The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2012, 07:34:20 AM
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You know when you just shouldn't but because you shouldn't it becomes even more hysterical.
We went to see Ghost the moosickal yesterday at the theatre . Me and The Brat , my bessy mate and her daughter. The 2 girls were sat totally absorbed by the whole thing.
But they did the ol pottery scene on stage .....and the actress was doing really well moulding this lump of clay into a bootiful vase thing while some man ( who was really a ghost don't ya know) was draped around her singing into her ear to try and get her attention.
So I turned to my friend and said something along the lines of " he's telling her not to bother , how many ashtrays can one house have ? "
So we started to giggle .....and that was it ...lost it redface: Tears rolling down me face. Biting my thumb so the pain would stop me laughing and all done in silence of course angel1
I couldn't look at here nor she at me or we would set each other off noooo:
Love it when you get like that redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Did the woman with the nose complain to you?
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She would have regretted it if she did evil:
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You know when you just shouldn't but because you shouldn't it becomes even more hysterical.
We went to see Ghost the moosickal yesterday at the theatre . Me and The Brat , my bessy mate and her daughter. The 2 girls were sat totally absorbed by the whole thing.
But they did the ol pottery scene on stage .....and the actress was doing really well moulding this lump of clay into a bootiful vase thing while some man ( who was really a ghost don't ya know) was draped around her singing into her ear to try and get her attention.
So I turned to my friend and said something along the lines of " he's telling her not to bother , how many ashtrays can one house have ? "
So we started to giggle .....and that was it ...lost it redface: Tears rolling down me face. Biting my thumb so the pain would stop me laughing and all done in silence of course angel1
I couldn't look at here nor she at me or we would set each other off noooo:
Love it when you get like that redface:
lol: lol:
Remember, for the rest of your life, the words Ghost and Ashtray will float into your mind while you are delivering a speech at a funeral, a telling off or giving evidence in court.
I have a similar problem with the trigger words Platform and Orthopaedic. redface:
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Not as big an audience, but me and me mate got thrown out of a pub quiz once, after getting the giggles about a question on goats. They held up play for about one minute while we composed ourselves, but for the next ten minutes each time we looked at each other we'd set off again, many were dis-pleased lol: . This was around five years ago, but every bloody time Barman or others mentions goats I start smiling/laughing
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Nick may have just found a new game ;)
Why on earth do they take pub quizzes so seriously though ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Nick may have just found a new game ;)
Why on earth do they take pub quizzes so seriously though ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
It near came to blows one night when the question was "which is the largest museum in the UK". I can't remember the answer, but one bloke who got it wrong literally argued till he was blue in the face that it should have been the Beamish Open Air Museum cos it had no roof, so it went to infinity. I don't think it helped when I said that the Black Country Museum (not Slough Darwin) was open air too and was probably bigger lol:
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Ironbridge? rubschin:
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Ironbridge? rubschin:
Pimlico? rubschin:
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Mornington Crescent
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lol: If the VP formed a pub quiz team we'd cause a bloody riot lol:
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Edgar Allan Poe
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lol: If the VP formed a pub quiz team we'd cause a bloody riot lol:
We would certainly have just about every specialist subject covered lol:
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Ironbridge? rubschin:
Know it well! Grew up there - used to roam and fish for tiddlers in the canal at the back of what's now the museum. Happy days - for the most part.
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
Ahh, Much Wenlock - home of the original modern olympics and the Gaskell Arms! Know it well. Best mate at school (by the name of Lamputt) used to live there.
Also the "ex-out-laws" used to live in Clun. She who was convinced she ought to be obeyed (aka ex-mother-in-law) used to work in the cafe in Clun Valley.
We should swap notes sometime!
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Knowing that part of the country you are probably cousins. Everyone else is ::)
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
Ahh, Much Wenlock - home of the original modern olympics and the Gaskell Arms! Know it well. Best mate at school (by the name of Lamputt) used to live there.
Also the "ex-out-laws" used to live in Clun. She who was convinced she ought to be obeyed (aka ex-mother-in-law) used to work in the cafe in Clun Valley.
We should swap notes sometime!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Would love to and take no notice of Nick he is thinking of the forest of Dean.
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He's obviously got Norfolk (and the rest of the east midlands - including Nottingham- in mind) rather than the delightful county of Salop (Shropshire to the rest of you)!
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
Ahh, Much Wenlock - home of the original modern olympics and the Gaskell Arms! Know it well. Best mate at school (by the name of Lamputt) used to live there.
Also the "ex-out-laws" used to live in Clun. She who was convinced she ought to be obeyed (aka ex-mother-in-law) used to work in the cafe in Clun Valley.
We should swap notes sometime!
Ooh, can I join in. I lived in nearby Telford 1984-89, didn't like Telford but so many wonderful places nearby.
Two other claims to fame for Much Wenlock, when John Cleese is knocking hell out of the phone box in Clockwise, the phone box is in Much Wenlock, and, Gabrielle Drake also use to live in The Priory there
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
Ahh, Much Wenlock - home of the original modern olympics and the Gaskell Arms! Know it well. Best mate at school (by the name of Lamputt) used to live there.
Also the "ex-out-laws" used to live in Clun. She who was convinced she ought to be obeyed (aka ex-mother-in-law) used to work in the cafe in Clun Valley.
We should swap notes sometime!
Ooh, can I join in. I lived in nearby Telford 1984-89, didn't like Telford but so many wonderful places nearby.
Two other claims to fame for Much Wenlock, when John Cleese is knocking hell out of the phone box in Clockwise, the phone box is in Much Wenlock, and, Gabrielle Drake also use to live in The Priory there
How very interesting.... ::)
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I lived in Birmingham. It was shite. The surrounding areas were shite.
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I lived in Birmingham. It was shite. The surrounding areas were shite.
You're right - I went to Birmingham once.... noooo:
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I lived in Birmingham. It was shite. The surrounding areas were shite.
You're not Judith Chalmers, do I win £5?
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
Ahh, Much Wenlock - home of the original modern olympics and the Gaskell Arms! Know it well. Best mate at school (by the name of Lamputt) used to live there.
Also the "ex-out-laws" used to live in Clun. She who was convinced she ought to be obeyed (aka ex-mother-in-law) used to work in the cafe in Clun Valley.
We should swap notes sometime!
Ooh, can I join in. I lived in nearby Telford 1984-89, didn't like Telford but so many wonderful places nearby.
Two other claims to fame for Much Wenlock, when John Cleese is knocking hell out of the phone box in Clockwise, the phone box is in Much Wenlock, and, Gabrielle Drake also use to live in The Priory there
Gabrielle Drake... :sex023:
U.F.O Lt. Gay Ellis takes a break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8auw4vXijk#)
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I lived in Birmingham. It was shite. The surrounding areas were shite.
The only thing to commend Birmingham, imo, is the motorway network allowing rapid departure from it!
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I too know the area well. Used to live in Much Wenlock (two of the brats were born in Shrewsbury horspickle) and then a few years later in Clun. Beautiful part of the country. cloud9:
Ahh, Much Wenlock - home of the original modern olympics and the Gaskell Arms! Know it well. Best mate at school (by the name of Lamputt) used to live there.
Also the "ex-out-laws" used to live in Clun. She who was convinced she ought to be obeyed (aka ex-mother-in-law) used to work in the cafe in Clun Valley.
We should swap notes sometime!
Ooh, can I join in. I lived in nearby Telford 1984-89, didn't like Telford but so many wonderful places nearby.
Two other claims to fame for Much Wenlock, when John Cleese is knocking hell out of the phone box in Clockwise, the phone box is in Much Wenlock, and, Gabrielle Drake also use to live in The Priory there
Gabrielle Drake... :sex023:
U.F.O Lt. Gay Ellis takes a break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8auw4vXijk#)
:thumbsup: there are some topless photos also knocking about .........
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Oh, suddenly Barman will find it interesting ;)