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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 06:27:39 AM
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Last heard of intending to go to an induction at the gym scared2:
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Shouldn't this be in The All New Where is JOM Thread? rubschin:
Anyhooo... I haven't heard from him - does anybody have his number... apart from you like Miss D - you have the number of all the boys... sad24:
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Oh noes I don't evil:
Just yours , Snoopy , Nick , Pastis and TMR 8)
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Oh noes I don't evil:
Just yours , Snoopy , Nick , Pastis and TMR 8)
No, I meant more in terms of you have the measure of us... why do I bother like.... noooo:
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Oh no ...I'm not offering to measure anyfink eeek:
Anyways I don't believe Jommy has put in his leave card, phoned in sick or asked for a Hall Pass so the VP school of misconduct should show him no mercy whistle: ( depending of course on the circumstances scared2: )
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Oh no ...I'm not offering to measure anyfink eeek:
Anyways I don't believe Jommy has put in his leave card, phoned in sick or asked for a Hall Pass so the VP school of misconduct should show him no mercy whistle: ( depending of course on the circumstances scared2: )
We should send Nick to his ut! :thumbsup:
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Ferret him out like rubschin:
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Ferret him out like rubschin:
Zakly! :thumbsup:
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Nick has his number I believe.
Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:
I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke
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Nick has his number I believe.
Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:
I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke
NICK - get dialin' :thumbsup:
A heart attack for sure.... sad24:
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Nick has his number I believe.
Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:
I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke
NICK - get dialin' :thumbsup:
A heart attack for sure.... sad24:
Either that or he's destitute after following Unc's Cheltenham tips whistle:
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drumroll:
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drumroll:
Well...? Popcorn:
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
Have you got his number or not...? ::)
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noooo:
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Banghead
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noooo:
Wot no number ..........or heart attack......... rubschin:
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noooo:
Wot no number ..........or heart attack......... rubschin:
scared2:
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Mrs JOM says they are going to pan fry him at the crematorium. It's what he would have wanted.
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Mrs JOM says they are going to pan fry him at the crematorium. It's what he would have wanted.
Oh noes, he would have wanted a whole plethora of pans.... noooo:
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I have sent him an e-mail like.... :thumbsup:
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How will he answer it if he is dead?
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How will he answer it if he is dead?
His family will - I'll tell them he owes us all munny like! ;)
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Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?
You've seen some of the stuff he posts and the links associated with them eeek:
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Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?
You've seen some of the stuff he posts and the links associated with them eeek:
rubschin:
Anyhooooo... no reply yet.... noooo:
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Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?
You've seen some of the stuff he posts and the links associated with them eeek:
Probably took it into PC World and is now 'helping with enquiries'. noooo:
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Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?
You've seen some of the stuff he posts and the links associated with them eeek:
Probably took it into PC World and is now 'helping with enquiries'. noooo:
eeek:
Still no reply like.... noooo:
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Jail:
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His last post... 4 days ago like.... noooo:
Typical Chinese you see, finish one then fancy another
sad24:
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Violins:
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It is sadly that we report on JOM, elsewhere referred to as Just One More. While it would be premature to commit ourselves to a definitive position on his merits or even his existence, a VP committee is being assembled to consider the possibility of a decision, in the fullness of time, to regret his passing, if any.
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Jail:
Perhaps Baldy can smuggle a message out?
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It is sadly that we report on JOM, elsewhere referred to as Just One More. While it would be premature to commit ourselves to a definitive position on his merits or even his existence, a VP committee is being assembled to consider the possibility of a decision, in the fullness of time, to regret his passing, if any.
If that is the Plod view he is fooked noooo:
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It is sadly that we report on JOM, elsewhere referred to as Just One More. While it would be premature to commit ourselves to a definitive position on his merits or even his existence, a VP committee is being assembled to consider the possibility of a decision, in the fullness of time, to regret his passing, if any.
If that is the Plod view he is fooked noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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JOM is here! cloud9:
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He is a bit slow like.... rubschin:
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He's gone like.... sad24:
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He's gone like.... sad24:
Perhaps we need a seance?
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He's gone like.... sad24:
Perhaps we need a seance?
A weegy oueegie wieeg one of those board things like - with the glass on it....? rubschin:
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The glass has moved to 'J' eeek:
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Is he communicating? Ask him: is the M1 OK, I have to go out tomorrow.
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Is he communicating? Ask him: is the M1 OK, I have to go out tomorrow.
We've only got to 'J'.... ::)
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J25 or J 24? It's important cussing:
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J25 or J 24? It's important cussing:
Hold on... the glass is moving again.... scared2:
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J25 or J 24? It's important cussing:
Hold on... the glass is moving again.... scared2:
Your round .......... :thumbsup:
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No!
The glass stops on... 'O'.... eeek:
So, we have J and O.... scared2:
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Pan fried JO.............?????
Um rubschin:
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Hold on... it moves again..... scared2:
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'C'
(I feel a new game coming on "Weejee letters". Like three word story but much, much slower.)
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It stops abruptly on.....
....'M' eeek:
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The glass slides away and heads towards..... tunble:
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Could be JOck the WIndowcleaner trying to get in touch :thumbsup:
With his snaps, like
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The space - it stopped on the space! eeek:
So now we have.... rubschin:
J. O. M. and ' '.... scared2:
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Double-six............. rubschin:
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T I P S Y E L O P E eeek:
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You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it. noooo:
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T I P S Y E L O P E eeek:
No... ::)
The glass moves again!
It slowly, so slowly slides towards....
My mouth! happy001
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You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it. noooo:
eeek:
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You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it. noooo:
He does that all the time ::)
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You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it. noooo:
He does that all the time ::)
The force of collapso like...? eeek:
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Cats
Cars
LL
Roofing
The list is endless
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Dancing
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Dancing
That was an off day like.... redface:
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Dancing
Indeed
I wonder if anyone has a video of his accomplishments in that field rubschin:
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Email has arrived! cloud9:
JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like! :thumbsup:
I knew he was okay.... whistle:
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Phew ......I was just about to declare my true feelings for him cloud9:
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Phew ......I was just about to declare my true feelings for him cloud9:
He mentioned that in his email.... whistle:
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I am sure he will be relieved in due course. whistle:
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Obviously having an affair...usual excuse..'working late' and 'massive project'
Who's going to tell Mrs JOM...
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Oh ye of little faith noooo:
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Oh ye of little faith noooo:
*koff* I refer you to post #24... whistle:
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I'm sure he is looking ..but not touching like whistle:
Well other wimmin anyway ;)
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I'm sure he is looking ..but not touching like whistle:
Well other wimmin anyway ;)
shutup:
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Email has arrived! cloud9:
JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like! :thumbsup:
I knew he was okay.... whistle:
Do you think he will pay for the wasted dry cleaning of my black suit?
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Me too sad24:
It was my second best suit, fortunately
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I wear black every day...I was going to splash out on another Hawaiian shirt...
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Tipsy's eldest's eeek:
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No...I have just one loud shirt...reserved for loud shirt nights out with the boys...
Oh...
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Tipsy's eldest's eeek:
Splash out on Tipsy's eldest?
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Tipsy's eldest's eeek:
noooo: noooo: that's bad even for me .........
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Tipsy's eldest's eeek:
Splash out on Tipsy's eldest?
Thank you .........I am not alone .........
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Tipsy's eldest's eeek:
Splash out on Tipsy's eldest?
Thank you .........I am not alone .........
Sadly not. noooo:
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The JOM Memorial Thread is now fully up to VP standards. 8)
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We just need a pre wake wake on the house like :thumbsup:
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Well, he is still dead sad24:
Free bar Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Nick has his number I believe.
Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:
I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke
I'l have £50 on snow clearance please Snoopy :thumbsup:
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whistle: Evening all, apologies for the absence, I've been busy doing snow clearance like whistle:
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Not a snowballs chance in Hell...
Oh...you're not dead...
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My own thread cloud9: gee, you guys (and guyesses) cloud9: cloud9:
Serious head on.... As I said in my e-mail to Barman, I've been tied up on a large project at work which is now near completion, just a few i's to dot and t's to cross over the weekend, then presentation time Monday afternoon scared2: Normal service has nearly resumed, whether that is a good thing is a matter of debate :thumbsup:
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and Mrs JOM bought that... happy002 happy002
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Email has arrived! cloud9:
JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like! :thumbsup:
I knew he was okay.... whistle:
Do you think he will pay for the wasted dry cleaning of my black suit?
eeek: You had a Monika Monica Lewinsky moment over JOMs death? It seems necrophilia is alive and kicking in a stiff deady sort of way. confused:
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Email has arrived! cloud9:
JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like! :thumbsup:
I knew he was okay.... whistle:
Do you think he will pay for the wasted dry cleaning of my black suit?
eeek: You had a Monika Monica Lewinsky moment over JOMs death? It seems necrophilia is alive and kicking in a stiff deady sort of way. confused:
You daft mare, not my blue suit ::)
Anyway, I knew it would take JOM a few days to crawl up that slide after the gym.