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Title: Why tonight
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2012, 11:18:19 PM
364 days a year, I come home, eat tea (none of that "dinner" thing here), mug of tea, then settle in for the evening.

Tonight I have a burning desire for something extra, a Cheshire cheese and beetroot sarnie, or a nutrageous bar, just something as a top-up. But as I have a fasting blood test at 0910hr's tomorrow, I'm not allowed anything tonight  Banghead
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2012, 11:21:49 PM
I will have yours............ :thumbsup:..........got a glass of vino......and a cheese sarnie......
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2012, 11:49:08 PM
Gee, thanks "mate"  sad32:
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2012, 06:05:42 AM
It's the ol psychology thing ain't it.....you always want what you can't have !
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Pirate on February 16, 2012, 07:18:49 AM
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Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2012, 08:25:09 AM
It's only a little prick
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Just One More on February 16, 2012, 02:39:41 PM
Two bloody pricks!  There wasn't enough in me right arm, so she had to take some from me left arm. Should I worry  scared2:

And those plasters hurt when you take them off  sad24:
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2012, 02:43:27 PM
Are you Tony Hancock......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:47:15 PM
Wot a big baby....  ::)
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Two bloody pricks!  There wasn't enough in me right arm, so she had to take some from me left arm. Should I worry  scared2:

And those plasters hurt when you take them off  sad24:


My record was achieved in A&E at the Lister Hospital in Stevenage.
I was taken in by ambulance (full blues and twos) at about 2am with a suspected (and as it turned out genuine) heart attack.
Staff nurse was instructed to take a blood sample. 16 fvcking attempts, both arms & backs of both hands. Finally the Doctor elbowed her out of the way and took the sample from a vein in my foot .... Now that really hurts!
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Just One More on February 16, 2012, 06:12:57 PM
Wasn't there a taxman around  ;)
Title: Re: Why tonight
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 07:08:35 PM
Wasn't there a taxman around  ;)

Another fecking earworm!  evil: