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Title: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM: Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 06:49:04 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

Can I come like...? ;D
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 06:51:26 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2012, 06:49:04 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

Can I come like...? ;D

I'm sure Nick could easily fit you in.
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 06:55:29 PM: scared2: BM should call Tipsy's eldest
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 06:55:47 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2012, 06:49:04 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

Can I come like...? ;D

I'm sure Nick could easily fit you in.

sick2:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 19, 2012, 06:56:32 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2012, 06:49:04 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

Can I come like...? ;D

I'm sure Nick could easily fit you in.

drumroll:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2012, 07:00:13 PM: I love Venice cloud9:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:02:22 PM: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:05:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 19, 2012, 07:00:13 PM
I love Venice cloud9:

I've never been... sad24:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2012, 07:06:03 PM: Well you should take BM if he has never been !
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:08:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 19, 2012, 07:06:03 PM
Well you should take BM if he has never been !

And I'm packed already! :thumbsup:

And I can walk.... whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 07:11:48 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 19, 2012, 07:00:13 PM
I love Venice cloud9:

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whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:12:42 PM: Well I have booked a double room eyes:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:13:18 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 07:12:42 PM
Well I have booked a double room eyes:

Hello big boy! eyes:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:14:54 PM: LL needs new specs ::)
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Pirate on February 19, 2012, 07:16:34 PM: Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Venice!

Venice who?

Venice this door gonna open

happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:18:55 PM: When MIss D smashes it down with her axe of course ::)
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Misty on February 19, 2012, 07:35:31 PM: packed and ready!!! Party001:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:41:29 PM: I shall send you details of the hotel my little duckling eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:43:55 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 07:41:29 PM
I shall send you details of the hotel my little duckling eyes: eyes:

I was packed first! evil:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:47:29 PM: But you smell
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2012, 07:49:23 PM: Miss T seems as accident prone as Nick, seems a good match.
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 07:50:17 PM: cloud9:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:52:22 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 19, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
Miss T seems as accident prone as Nick, seems a good match.

rubschin:

A good point well made! :thumbsup:

Get rid of them both like.... ;)
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2012, 08:05:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:43:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 07:41:29 PM
I shall send you details of the hotel my little duckling eyes: eyes:

I was packed first! evil:

I packed for her ........... whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 08:10:59 PM: cloud9:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Pirate on February 19, 2012, 08:46:35 PM: nonono:

Not so fast Nick...we haven't seen the YouTube video yet with Misty...
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 08:51:39 PM: True!!
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Misty on February 19, 2012, 09:09:36 PM: wait til we get to venice. ;)
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Pirate on February 19, 2012, 09:38:57 PM: Be strong Nick...Proof first...Not promises...
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 09:54:56 PM: Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

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whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2012, 09:08:23 AM: Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

I am indeed very hurt JOM, it's a good job that I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, that would be just too damned messy.

I have been to Venice, it smells unless you are there in the winter and it is sinking. Nick and a sinking city now what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:

I can swim and scuba dive, I have a snorkel and I am not afraid to use it. I hope that helps my case. When I say case I don't mean a receptacle for holding my clothes....Oh never mind. sad24:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Pastis on February 20, 2012, 10:05:21 AM: Don't look now, but ... scared2:

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Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2012, 10:21:12 AM: whatimage:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2012, 12:59:30 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2012, 09:08:23 AM
I have been to Venice, it smells unless you are there in the winter

Thank you for that observation which agrees with my own. :thumbsup:

Normally if I say Venice is pongy it is poo-pooed, so to speak.

No doubt sweaty ginger people will be immune.
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2012, 01:10:13 PM: I went to Venice many moons ago for a Valentines treat. It was also the Carnival and we watched the boats all go through the waterways with candlelight all around. Then went to this fab masquerade ball.

Was not smelly but then was cold.
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2012, 01:11:21 PM: Afternoon peg legs :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2012, 06:23:08 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2012, 09:08:23 AM
I have been to Venice, it smells unless you are there in the winter and it is sinking. Nick and a sinking city now what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:

At best Nick falls out of a gondola, at worst..............Atlantis take 2. rubschin:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2012, 06:38:01 PM: He will going into meltdown when Miss T starts licking an ice cream in front of him noooo:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2012, 06:42:18 PM: cloud9:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Pirate on February 20, 2012, 06:43:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2012, 06:38:01 PM
He will going into meltdown when Miss T starts licking an ice cream in front of him noooo:

Would that be APC's iced lolly...
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2012, 11:09:02 AM: Decided to by a Venice guidebook online. Posty has just delivered THREE copies Banghead
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2012, 11:13:57 AM: One for you and one each for the gerls you are so kindly taking. whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2012, 12:54:08 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 11:09:02 AM
Decided to by a Venice guidebook online. Posty has just delivered THREE copies Banghead

point:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2012, 02:29:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2012, 12:54:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 11:09:02 AM
Decided to by a Venice guidebook online. Posty has just delivered THREE copies Banghead

point:

One for you, one for Miss T and one for Jim. Problem solved whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 21, 2012, 06:05:09 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 11:09:02 AM
Decided to by a Venice guidebook online. Posty has just delivered THREE copies Banghead

Pity you didnt order a dictionary. ;D
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2012, 06:14:14 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Mind you, I may have room for you over there my little pussy cat eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 21, 2012, 06:18:31 PM: Oh, did I say, I'm voting for Pirate too. angel1
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2012, 06:29:05 PM: sad32:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2012, 06:46:36 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
sad32:

point:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2012, 07:01:13 PM: Miss T still luvs me cloud9:

What are her knockers like, like?
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Just One More on February 21, 2012, 07:10:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 07:01:13 PM
Miss T still luvs me cloud9:

What are her knockers like, like?

Well, APC was criticising her for putting mayo on her lasagne, but he seems OK to me :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2012, 07:11:45 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 07:01:13 PM
Miss T still luvs me cloud9:

What are her knockers like, like?

I told you! ::)

( o Y o )
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2012, 07:43:14 PM: eyes:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: barmisspah? on February 22, 2012, 11:50:51 AM: Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

AHEM !

I haven't voted yet (but I have been to Venice)
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:21:33 PM: Quote from: barmisspah? on February 22, 2012, 11:50:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

AHEM !

I haven't voted yet (but I have been to Venice)

The offers flood in Nick! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 03:34:16 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on February 22, 2012, 11:50:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

AHEM !

I haven't voted yet (but I have been to Venice)

The offers flood in Nick! :thumbsup:

drumroll:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:36:43 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 03:34:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on February 22, 2012, 11:50:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

AHEM !

I haven't voted yet (but I have been to Venice)

The offers flood in Nick! :thumbsup:

drumroll:

rubschin: Not so pissed that you didn't pick up the intentional pun :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2012, 03:38:26 PM: I could go to Cyprus instead rubschin:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 03:39:37 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 03:34:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on February 22, 2012, 11:50:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 19, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 19, 2012, 06:38:31 PM
Fed up, pissed off. have a bit of money in the bank (for a change). Just booked a long weekend in Venice for meself. CHeap flights cloud9: and a nice little family hotel off Tripadvisor cloud9:

Yum. If MIss D or Miss T fancies a dirty weekend away I might fit her in,. like. Otherwise blind wumman may do

I'm not one for causing trouble, but whistle: If I was Tipsy or Miss C I'd be hurt like eveilgrin:

AHEM !

I haven't voted yet (but I have been to Venice)

The offers flood in Nick! :thumbsup:

drumroll:

rubschin: Not so pissed that you didn't pick up the intentional pun :thumbsup:

Not yet........... whistle:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 03:41:33 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 22, 2012, 03:38:26 PM
I could go to Cyprus instead rubschin:

I can recommend a good strip club.............if I could remember where it was ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Getting away from it all
Post by: Misty on February 22, 2012, 03:42:30 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2012, 07:11:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 21, 2012, 07:01:13 PM
Miss T still luvs me cloud9:

What are her knockers like, like?

I told you! ::)

( o Y o )

yup