
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For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man" ;D
Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
Thass him! eeek:
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For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man" ;D
Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:
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For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man" ;D
Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:
evil:
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For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man" ;D
Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:
happy001
The one on the left, or the one on the right rubschin:
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yes it is, but who is that with his hand up his arse?
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For some reason Baldy always reminds me of "Shake Hands Man" ;D
Boys from the black stuff pub scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I8-0eDxaY#)
At 2.55.............is that BM too........... rubschin:
happy001
The one on the left, or the one on the right rubschin:
cussing: