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Title: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 04:31:31 PM
All nice and ready like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 09:09:34 PM
He'd be well advised to stop in till midday, freezing rain is likely in some areas between 0400 and 1200hr's, another  long night beckons  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 09:19:47 PM
Dr JOM recommends lie in(s) for all your ailments like  lol:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2012, 11:19:10 PM
Dr JOM recommends lie in(s) for all your ailments like  lol:

Well he won't be doing a sit-in after TMRs body search.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 12, 2012, 07:01:30 AM
 lol: Well, not a peep from the chap.  I rather expect he is still watching the empty carousel going round and round waiting for his luggage. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 07:24:50 AM
Maybe TMR took him for a drink  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 12, 2012, 08:58:51 AM
 eeek: Have there been reports of two weird men under a train?
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2012, 09:20:51 AM
All is well!

Suitcase was nuber 35 out!

Bloody cold tho...
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 12, 2012, 10:47:06 AM
Is nuber a Cypriot word?
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 12:18:12 PM
Is nuber a Cypriot word?


Fat fingers on a tablet screen I suspect.
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 02:35:51 PM
Is nuber a Cypriot word?


Fat fingers on a tablet screen I suspect.

More like frozen fingers......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
He's very quiet  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 07:20:01 PM
Prob forgot the charger for the tablet........... point:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2012, 07:23:22 PM
Didn't he say he was going to watch Snow Patrol tonight ?
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2012, 07:30:39 PM
Didn't he say he was going to watch Snow Patrol tonight ?

No clearing the drive.......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Didn't he say he was going to watch Snow Patrol tonight ?

That's code for a drink with JOM.
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 01:42:02 PM
All is well...  :thumbsup:

Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...

Off to Waterloo tomorrow...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2012, 01:44:36 PM
Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too  ? eeek:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too  ? eeek:

Would that be wise...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2012, 02:16:51 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:27:50 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on February 16, 2012, 02:35:45 PM
All is well...  :thumbsup:

Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...

Off to Waterloo tomorrow...  whistle:

Did you go through me new shiny tunnel like  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2012, 02:41:07 PM
All is well...  :thumbsup:

Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...

Off to Waterloo tomorrow...  whistle:

Did you go through me new shiny tunnel like  rubschin:

Too many jokes........ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:41:37 PM
All is well...  :thumbsup:

Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...

Off to Waterloo tomorrow...  whistle:

Did you go through me new shiny tunnel like  rubschin:

Wot tunnel? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2012, 03:07:08 PM
You'd have known about it surely?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 03:24:49 PM
You'd have known about it surely?  rubschin:

I don't remember a tunnel...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: tel on February 16, 2012, 03:48:52 PM
Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2012, 04:45:08 PM
Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?

 :thumbsup:  As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.

Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 05:29:20 PM
Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?

 :thumbsup:  As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.

Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?

Oh noes...  noooo:

M25 J9, A24 >>> Worthing, M27 >>> Portsmouth then back the other way like...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on February 16, 2012, 06:07:04 PM
Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?

 :thumbsup:  As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.

Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?

It does, but they don't appear to work too well when I go through there. Car radio is fine, but phone sometimes loses its signal, sometimes not
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2012, 06:28:37 PM
I thought so... last time I went through I had no loss of R4 on a Saturday morning  cloud9: .  I like the gentle curves  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 07:04:55 PM
Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?

 :thumbsup:  As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.

Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?

It does, but they don't appear to work too well when I go through there. Car radio is fine, but phone sometimes loses its signal, sometimes not

Gubbermania... ::)
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2012, 07:53:43 PM
Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too  ? eeek:

Would that be wise...?  rubschin:
3.

Nick, Pastis, BM and alcohol, what's the worst that can happen?

















 scared:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2012, 06:19:01 AM
Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too  ? eeek:

Would that be wise...?  rubschin:

Waterloo station, like? Wot time, wot pub?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2012, 06:45:32 AM
Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too  ? eeek:

Would that be wise...?  rubschin:

Waterloo station, like? Wot time, wot pub?  rubschin:

Good luck BM.....you might need it.
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2012, 04:55:16 PM
We had a last minute change of plan and I had to go to a poxy farm instead....  evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2012, 04:59:01 PM
Was it crap?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2012, 05:30:06 PM
TMR seems confuzzled. Is he under a train yet?
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2012, 05:44:55 PM
Amazingly, I managed to get ON a train and am now heading Young'sward.
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2012, 05:54:56 PM
Was it crap?  rubschin:

It was fecking heaving!

I can't believe how many people turned up at £9 a pop to see some goats...  noooo:

We had a cup of tea and fecked off without even going in....  ::)

I might have a beer...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2012, 07:35:10 PM
£9 a pop to see some goats... 

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2012, 07:51:13 PM
There could be munny in this  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2012, 06:19:11 AM
Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2012, 04:34:00 PM
Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.

No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 04:41:29 PM
I like goats  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Misty on February 18, 2012, 04:45:59 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2012, 06:11:18 PM
Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.

No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:

 noooo: Unattractive to whom?  I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 06:18:44 PM
I like goats  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2012, 06:20:12 PM
Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.

No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:

 noooo: Unattractive to whom?  I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:

To the fee payers of course...  ::)
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2012, 06:20:40 PM
I wonder if TMR is werking in the morning....?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 06:22:07 PM
Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.

No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:

 noooo: Unattractive to whom?  I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:

To the fee payers of course...  ::)
BM opens goat brothel shock  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2012, 06:23:26 PM
Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.

No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:

 noooo: Unattractive to whom?  I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:

To the fee payers of course...  ::)
BM opens goat brothel shock  eeek:

doh:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
There could be munny in this. Baldy has all the right contacts  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2012, 06:44:45 PM
I wonder if TMR is werking in the morning....?  scared2:

Nope. Instructions have been left, though... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 06:45:58 PM
 Sinister:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2012, 07:01:51 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
Bang goes the Ardbeg  angel1
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2012, 07:03:45 PM
Bang goes the Ardbeg  angel1

Oh noes... that'll be in me hand luggage like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2012, 07:10:56 PM
Bang goes the Ardbeg  angel1

Oh noes... that'll be in me hand luggage like!  :thumbsup:

Typically, an A320 going to Cyprus will run out of space in the overhead lockers and some 25-35 "hand luggage" bags will go in the hold  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2012, 07:11:55 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 10:37:23 AM
I like goats  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fxc3tbscwb%2Fspanking_goat.jpg&hash=c5c5049ca15d3b8d21ea3765bbd2db3cf10ab09e) (http://postimage.org/image/xc3tbscwb/)
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2012, 10:51:38 AM
The plane BM is on is only 2 weeks old. Doubtless he'll gub it... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 19, 2012, 11:15:04 AM
The plane BM is on is only 2 weeks old. Doubtless he'll gub it... whistle:

A babby. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2012, 11:51:15 AM
I like goats  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fxc3tbscwb%2Fspanking_goat.jpg&hash=c5c5049ca15d3b8d21ea3765bbd2db3cf10ab09e) (http://postimage.org/image/xc3tbscwb/)

I do worry about the company I keep.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2012, 11:56:43 AM
I like goats  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fxc3tbscwb%2Fspanking_goat.jpg&hash=c5c5049ca15d3b8d21ea3765bbd2db3cf10ab09e) (http://postimage.org/image/xc3tbscwb/)

I do worry about the company I keep.  ::)

Me too!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 03:18:24 PM
The plane BM is on is only 2 weeks old. Doubtless he'll gub it... whistle:

All is well...  :thumbsup:

Cept me case was 21Kg so I had to move 1Kg to me hand luggage as it would be 'too heavy for the handlers'...  ::)
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
Poofters  ::)
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 03:49:46 PM
Poofters  ::)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2012, 03:54:40 PM
21kg?  Pah!  Most of the skiing bags are 32kg and we lift them easy-peasy. Of course, those passengers pay for that extra weight and are not the tight-fisted Cyprus based goat-worrying  proles we have to deal with...
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
21kg?  Pah!  Most of the skiing bags are 32kg and we lift them easy-peasy. Of course, those passengers pay for that extra weight and are not the tight-fisted Cyprus based goat-worrying  proles we have to deal with...

 point:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
As compensation for denting the car & gates I trust LL had the see through nighdress and hand cuffs ready ..................... for you to slip into  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 05:12:19 PM
As compensation for denting the car & gates I trust LL had the see through nighdress and hand cuffs ready ..................... for you to slip into  whistle:

She is steam cleaning my office floor...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2012, 05:14:41 PM
What did she spill ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 05:15:47 PM
What did she spill ?  rubschin:

Shrugs:

Collapso prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 05:15:59 PM
Vomit at the thought of his return  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2012, 05:33:49 PM
As compensation for denting the car & gates I trust LL had the see through nighdress and hand cuffs ready ..................... for you to slip into  whistle:

She is steam cleaning my office floor...  noooo:


Cat shite prob.............. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 06:03:59 PM
Vomit at the thought of his return  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM visits freezing England and other disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 06:52:21 PM
Vomit at the thought of his return  noooo:

 evil:
point: