The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 03:32:09 PM
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Time to rerun and update this. WHich are you?
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Lefty. :thumbsup:
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More of a Tory..........
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Lefty. :thumbsup:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Right Hand! Rightthumb:
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Nick is a sinister
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Has Pastis voted? whistle:
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Lefty! :thumbsup:
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Oh gawd... ::)
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I think Tipsy is amibedextrous. Well, in my experience anyhoo
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LL is normal (right-handed) too.... whistle:
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Depends on which hand is on the mouse .......depending.........
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If the cat is on my lap........
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LL is normal (right-handed) too.... whistle:
Normal you say? rubschin:
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LL is normal (right-handed) too.... whistle:
Normal you say? rubschin:
Well.... noooo:
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Left handed angel1
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:thumbsup:
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All lefties are supposed to be much more artistic and creative then those dull, predictable righties. I am, what about you other fellow L-handers?
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Oh yes cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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I am too whistle:
I also notice that the friendly :thumbsup: is left handed, the ever thinking rubschin: is left handed, but the obnoxious cussing: is right handed whistle:
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:thumbsup:
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I am dull and predictable apparently cussing:
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happy100
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I am dull and predictable apparently cussing:
You are the exception to the rule angel1
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Pretty Fingers Lee is an honorary lefty cloud9:
I feel like rushing round and rubbing her thighs. In a cousinly way of course angel1
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I am too whistle:
I also notice that the friendly :thumbsup: is left handed, the ever thinking rubschin: is left handed, but the obnoxious cussing: is right handed whistle:
however..... Finger: ??? whistle:
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It's the exeption to the rule like whistle:
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All lefties are supposed to be much more artistic and creative then those dull, predictable righties. I am, what about you other fellow L-handers?
angel1
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I am dull and predictable apparently cussing:
Vote then! Rightthumb:
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All lefties are supposed to be much more artistic and creative then those dull, predictable righties. I am, what about you other fellow L-handers?
angel1
angel1
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I am dull and predictable apparently cussing:
Vote then! Rightthumb:
There is not a category I agree with though ?
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I am a lefty. angel1
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I am dull and predictable apparently cussing:
Vote then! Rightthumb:
There is not a category I agree with though ?
Try now... whistle:
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It won't let me vote now sad32:
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I am a lefty. angel1
Vote!
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It won't let me vote now sad32:
Banghead
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It won't let me vote now sad32:
Banghead
point: point: point: point:
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I think Tipsy is amibedextrous. Well, in my experience anyhoo
You're not wrong! More R than L though. I blame the parents... Dad was a leftie. ;D
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Righties are catching up... cloud9:
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Right pawed here angel1
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Right pawed here angel1
Have you voted like...? :thumbsup:
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Right pawed here angel1
Have you voted like...? :thumbsup:
Whoops ~ you want a lot this morning. I can hardly think straight yet.
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Lefty :thumbsup:
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Lefty :thumbsup:
doh:
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come on the Lefties!!!! Party001: Party001: Party001:
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6½ VS 7½... scared2:
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I can't stand the tension!!! close the poll!!!! CLOSE THE POLL!!!!!!
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I can't stand the tension!!! close the poll!!!! CLOSE THE POLL!!!!!!
Not until I am in the lead like... Rightthumb:
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I can't stand the tension!!! close the poll!!!! CLOSE THE POLL!!!!!!
:thumbsup:
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Lefties are recessive, ultimately you are doomed. noooo:
BM, Snoopy and I can wait. . . .
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I declare the lefties to be the winners :thumbsup:
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sad32:
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I declare the lefties to be the winners :thumbsup:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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We should have a lefties party night at the Crack :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
We lefties rool!
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I'll organise the special yellow bus to get you there whistle:
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cloud9:
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I'll organise the special yellow bus to get you there whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I'll organise the special yellow bus to get you there whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Will it be a left hand drive........ rubschin:
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Don't forget, Gordon Brown (pension stealer) and Tony B-Liar were of the left persuasion!
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Don't forget, Gordon Brown (pension stealer) and Tony B-Liar were of the left persuasion!
Zakly! Rightthumb:
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Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill whistle: :thumbsup:
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Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill whistle: :thumbsup:
Abu Hamza?
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happy001
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Statistically, as an unconnected group who came together via the www, this result should not be possible. noooo:
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Se7en each! Rightthumb:
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Bi with 2 children righties & 1 a lefty
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eeek:
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eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Bi with 2 children righties & 1 a lefty
I'm impressed, with one word you seem to have broken most of the reprobates in this establishment. lol:
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I didn't know which way to turn
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left
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I didn't know which way to turn
A bit like the cat with a slice of buttered bread on its bck when dropped then . . .
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Thrown over your shoulder?
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Thrown over your shoulder?
That's spilt salt surely?
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Under normal circumstances you would be correct Snoops but this is not an ordinary situation, this one involves bread and a cat. Actually any excuse to throw a cat over your shoulder is good IMO.
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I'm sure the answer is somewhere in here (http://www.everything2.com/title/Why+strapping+buttered+toast+to+a+cat%2527s+back+will+not+produce+infinite+power)
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I'm sure the answer is somewhere in here (http://www.everything2.com/title/Why+strapping+buttered+toast+to+a+cat%2527s+back+will+not+produce+infinite+power)
Of course, all these writeups fail to take into account the sheer impossibility of strapping anything to a cat.
I have been owned by cats which could slip out of a custom-tailored, woven-titanium, glue-filled, impact-riveted straightjacket without trying.
A more practical use for felines in heavy industry would be to harness their innately liquid properties and create one of the following systems:
cooling
I have yet to see a cat sweat. Some people tell me this is because cats are covered in fur, but I usually tell those people to go play in traffic. Cats somehow stay cool in hot weather. It stands to reason that enough cats, properly aligned in an open grid, could provide cooling power for smelting or manufacturing.
lubricating
Anyone who has ever tried to hold onto a panicked, cranky, or unwilling cat knows that when in distress, cats' skeletal structure transmutes to a gel, enabling them to pour out of your arms, squeeze through barely opened windows, or escape elaborate cat carriers. By placing one or two distressed cats between high-friction objects, the resulting cat-based lube will allow free movement. For the objects. Not the cats.
hydraulic (catdraulic?)
The aforementioned tendency for cats to become as water when worried can be used to power giant, cat-filled hydraulic systems for use in cranes, elevators, and jet-launching catapults (aha!) on aircraft carriers. While cats can willingly reduce their size by a factor of 300 when comfortable, under duress they enlarge and cannot be compressed by man nor machine. Thus, an excellent (and inexpensive) medium for hydraulic applications.
happy001