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Title: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: tel on January 17, 2012, 09:08:10 AM
Got an email from Virgin -

 
Hello Tel
    
Good news - we're giving you even faster broadband, for less.

You're already getting the UK's fastest widely available broadband, and starting this summer we'll be starting the roll-out to boost your speeds from up to 100Mb to up to 120Mb. We'll also be lowering the price of your broadband package in April to match the price of our 50Mb Broadband XXL packages.

These are nice extras we do to make you smile. We call them Virgin Media tickles, and we only give them to people we know and like - our customers.

Our ongoing commitment to offering the UK's fastest broadband.

Virgin Media offers the fastest broadband speeds in the UK*, as proven by Ofcom for three years in a row. And we're committed to keeping it this way. Which is why we're upgrading our award winning fibre optic network over the next 18 months.

As part of this upgrade, you may have seen we'll be doubling many of our customers' broadband speeds. But, because you already get our fastest broadband, we're upgrading you to up to 120Mb and giving you a discount instead.

So whether you love streaming HD movies, ruling the gaming world or downloading tunes in super quick time - you'll soon be able to do it even faster and for less.

You don't have to lift a finger.

The 120Mb upgrade kick off in the summer and will have a slightly different roll-out schedule to our other work. We'll let you know nearer the time when to expect your broadband speed boost. In the meantime, see what you can do with faster speeds at virginmedia.com/evenfaster.

We'll be in touch in a few weeks with more details about your price reduction, so there's no need to call us, or do a thing – except keep enjoying what is already the UK's fastest broadband.


 
Kind regards,


Shortly afterwards got this -

     Hello there,

Oops! That last email, 100Mb Broadband Announcement, was sent in error.

Please ignore this, and rest assured current Virgin Media Cable Broadband customers will be receiving some good news about their broadband in the next 2 weeks. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

The Virgin Media team
 


 

Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 09:42:53 AM
100M Drool:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 09:50:48 AM
Virgin  Drool:

Can't get it here ~ No Cable  Banghead
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 17, 2012, 09:51:39 AM
100M Drool:

Your shite would be posted even quicker BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2012, 10:04:38 AM
I am becoming BT infinitisied  scared2:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 10:07:33 AM
Well ain't you the lucky one .... we are told it will be years before such luxuries reach us.
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 10:49:36 AM
100M Drool:

Your shite would be posted even quicker BM  noooo:

It would get there before I posted it even.... probably....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 11:17:36 AM
100M Drool:

Your shite would be posted even quicker BM  noooo:

It would get there before I posted it even.... probably....  rubschin:

A whole new definition of "Predictive Text"  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 11:24:13 AM
100M Drool:

Your shite would be posted even quicker BM  noooo:

It would get there before I posted it even.... probably....  rubschin:

A whole new definition of "Predictive Text"  whistle:

Predictive shite?  lol:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2012, 11:44:46 AM
Virgin  Drool:

Can't get it here ~ No Cable  Banghead

You don't know when you are well off.

I bet you even have mains drainage and gas.
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 11:54:31 AM
Virgin  Drool:

Can't get it here ~ No Cable  Banghead

You don't know when you are well off.

I bet you even have mains drainage and gas.

Unlike us eh Darwin...? happy100
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2012, 12:18:59 PM
Virgin  Drool:

Can't get it here ~ No Cable  Banghead

You don't know when you are well off.

I bet you even have mains drainage and gas.

Unlike us eh Darwin...? happy100

Quite so.

We still mark March 15th as 'Electricity Day' to celebrate its arrival.

It was a great year of progress, 2007.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 02:14:57 PM
Virgin  Drool:

Can't get it here ~ No Cable  Banghead

You don't know when you are well off.

I bet you even have mains drainage and gas.

Indeed we do have mains drainage ..... but no gas main within 3 miles of the village and most properties still have electricity supplied by wires strung overhead from wooden posts. The bungalows at the rear of the Kennels have their running from one pole and then on a single cable from roof to roof in "series". One blows a fuse and the whole lot go out! Same apples to properties on the opposite side of the High Street from us. House, church, cottage and chip shop are all connected in this manner. Puzzles many valuers sent in by building societies etc .... mortgages are hard to come by because of it.
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 02:28:05 PM
Virgin  Drool:

Can't get it here ~ No Cable  Banghead

You don't know when you are well off.

I bet you even have mains drainage and gas.

Indeed we do have mains drainage ..... but no gas main within 3 miles of the village and most properties still have electricity supplied by wires strung overhead from wooden posts. The bungalows at the rear of the Kennels have their running from one pole and then on a single cable from roof to roof in "series". One blows a fuse and the whole lot go out! Same apples to properties on the opposite side of the High Street from us. House, church, cottage and chip shop are all connected in this manner. Puzzles many valuers sent in by building societies etc .... mortgages are hard to come by because of it.

Our cables are overhead too - three phases and neutral run up the street....
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Misty on January 17, 2012, 06:07:35 PM
100M Drool:

Your shite would be posted even quicker BM  noooo:

It would get there before I posted it even.... probably....  rubschin:

A whole new definition of "Predictive Text"  whistle:

Predictive shite?  lol:

Sweetie, before you type it, we already predict it's shite.  happy100
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 06:10:30 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 06:38:19 PM
100M Drool:

Your shite would be posted even quicker BM  noooo:

It would get there before I posted it even.... probably....  rubschin:

A whole new definition of "Predictive Text"  whistle:

Predictive shite?  lol:

Sweetie, before you type it, we already predict it's shite.  happy100

happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: tel on January 17, 2012, 09:14:04 PM
100M Drool:

Quite nice considering I used to support an whole company with 2Mb lines!

Dowload speeds are good now, gonne be fun come April-July when upgraded - I'm the only person in this road with this ISP.  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Misty on January 17, 2012, 11:00:47 PM
100M Drool:

Quite nice considering I used to support an whole company with 2Mb lines!

Dowload speeds are good now, gonne be fun come April-July when upgraded - I'm the only person in this road with this ISP.  ;D

an whole again
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Misty on January 17, 2012, 11:03:25 PM
shit, sorry, think I just messed up. ooopsy.
never mind, apc could only ever pull a retard. bless him.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2012, 06:59:13 AM
^^^ Pissed ^^^
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 08:10:43 AM
100M Drool:

Quite nice considering I used to support an whole company with 2Mb lines!

Dowload speeds are good now, gonne be fun come April-July when upgraded - I'm the only person in this road with this ISP.  ;D

I used to support my whole business with a 64K ISDN line....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: tel on January 18, 2012, 08:38:18 AM
100M Drool:

Quite nice considering I used to support an whole company with 2Mb lines!

Dowload speeds are good now, gonne be fun come April-July when upgraded - I'm the only person in this road with this ISP.  ;D



I used to support my whole business with a 64K ISDN line....  cloud9:

BM showing his age again.
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2012, 09:44:22 AM
100M Drool:

Quite nice considering I used to support an whole company with 2Mb lines!

Dowload speeds are good now, gonne be fun come April-July when upgraded - I'm the only person in this road with this ISP.  ;D



I used to support my whole business with a 64K ISDN line....  cloud9:

BM showing his age again.

Indeed...

Of course all the employees didn't spend all their day playing on the Interweb then....  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Bar Wench on January 22, 2012, 11:16:53 AM
Only because there was nothing worth looking at. They were all too busy playing minesweeper!
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 11:17:55 AM
Only because there was nothing worth looking at. They were all too busy playing minesweeper!

Probably true...  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2012, 12:05:23 PM
I am being infinitised on Thursday  cloud9:

3 hours for installation  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2012, 12:08:58 PM
WTF can take three hours?
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2012, 12:11:45 PM
That's what I asked !

Something about changing a faceplate and something else  Shrugs:

Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2012, 12:56:16 PM
You are forgetting the golden rule of IT, use the star trek method when you explain how long a task will take.
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2012, 01:18:28 PM
You are forgetting the golden rule of IT, use the star trek method when you explain how long a task will take.

Warp Factor 5 does not apply only to the amount of slap you need in the mornings.
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2012, 05:04:14 PM
The phrase "bullshit baffles brains" springs to mind  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
You are forgetting the golden rule of IT, use the star trek method when you explain how long a task will take.

Warp Factor 5 does not apply only to the amount of slap you need in the mornings.

One of the first things I was taught when I started doing IT/dialler work, the IT manager was a trekkie and told us he nicked it from the first film. Multiply the actual amount of time needed to do whatever task you were given 3 or 4 times and add on an extra half our. 9 times out of 10 the person giving us the task would tell us that was too long and told us to get it done in half the time. We get it done even faster and hey presto we are miracle workers. As long as we didn't do it too often it worked a treat.  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2012, 11:57:55 AM
Meanwhile Ray from BT has come and fiddled with my boxes

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1731557814.png&hash=7e5ef285bd43ac3f5bafccdefec6e0ccd2c16cc6)
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2012, 12:01:05 PM
Meanwhile Ray from BT has come and fiddled with my boxes

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1731557814.png&hash=7e5ef285bd43ac3f5bafccdefec6e0ccd2c16cc6)


And are you satisfied now?  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2012, 12:07:30 PM
Oh noes Snoops ...speed isn't everything you know  ;)
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2012, 12:14:12 PM
Meanwhile Ray from BT has come and fiddled with my boxes

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1731557814.png&hash=7e5ef285bd43ac3f5bafccdefec6e0ccd2c16cc6)

Drool:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2012, 12:14:59 PM
My new hub thingy has arrived  cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2012, 12:20:19 PM
And when does your man ( or wumman ) arrive to fix it all ?

Took about 45 minutes. Decided not to tinker with my extension in the bedroom  lol:

And he helped me put my wall unit back ( which is where the plug is located behind)
Title: Re: Anyone else a Virgin?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2012, 12:21:46 PM
Monday. They say it may take three hours  ::)