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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 04:31:31 PM
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All nice and ready like :thumbsup:
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He'd be well advised to stop in till midday, freezing rain is likely in some areas between 0400 and 1200hr's, another long night beckons scared2:
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Dr JOM recommends lie in(s) for all your ailments like lol:
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Dr JOM recommends lie in(s) for all your ailments like lol:
Well he won't be doing a sit-in after TMRs body search. noooo:
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lol: Well, not a peep from the chap. I rather expect he is still watching the empty carousel going round and round waiting for his luggage. noooo:
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Maybe TMR took him for a drink scared2:
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eeek: Have there been reports of two weird men under a train?
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All is well!
Suitcase was nuber 35 out!
Bloody cold tho...
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Is nuber a Cypriot word?
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Is nuber a Cypriot word?
Fat fingers on a tablet screen I suspect.
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Is nuber a Cypriot word?
Fat fingers on a tablet screen I suspect.
More like frozen fingers......... rubschin:
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He's very quiet rubschin:
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Prob forgot the charger for the tablet........... point:
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Didn't he say he was going to watch Snow Patrol tonight ?
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Didn't he say he was going to watch Snow Patrol tonight ?
No clearing the drive.......... whistle:
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Didn't he say he was going to watch Snow Patrol tonight ?
That's code for a drink with JOM.
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All is well... :thumbsup:
Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...
Off to Waterloo tomorrow... whistle:
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Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too ? eeek:
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Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too ? eeek:
Would that be wise...? rubschin:
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eeek:
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whistle:
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All is well... :thumbsup:
Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...
Off to Waterloo tomorrow... whistle:
Did you go through me new shiny tunnel like rubschin:
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All is well... :thumbsup:
Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...
Off to Waterloo tomorrow... whistle:
Did you go through me new shiny tunnel like rubschin:
Too many jokes........ noooo:
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All is well... :thumbsup:
Lovely lunch with Miss D, Pictures and pub wiv me best mate and down to portsmouth yesterday wiv me sister...
Off to Waterloo tomorrow... whistle:
Did you go through me new shiny tunnel like rubschin:
Wot tunnel? Shrugs:
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You'd have known about it surely? rubschin:
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You'd have known about it surely? rubschin:
I don't remember a tunnel... noooo:
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Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?
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Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?
:thumbsup: As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.
Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?
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Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?
:thumbsup: As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.
Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?
Oh noes... noooo:
M25 J9, A24 >>> Worthing, M27 >>> Portsmouth then back the other way like... :thumbsup:
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Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?
:thumbsup: As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.
Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?
It does, but they don't appear to work too well when I go through there. Car radio is fine, but phone sometimes loses its signal, sometimes not
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I thought so... last time I went through I had no loss of R4 on a Saturday morning cloud9: . I like the gentle curves :thumbsup:
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Hindhead/Devil's Punchbowl?
:thumbsup: As tunnels go it's a very shiny and lovely one. Takes a big lump out of the journey time down to Hampshire.
Has it got radio signal boosters / aerials in it JOM?
It does, but they don't appear to work too well when I go through there. Car radio is fine, but phone sometimes loses its signal, sometimes not
Gubbermania... ::)
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Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too ? eeek:
Would that be wise...? rubschin:
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Nick, Pastis, BM and alcohol, what's the worst that can happen?
scared:
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Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too ? eeek:
Would that be wise...? rubschin:
Waterloo station, like? Wot time, wot pub? rubschin:
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Are you meeting up with Nick and Pastis too ? eeek:
Would that be wise...? rubschin:
Waterloo station, like? Wot time, wot pub? rubschin:
Good luck BM.....you might need it.
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We had a last minute change of plan and I had to go to a poxy farm instead.... evil:
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Was it crap? rubschin:
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TMR seems confuzzled. Is he under a train yet?
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Amazingly, I managed to get ON a train and am now heading Young'sward.
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Was it crap? rubschin:
It was fecking heaving!
I can't believe how many people turned up at £9 a pop to see some goats... noooo:
We had a cup of tea and fecked off without even going in.... ::)
I might have a beer... :thumbsup:
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£9 a pop to see some goats...
rubschin:
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There could be munny in this :thumbsup:
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Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
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Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:
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I like goats cloud9:
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eyes:
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Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:
noooo: Unattractive to whom? I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:
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I like goats cloud9:
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Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:
noooo: Unattractive to whom? I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:
To the fee payers of course... ::)
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I wonder if TMR is werking in the morning....? scared2:
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Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:
noooo: Unattractive to whom? I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:
To the fee payers of course... ::)
BM opens goat brothel shock eeek:
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Can we have stuffed goats, it will work out much cheaper in the long run.
No real goats - we can eat them when they have become unattractive... Drool:
noooo: Unattractive to whom? I rather think that this may be a subjective question. noooo:
To the fee payers of course... ::)
BM opens goat brothel shock eeek:
doh:
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There could be munny in this. Baldy has all the right contacts :thumbsup:
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I wonder if TMR is werking in the morning....? scared2:
Nope. Instructions have been left, though... eveilgrin:
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Sinister:
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sad24:
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Bang goes the Ardbeg angel1
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Bang goes the Ardbeg angel1
Oh noes... that'll be in me hand luggage like! :thumbsup:
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Bang goes the Ardbeg angel1
Oh noes... that'll be in me hand luggage like! :thumbsup:
Typically, an A320 going to Cyprus will run out of space in the overhead lockers and some 25-35 "hand luggage" bags will go in the hold whistle:
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I like goats cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fxc3tbscwb%2Fspanking_goat.jpg&hash=c5c5049ca15d3b8d21ea3765bbd2db3cf10ab09e) (http://postimage.org/image/xc3tbscwb/)
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The plane BM is on is only 2 weeks old. Doubtless he'll gub it... whistle:
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The plane BM is on is only 2 weeks old. Doubtless he'll gub it... whistle:
A babby. cloud9:
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I like goats cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fxc3tbscwb%2Fspanking_goat.jpg&hash=c5c5049ca15d3b8d21ea3765bbd2db3cf10ab09e) (http://postimage.org/image/xc3tbscwb/)
I do worry about the company I keep. ::)
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I like goats cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fxc3tbscwb%2Fspanking_goat.jpg&hash=c5c5049ca15d3b8d21ea3765bbd2db3cf10ab09e) (http://postimage.org/image/xc3tbscwb/)
I do worry about the company I keep. ::)
Me too! lol:
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The plane BM is on is only 2 weeks old. Doubtless he'll gub it... whistle:
All is well... :thumbsup:
Cept me case was 21Kg so I had to move 1Kg to me hand luggage as it would be 'too heavy for the handlers'... ::)
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Poofters ::)
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Poofters ::)
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21kg? Pah! Most of the skiing bags are 32kg and we lift them easy-peasy. Of course, those passengers pay for that extra weight and are not the tight-fisted Cyprus based goat-worrying proles we have to deal with...
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21kg? Pah! Most of the skiing bags are 32kg and we lift them easy-peasy. Of course, those passengers pay for that extra weight and are not the tight-fisted Cyprus based goat-worrying proles we have to deal with...
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As compensation for denting the car & gates I trust LL had the see through nighdress and hand cuffs ready ..................... for you to slip into whistle:
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As compensation for denting the car & gates I trust LL had the see through nighdress and hand cuffs ready ..................... for you to slip into whistle:
She is steam cleaning my office floor... noooo:
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What did she spill ? rubschin:
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What did she spill ? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Collapso prolly... noooo:
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Vomit at the thought of his return noooo:
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As compensation for denting the car & gates I trust LL had the see through nighdress and hand cuffs ready ..................... for you to slip into whistle:
She is steam cleaning my office floor... noooo:
Cat shite prob.............. whistle:
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Vomit at the thought of his return noooo:
evil:
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Vomit at the thought of his return noooo:
evil:
point: