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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on January 06, 2012, 07:44:14 PM
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I just spoke to her and offered medical advice.
I doubt she will last the weekend noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Can we organise a suitable floral tribute. A flowery axe perchance?
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I will go quietly like , I wouldn't want to make a fuss like , especially when others here have achooool man flu redface:
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I am organising a whip round for a coffin. BM is supplying unlimited voddy for the wake :thumbsup:
Yay
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I just spoke to her and offered medical advice.
I doubt she will last the weekend
I suspect these two sentences are not unrelated.... rubschin:
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He made me larf , which was not good for my condition lol:
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I offered to give her a good rub, which is when she choked cry:
I have high hopes for Tipsy tomorrow :thumbsup:
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I will go quietly like , I wouldn't want to make a fuss like , especially when others here have achooool man flu redface:
Recognition cloud9: Official recognition cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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But she has man flu too, so she understands like :thumbsup:
If she lives, of course noooo:
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I will go quietly like , I wouldn't want to make a fuss like , especially when others here have achooool man flu redface:
We will all be devastated.
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad24:
Have you promised your iphone thingy to anyone yet?
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She has left The Brat to Growler who will bring her up by paw cloud9:
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I am organising a whip round for a coffin. BM is supplying unlimited voddy for the wake :thumbsup:
Yay
A whip around and a piss up eh...she sounds normal to me
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Still dying sad24:
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If it's of any consolation, Miss D, it soon passes.
But a week later it comes back with a vengeance...
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I offered to give her a good rub, which is when she choked cry:
I have high hopes for Tipsy tomorrow :thumbsup:
noooo:
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I am feeling betterer now .....bit snivelly still and with a sore nose but back on track :thumbsup:
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I am feeling betterer now .....bit snivelly still and with a sore nose but back on track :thumbsup:
Back to werk tomorrer then...? happy100
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I know ......sick in my own time. I am a feckin eejit Banghead
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I am feeling betterer now .....bit snivelly still and with a sore nose but back on track :thumbsup:
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I am feeling betterer now .....bit snivelly still and with a sore nose but back on track :thumbsup:
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Noooooo noooo:....it's her drinking partners that end up there ...... whistle:
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The bug is spreading. I've just phoned the dentist to cancel this afternoon's appontment only to be told that they were about to call me to cancel the appointment because Amy (my dentist) has also rung in sick. She prolly has "a bit of a cold" ::)
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lol:
Or knew you were due in today whistle:
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My nose is peeling , all dried and crusty like on the outside noooo:
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Snap, WhereTF does all that snot come from noooo:
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I thought I was going to drown this weekend.
Used the softest tissues.
Used Vaseline on the nose several times a day to ease the soreness.
Still the crust factor noooo:
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I thought I was going to drown this weekend.
Used the softest tissues.
Used Vaseline on the nose several times a day to ease the soreness.
Still the crust factor noooo:
Typical woman. Using tissues is the worstest thing to do. Simply inhale all the snot back up until you get a good mouthful and then flob the resulting docker's oyster onto the pavement, all classy like :thumbsup:
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Oh no, that's disgusting sick2:
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I am full of snot all of a sudden with some hacking coff sad24:
Only a rub from Tipsy can save my life surrender:
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I am full of snot all of a sudden with some hacking coff sad24:
Only a rub from Tipsy can save my life surrender:
Poor Nick sad24: I liked him rubschin: ............sort of
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I am full of snot all of a sudden with some hacking coff sad24:
Only a rub from Tipsy can save my life surrender:
Poor Nick sad24: I liked him rubschin: ............sort of
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Send Tipsy, with vaseline, and Lycra. I will wait up................. sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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I am full of snot all of a sudden with some hacking coff sad24:
Only a rub from Tipsy can save my life surrender:
Poor Nick sad24: I liked him rubschin: ............sort of
Me too. I only met him the once and we shared a few pints of Young's in pub in Wandsworth. In those 2 and a half hours he convinced me that he was quite, quite endearingly bonkers. R.I.P. Nick, I'll wave a white flag for you surrender:
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Another restless night, another snot-filled morning, another day of feeling as weak as a kitten, another day of working from the settee surrender:
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Poor you , we shall look after you. I've put a little bell next to the sofa, if you have enough strength just give it a little tinkle.
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When I have the strength, I shall use the en-suite for me little tinkle like
Rab C. Nesbitt. Broke. Series 10 Episode 1 Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaDiKF6naq4#ws)
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
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"We're gonna need a bigger tub"
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps. whistle:
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps. whistle:
rubschin:
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps. whistle:
rubschin:
In days of yore they also used dog turds in the tanning mix ...... p'raps cat shit might work just as well.
Several birds with but one stone here methinks.
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
Useful for tanning leather ~ goat skins perhaps. whistle:
rubschin:
In days of yore they also used dog turds in the tanning mix ...... p'raps cat shit might work just as well.
Several birds with but one stone here methinks.
Loadsamunny! :thumbsup:
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OMG ...I am indeed deaded. 16k run at the gym. My all time PB but my legs may never work again !
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OMG ...I am indeed deaded. 16k run at the gym. My all time PB but my legs may never work again !
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My all time PB but my legs may never work again !
Use them wisely and you may never need to work again.
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My all time PB but my legs may never work again !
Use them wisely and you may never need to work again.
lol: lol: lol:
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rubschin:
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Mr Thread?
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
We use ours on the compost heap. angel1
There was a fad for drinking it, not mine obviously rather your own, which is mine I suppose if I am the one having a pee. I never fancied it, even knowing that at the point (or not in laydee cases) it leaves the body it is sterile. noooo:
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There must be some sort of good use we could make of all this snot that's flying around, as it were. I would like to suggest that you all wear little tubs strapped to your head,just under your noses rather like a rubber tree, not they have noses, leave in place for 24 hours before emptying into larger tub, repeat as necessary. The rest of us can put our thinking caps on and come up with a use for your vile secretions, by this time next year we will all be millionaires!
I've thought the same about urine.. and myrine.... rubschin:
Not that you would have a bucket under your nose of course but there must be something we could do with it if collected....
There is munny in this, I just know it like.... :thumbsup:
We use ours on the compost heap. angel1
There was a fad for drinking it, not mine obviously rather your own, which is mine I suppose if I am the one having a pee. I never fancied it, even knowing that at the point (or not in laydee cases) it leaves the body it is sterile. noooo:
I used to pee on the lemon tree... It was elementary really....
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Groan noooo:
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Just ran 20k ( or 12 and a half miles in old money ) . Took 2 hours and 5 minutes .
I am shattered now though but very pleased with myself Party001:
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Do you need your thighs rubbing?
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No - I need hoooooge amounts of food cloud9:
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I have unguents and wabbit pie angel1
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Don't want wabbit pie.
Making a hooooge ciabatta , with Philadelphia, Milano Salami, tomatoes and a bit of fresh basil :thumbsup:
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Don't want wabbit pie.
Making a hooooge ciabatta , with Philadelphia, Milano Salami, tomatoes and a bit of fresh basil :thumbsup:
Wrong thread............... noooo:
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Don't care sparkle:
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Don't want wabbit pie.
Making a hooooge ciabatta , with Philadelphia, Milano Salami, tomatoes and a bit of fresh basil :thumbsup:
So, this running about gives you a strong desire for Salami and cream cheese? rubschin:
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Mr Thread?
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Just ran 20k ( or 12 and a half miles in old money ) . Took 2 hours and 5 minutes .
I am shattered now though but very pleased with myself Party001:
Top man that lady! confused: Has the Philly got chocolate in it rubschin:
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Just ran 20k ( or 12 and a half miles in old money ) . Took 2 hours and 5 minutes .
I am shattered now though but very pleased with myself Party001:
Top man that lady! confused: Has the Philly got chocolate in it rubschin:
Chocolate salami and cream cheese. It gets worse. noooo:
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Or better eyes:
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13 miles. On Sunday. On her stumpy pins. On a training diet of voddy and chocs
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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I'll say hello to Whitney for you all noooo:
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Miss D informed us today that she has been advised to wear black rubberwear on SUnday.
Note to Pirate: Buy more kleenex angel1
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redface:
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I have tickets and am open to offers angel1
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Miss D informed us today that she has been advised to wear black rubberwear on SUnday.
Note to Pirate: Buy more kleenex angel1
A summer job in Cyprus you say ......... rubschin:
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Pastis and I were looking for the pole in the fire station this afternoon ackchooly rubschin:
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Was she not serving you ?
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We did not flirt with her cussing: cussing: cussing:
Oh redface:
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Miss D informed us today that she has been advised to wear black rubberwear on SUnday.
Note to Pirate: Buy more kleenex angel1
But I'm not coming... ;)
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Jedward Celebrity Juice Sticky Tissue Pick Up Challenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLyF533bvMg#ws)
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Well, tomorrow is the big day. Doubtless MIss D is being waited on hand and foot by the Brat and will be getting an early night. We shall all, especially, Pirate, be thinking of her sweating it out in her black rubberwear tomorrow angel1
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The brat is at her dads cloud9:
I am just compiling a playlist of choooooones.
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The Spencer Davis Group - Keep on Running (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6LVI1gDswg#)
whistle:
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rubschin: Looks a bit "misty" in Brighton
http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html (http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html)
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Steam!
Some interesting ads on that site Snoopy
(the pun didn't pass me by)
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:thumbsup: ;D
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rubschin: Looks a bit "misty" in Brighton
http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html (http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html)
Is it the London to Brighton she is doing then?
I thought that was just for old bangers that break down a lot.
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rubschin: Looks a bit "misty" in Brighton
http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html (http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html)
Is it the London to Brighton she is doing then?
I thought that was just for old bangers that break down a lot.
scared:
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rubschin: Looks a bit "misty" in Brighton
http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html (http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html)
Is it the London to Brighton she is doing then?
I thought that was just for old bangers that break down a lot.
lol: lol: lol:
At least the webcam shows that the weather has improved a bit.
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rubschin: Looks a bit "misty" in Brighton
http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html (http://www.webviews.co.uk/network/camera/europe/england/other/brighton/seasidecam.html)
Is it the London to Brighton she is doing then?
I thought that was just for old bangers that break down a lot.
Spank2:
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All done....no stopping. Dead chuffed. :thumbsup:
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All done....no stopping. Dead chuffed. :thumbsup:
Well done, Miss D happ096
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Pirate had better get round there and rub her thighs for her, like
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Congratulations Miss D, a great personal achievement :thumbsup: I hope you're proud (others can do the puns)
London Marathon is 21.04.2013, you entering like whistle:
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Well Done Gerl! :thumbsup:
For Nick's benefit ~ Are you all sweaty like?
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Well done indeed! :thumbsup:
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Well done.............. :thumbsup:
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Bravo my girl, you are allowed a deep bubble bath with scented candles, a large slab of chocolate and intravenous vodka. :thumbsup:
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Thank you everybody. On my way home to follow DS's words of wisdom :thumbsup:
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Oh , when we were waiting to start I had the piggin misfortune to be stuck next to Katie Price. sick2:
She only had some blokey with her filming for her presumably for her reality TV shite show. Feckin filming for ages evil: . She had some bloke with her and I would have never known who he was except he had COACH emblazoned across his back ::)
She had make up trowelled on by the muck spreader - really was inches thick and she just looked so skank noooo:
I beat her though ...and without a coach whistle:
This was her posing with her pink range rover
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SHall we see you on the telly in your rubberwear like?
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Oh , when we were waiting to start I had the piggin misfortune to be stuck next to Katie Price. sick2:
She only had some blokey with her filming for her presumably for her reality TV shite show. Feckin filming for ages evil: . She had some bloke with her and I would have never known who he was except he had COACH emblazoned across his back ::)
She had make up trowelled on by the muck spreader - really was inches thick and she just looked so skank noooo:
I beat her though ...and without a coach whistle:
This was her posing with her pink range rover
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Reminds me of this
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Just got this message eeek: eeek: eeek:
Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.
The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’
The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’
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What mongs!!!!! SUe them!!!
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Just got this message eeek: eeek: eeek:
Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.
The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’
The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’
Sue em.......... :thumbsup:
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Just got my time - 2 hours 20 mins :thumbsup:
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Being Brighton it was all run by 2gayers:
I bet they are all 2gayers: now ::)
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Just got this message eeek: eeek: eeek:
Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.
The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’
The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’
Obviously measured with a contractor's measuring wheel and not a client's measuring wheel noooo:
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You'd think though that someone would check wouldn't ya noooo:
Can you imagine all those competitive athletes with their whizzy bang devices when they were clocking up 13.1, 13.2, 13.3 and then 13.4 miles and all their personal bests going out the window .
I bet there was lots of aggro in the office today happy001 happy001 happy001
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I agree :thumbsup:
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Just got this message eeek: eeek: eeek:
Race Organisers of the Brighton Half Marathon have acknowledged today (Monday 20th February) that due to human error the course was extended
to a total distance of 13.42 miles.
The Race Organisers have confirmed that ‘The Brighton Half Marathon is a UKA licensed course measuring exactly 13.1 miles, we have however received feedback from various runners that the total distance measured on their training devices showed a distance of over 13.1 miles. We can now confirm after investigation that the total distance covered by each runner in the Brighton Half Marathon on 19 February 2012 was 13.42 miles. This has been investigated and is human error due to a misplaced turnaround between mile 4 and 5.’
The Race Director said: ‘We take full responsibility for this human error and would like to issue our most sincere apologies to all the runners who experienced disappointment over this. We have taken all feedback into account, we will be implementing some new additional measures ready for the 2013
race to prevent this from happening again.’
Obviously measured with a contractor's measuring wheel and not a client's measuring wheel noooo:
happy001
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You'd think though that someone would check wouldn't ya noooo:
Can you imagine all those competitive athletes with their whizzy bang devices when they were clocking up 13.1, 13.2, 13.3 and then 13.4 miles and all their personal bests going out the window .
I bet there was lots of aggro in the office today happy001 happy001 happy001
What do you expect in Brighton?
There will have been alll sorts of unexpected bends and diversions through back passages etc.