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Title: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 11:42:28 AM
when a spider bites you make sure you see the doctor..or..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/f480c20847f5_prod.html

WARNING !!!

Don't view if you've just eaten..its very bad..believe me
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 11:59:20 AM
when a spider bites you make sure you see the doctor..or..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/f480c20847f5_prod.html

WARNING !!!

Don't view if you've just eaten..its very bad..believe me
Bloody hell Berek ? if you think its bad I?m not getting my mouse anywhere near it?  scared2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 08, 2007, 12:26:26 PM
I think I'll pass on that as well.  eeek:


 

Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:28:28 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
I watched the first few seconds and that was enough.  sick2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 12:52:11 PM
I watched the first few seconds and that was enough.  sick2:

I knew YOU'D have the balls to look.. so to speak whistle:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 12:58:47 PM
when a spider bites you make sure you see the doctor..or..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/f480c20847f5_prod.html

WARNING !!!

Don't view if you've just eaten..its very bad..believe me

Being well 'ard, I thought I'd look.

I'll now eat my dinner for the 2nd time. sick2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:59:53 PM
when a spider bites you make sure you see the doctor..or..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/f480c20847f5_prod.html

WARNING !!!

Don't view if you've just eaten..its very bad..believe me

Being well 'ard, I thought I'd look.

I'll now eat my dinner for the 2nd time. sick2:

My looking shamed you didn't it?!?!  point: What happened at the end?
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 01:11:01 PM
when a spider bites you make sure you see the doctor..or..

http://www.filecabi.net/video/f480c20847f5_prod.html

WARNING !!!

Don't view if you've just eaten..its very bad..believe me

Being well 'ard, I thought I'd look.

I'll now eat my dinner for the 2nd time. sick2:

My looking shamed you didn't it?!?!  point: What happened at the end?

Well some one had to. More that this bunch of wimpy wusses' did.

What happened in the end?
Dunno, couldn't see the screen for regurgatated chicken tikka pie. sick2:

Just tried watching it again. It goes on for ages and had to stop after a couple of minutes.
Possibly the 2nd most disgusting thing I've seen on the internet tbh.
I can't even bear to tell you what the worst one was, but needless to say it was on GC about a year ago.

Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:18:41 PM
I cant get past the firewall to look but judging from the reactions I'm guessing the poor sod has suffered extreme necrosis due to the spider venom
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 01:23:50 PM
I cant get past the firewall to look but judging from the reactions I'm guessing the poor sod has suffered extreme necrosis due to the spider venom

Be grateful for your firewall Grump'. It IS vile, but on saying that, he didn't actually look to be in that much pain somehow. rubschin:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:25:53 PM
Possibly a neurotoxic element of the venom then, either that or the nerves were eaten away (I'm still only guessing on what the clip shows but if Nick scrolls this far down forst he'll be bricking it  whistle: )
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:28:30 PM
Still not lookin'  noooo:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 01:29:45 PM
You a quack then? rubschin: Seem to know a great deal about these things. eeek:

It was the size of the swelling initially that shocked. Twice the size of a golf ball. Then there was the 'gunge' that he was squeezing out of the bloody great hole where I presume the fangs had pierced him.

Defo NOT for the squeamish. noooo:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 01:32:16 PM
You a quack then? rubschin: Seem to know a great deal about these things. eeek:

It was the size of the swelling initially that shocked. Twice the size of a golf ball. Then there was the 'gunge' that he was squeezing out of the bloody great hole where I presume the fangs had pierced him.

Defo NOT for the squeamish. noooo:

It was the "gunge" that did for me.
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:37:27 PM
I?m proud to be squeamish thanks?  sick2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2007, 01:45:14 PM
You a quack then? rubschin: Seem to know a great deal about these things. eeek:

It was the size of the swelling initially that shocked. Twice the size of a golf ball. Then there was the 'gunge' that he was squeezing out of the bloody great hole where I presume the fangs had pierced him.

Defo NOT for the squeamish. noooo:

It was the "gunge" that did for me.

Looked like he was 'giving birth' out of his face didn't it? sick2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:49:24 PM
You a quack then? rubschin: Seem to know a great deal about these things. eeek:

It was the size of the swelling initially that shocked. Twice the size of a golf ball. Then there was the 'gunge' that he was squeezing out of the bloody great hole where I presume the fangs had pierced him.

Defo NOT for the squeamish. noooo:

Many many many many moons ago I was a student nurse, it didnt work out but I still tend to read up on things. Plus I figured having a half decent amount of medical knowledge would he useful onhere for when Nick really cocks something up.  point:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 03:49:40 PM
What are you lot on today?
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 03:51:17 PM
What are you lot on today?
Stuff...  ;)
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 03:53:01 PM
What are you lot on today?
Stuff...  ;)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 03:53:44 PM
Smiting in progress
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 03:55:16 PM
Mr. Spliff vis-cough-visited...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.exposure.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fmr_spliff.jpg&hash=5bf163410459d59d99acb7a3ca1c9c48d089064b)
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 03:56:08 PM
Mr. Spliff vis-cough-visited...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.exposure.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fmr_spliff.jpg&hash=5bf163410459d59d99acb7a3ca1c9c48d089064b)

Awww Mr Spliff. I haven't visited with him for such a long time. 

<Drifts off on a happy cloud of memories> cloud9:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 03:57:25 PM
Mr. Spliff vis-cough-visited...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.exposure.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fmr_spliff.jpg&hash=5bf163410459d59d99acb7a3ca1c9c48d089064b)

Awww Mr Spliff. I haven't visited with him for such a long time. 

<Drifts off on a happy cloud of memories> cloud9:
Happy cloud of smoke more like...  ;)
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 04:15:20 PM
I'm sorry, I've tried to imagine a stoned wenchy but all I can picture is the Jehovah scene from Life of Brian  point:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Sour Puss on August 08, 2007, 11:20:21 PM
I'm sorry, I've tried to imagine a stoned wenchy but all I can picture is the Jehovah scene from Life of Brian  point:
eeek:  rubschin:  lol:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 07:47:46 AM
I'm sorry, I've tried to imagine a stoned wenchy but all I can picture is the Jehovah scene from Life of Brian  point:

Smite.

It's quite amusing I've been told.  redface: I laugh without making a sound.  redface:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 09:01:21 AM
You dont make a sound? Isnt that one of the signs of the apocalypse?  scared2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 09:25:14 AM
You dont make a sound? Isnt that one of the signs of the apocalypse?  scared2:

Could well have been! Although that was nearly ten years ago  eeek: now. So technically we are living in a post apocalyptic age.  scared2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 09:27:57 AM
You do have a shadow tho don't you?  scared2:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 09:28:28 AM
You do have a shadow tho don't you?  scared2:

Think so!  eeek:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 10:02:56 AM
You do have a shadow tho don't you?  scared2:

Think so!  eeek:
And a reflection in a mirror?  confused:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 10:04:41 AM
You do have a shadow tho don't you?  scared2:

Think so!  eeek:
And a reflection in a mirror?  confused:

Deffo one of those. So I think we're safe.  lol:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 10:06:42 AM
You do have a shadow tho don't you?  scared2:

Think so!  eeek:
And a reflection in a mirror?  confused:

Deffo one of those. So I think we're safe.  lol:
Good...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Some advice for Nick
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2007, 10:36:35 AM
You do have a shadow tho don't you?  scared2:

Think so!  eeek:
And a reflection in a mirror?  confused:

Deffo one of those. So I think we're safe.  lol:
Any interesting numerical tattoos hidden away?