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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Pirate on March 11, 2012, 07:59:28 PM
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A tart who lives over the other side of the road has a bath every night. The bathroom has frosted glass, but no curtains or blind.
Every time she has a bath she lights something like an oil burner or something and puts it on the windowsill, undresses then gets in the bath. So far?...
My question...The oil burner has real big flame like, not like you get from a tea light but a lot bigger, almost like a log fire...anyone know what it is...
(Stands back for all manner of sarky comments and innuendoes)
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One of these perhaps ?
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
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Fools... ::)
the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Fools... ::)
the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...
So is their user I expect.
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Fools... ::)
the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...
So is their user I expect.
If you'd said "is" a tripod, you'd now be on the receiving end of one of these: drumroll:
Howver, you didn't, so the best I can offer is: ;D
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Fools... ::)
the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...
So is their user I expect.
If you'd said "is" a tripod, you'd now be on the receiving end of one of these: drumroll:
Howver, you didn't, so the best I can offer is: ;D
Ooohhh.... harsh.... rubschin:
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Don't you need 2 hands to use the telescope.......... rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Fools... ::)
the telescope is on a tripod...so is the camera...
So is their user I expect.
If you'd said "is" a tripod, you'd now be on the receiving end of one of these: drumroll:
Howver, you didn't, so the best I can offer is: ;D
Ooohhh.... harsh.... rubschin:
. . but fair I feel, in so far, there was a real missed opportunity there!
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Silk flame lamp?
silk fire lamps - realistic flame lighting without the fire! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZeTM694HNA#)
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Praps she uses Vic rub or Vapona or whatnot?
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Shrugs:
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Pop over and ask her if you are man enough. Take a candle as a present angel1
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Pop over and ask her if you are man enough. Take a candle as a present angel1
When the restraining order expires like.... whistle:
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Pop over and ask her if you are man enough. Take a candle as a present angel1
noooo:...Married with a young baby...
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You need to get out more. noooo:
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You need to get out more. noooo:
When his curfew and tagging order are finished like...?
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You need to get out more. noooo:
I do :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun:
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You need to get out more. noooo:
I do :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun: :dogrun:
Barking
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Mornington Crescent
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Nick - you can be Barking mad, but, I've yet to hear anyone referred to as Mornington Crescent mad!
Also, dogs Bark, they don't Mornington Cres.
Tooting