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Title: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2012, 07:35:51 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2012, 07:37:14 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may withoiut subtitels.

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

And spelling goes too.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2012, 07:40:07 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Pirate on January 25, 2012, 07:41:18 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

Earphones...


 I said earphones
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2012, 07:44:48 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

Earphones...


 I said earphones

^^^ WOT HE SHOUTED! ^^^
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Just One More on January 25, 2012, 08:04:53 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

Good idea wearing the earphones for the porn  whistle:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Pastis on January 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM
Mis-hearing's worse   redface:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 25, 2012, 08:27:59 PM
Who is she ?  eyes:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2012, 08:28:37 PM
Send 3/4d we are going to a dance?
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Pastis on January 25, 2012, 08:31:21 PM
Who is she ?  eyes:

Miss Hearing, my fantasy bride   lol:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2012, 08:35:06 PM
Is she blind too?
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Pirate on January 25, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
Does she own a pub...with an Indian Restaurant next door...
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2012, 10:07:49 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01bbz1c (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01bbz1c)
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 30, 2012, 01:10:50 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

It's no wonder you can't hear with all that banging and whooshing going on. noooo:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2012, 01:50:18 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

It's no wonder you can't hear with all that banging and whooshing going on. noooo:

Only whooshing for Nick.  noooo:
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 30, 2012, 04:38:07 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

It's no wonder you can't hear with all that banging and whooshing going on. noooo:

Only whooshing for Nick.  noooo:

More like whoo which is a much quicker but less powerful version of whooshing, more of a bit of a dribble as it were.
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2012, 06:03:44 PM
I think I am losing some of my hearing. evil: I now watch DVDs with subtitles on redface:

But some of the older ones don't have subtitles.

I have amassed a fine collection of WW2 films, may without subtitles..

The svelte redhead remarked this evening that the only sounds she ever hears from my flat are those of bombing and machine gunning redface:

It's no wonder you can't hear with all that banging and whooshing going on. noooo:

Only whooshing for Nick.  noooo:

More like whoo which is a much quicker but less powerful version of whooshing, more of a bit of a dribble as it were.
Inconsistent?
Title: Re: Side effects of ageing
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2012, 06:07:35 PM
 drumroll: