The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on August 07, 2007, 04:11:03 PM
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Overdoing it on the Efes lager can lead to a cloudy head resulting in putting factor 8, instead of 20 on, which leads to some pretty impressive sun-burn. Especially if you are topping up the Efes during the day...
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some of us have been to work
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So do I for fifty odd weeks in the year. Your point is?
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Looks good to me eyes:
I suppose for PC reasons Barman will not be stocking this brew sad24:
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Over-rated marketing mans delight for Soft Southerners, sunburn ha!
Pint of mild please barman!
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I have just come back from a few weeks in Turkey where you would see most blokes starting on this stuff at 10 am in the morning. It was even more fun to see them at 10 o clock at night when they had fallen asleep during the day in temperatures approaching the mid 40's. What plonkers. lol:
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Did you go for the Factor 50 and write 'TWAT' on their foreheads, always a pleasure!
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Looks good to me eyes:
I suppose for PC reasons Barman will not be stocking this brew sad24:
No, but I like to bring a case back when I visit 'the other side'. cloud9:
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I got burnt at the weekend too. I blame the sangria. redface:
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I got burnt on Saturday too ? I blame digging a hole in the garden without my normal layer of P20. noooo:
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I got burnt on Saturday too ? I blame digging a hole in the garden without my normal layer of P20. noooo:
Well that's just silly! At least mine was alcohol induced. The slight breeze and the chill of the paddling pool prevented me from realising. redface:
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So do I for fifty odd weeks in the year. Your point is?
fifty odd weeks ? so you work all the bank holidays and Christmas/New Year like me ?
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Mr Happy. I normally find your posts rather witty with a certain charm, however, sometimes you can be a bit of an oaf :-)
A bit of sunburn doesn't affect us Southerners as we are more used to the sun down here. South of the M25, the sun regularly makes an appearance, casting brilliant rays of shimmering diamonds through the smog overhead, as the cloying diesel fumes supress the mossies and midges.
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A bit of sunburn doesn't affect us Southerners as we are more used to the sun down here. South of the M25, the sun regularly makes an appearance, casting brilliant rays of shimmering diamonds through the smog overhead, as the cloying diesel fumes supress the mossies and midges.
That sounds a bit poetic for you. rubschin:
Are you sure you have only been "drinking"? spider:
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Yup, only the Efes and coffee. I could go on about the scuds of detergent foam skipping lightly on the river near me and the three-eyed trout, gangs of mutant water voles and tattooed swans too!
The gentle waft of kebab, curry and urine, the sparkling dazzle of the broken bottles onthe floor and the nightly serenade of police and ambulance sirens, but it would not be poetry - only extracts of the local Nottingham weekly :-)
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Blimey, I didn't know you were in Nottingham!
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eeek: Nor me! worthy: Respek!
I had assumed you lived some where civilised - like uh - Brixton or Bermondsey ....
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Bermondsey, where the great Millwall stem from...
No, nor Nottingham, but sunny Surrey, where you get a better class of thug. They even call you "Mr Custard" before bottling you.
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Bermondsey, where the great Millwall stem from...
No, nor Nottingham, but sunny Surrey, where you get a better class of thug. They even call you "Mr Custard" before bottling you.
eeek:
How are your hooves looking?
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Hooves are fine thanks Bouncer. My face, however, is contorted into a certain rictus - this, however, is the work of toothsome Turkish mosquitos. Does the foot and mouth thingy mean that my Young's Ale won't be delivered by a Shire Horse in time for my return? It's not the same when transported by a diesel lorry. Something must be done and quick too! I blame Gordon Brown. Dribbling Scotch idiot.
All this, the floods and the meltdown of the global economy, I think Mr Bliar chose the right time to go on a world tour with slot-gob.
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Hooves are fine thanks Bouncer. My face, however, is contorted into a certain rictus - this, however, is the work of toothsome Turkish mosquitos. Does the foot and mouth thingy mean that my Young's Ale won't be delivered by a Shire Horse in time for my return? It's not the same when transported by a diesel lorry. Something must be done and quick too! I blame Gordon Brown. Dribbling Scotch idiot.
All this, the floods and the meltdown of the global economy, I think Mr Bliar chose the right time to go on a world tour with slot-gob.
A mosquito bit you on the tooth? point:
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It was prolly a tormentor of Barman's that nipped over to the mainland for a nibble of fresh tourist.
Looks like you dray horse may be saved.... Unless Nick gets there first.