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Title: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 06:27:39 AM
Last heard of intending to go to an induction at the gym  scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:33:12 AM
Shouldn't this be in The All New Where is JOM Thread?   rubschin:

Anyhooo... I haven't heard from him - does anybody have his number... apart from you like Miss D - you have the number of all the boys...  sad24:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 06:34:38 AM
Oh noes I don't  evil:

Just yours , Snoopy , Nick , Pastis and TMR  8)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:42:21 AM
Oh noes I don't  evil:

Just yours , Snoopy , Nick , Pastis and TMR  8)

No, I meant more in terms of you have the measure of us... why do I bother like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 06:52:02 AM
Oh no ...I'm not offering to measure anyfink  eeek:

Anyways I don't believe Jommy has put in his leave card, phoned in sick or asked for a Hall Pass so the VP school of misconduct should show him no mercy  whistle: ( depending of course on the circumstances  scared2: )
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:54:17 AM
Oh no ...I'm not offering to measure anyfink  eeek:

Anyways I don't believe Jommy has put in his leave card, phoned in sick or asked for a Hall Pass so the VP school of misconduct should show him no mercy  whistle: ( depending of course on the circumstances  scared2: )

We should send Nick to his ut!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 06:56:43 AM
Ferret him out like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:58:42 AM
Ferret him out like  rubschin:

Zakly!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Snoopy on March 15, 2012, 08:10:38 AM
Nick has his number I believe.

Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:

I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 08:14:59 AM
Nick has his number I believe.

Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:

I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke

NICK - get dialin'  :thumbsup:

A heart attack for sure....  sad24:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 15, 2012, 08:30:02 AM
Nick has his number I believe.

Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:

I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke

NICK - get dialin'  :thumbsup:

A heart attack for sure....  sad24:

Either that or he's destitute after following Unc's Cheltenham tips  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 08:34:37 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 08:44:34 AM
drumroll:

Well...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 08:46:17 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 08:47:49 AM
Shrugs:

Have you got his number or not...?  ::)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 08:49:49 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 08:50:34 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2012, 08:51:26 AM
noooo:


Wot no number ..........or heart attack......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 08:56:30 AM
noooo:


Wot no number ..........or heart attack......... rubschin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 08:58:54 AM
Mrs JOM says they are going to pan fry him at the crematorium. It's what he would have wanted.
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 09:03:59 AM
Mrs JOM says they are going to pan fry him at the crematorium. It's what he would have wanted.

Oh noes, he would have wanted a whole plethora of pans....  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 09:06:04 AM
I have sent him an e-mail like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 09:07:57 AM
How will he answer it if he is dead?
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 09:09:34 AM
How will he answer it if he is dead?

His family will - I'll tell them he owes us all munny like!  ;)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 10:33:11 AM
Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?

You've seen some of the stuff he posts  and the links associated with them  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 10:46:30 AM
Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?

You've seen some of the stuff he posts  and the links associated with them  eeek:

 rubschin:

Anyhooooo... no reply yet....  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 01:13:39 PM
Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?

You've seen some of the stuff he posts  and the links associated with them  eeek:

Probably took it into PC World and is now 'helping with enquiries'.  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 01:17:01 PM
Maybe his puter has been taken off him , as has his liberty ?

You've seen some of the stuff he posts  and the links associated with them  eeek:

Probably took it into PC World and is now 'helping with enquiries'.  noooo:

 eeek:

Still no reply like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 01:18:08 PM
 Jail:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 01:19:59 PM
His last post... 4 days ago like....  noooo:

Typical Chinese you see, finish one then fancy another

 sad24:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 01:22:43 PM
 Violins:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2012, 05:12:46 PM
It is sadly that we report on JOM, elsewhere referred to as Just One More. While it would be premature to commit ourselves to a definitive position on his merits or even his existence, a VP committee is being assembled to consider the possibility of a decision, in the fullness of time, to regret his passing, if any.
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 05:24:00 PM
Jail:

Perhaps Baldy can smuggle a message out?
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 05:29:01 PM
It is sadly that we report on JOM, elsewhere referred to as Just One More. While it would be premature to commit ourselves to a definitive position on his merits or even his existence, a VP committee is being assembled to consider the possibility of a decision, in the fullness of time, to regret his passing, if any.

If that is the Plod view he is fooked  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:04:01 PM
It is sadly that we report on JOM, elsewhere referred to as Just One More. While it would be premature to commit ourselves to a definitive position on his merits or even his existence, a VP committee is being assembled to consider the possibility of a decision, in the fullness of time, to regret his passing, if any.

If that is the Plod view he is fooked  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:15:39 PM
JOM is here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:20:09 PM
He is a bit slow like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:26:10 PM
He's gone like....  sad24:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 06:32:01 PM
He's gone like....  sad24:

Perhaps we need a seance?
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:35:07 PM
He's gone like....  sad24:

Perhaps we need a seance?

A weegy oueegie wieeg one of those board things like - with the glass on it....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:35:45 PM
The glass has moved to 'J'  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 06:38:15 PM
Is he communicating? Ask him: is the M1 OK, I have to go out tomorrow.
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:39:07 PM
Is he communicating? Ask him: is the M1 OK, I have to go out tomorrow.

We've only got to 'J'....  ::)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 06:39:56 PM
J25 or J 24? It's important  cussing:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:41:15 PM
J25 or J 24? It's important  cussing:

Hold on... the glass is moving again....  scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2012, 06:43:07 PM
J25 or J 24? It's important  cussing:

Hold on... the glass is moving again....  scared2:

Your round .......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:44:01 PM
No!

The glass stops on... 'O'....  eeek:

So, we have J and O....  scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 06:44:49 PM
Pan fried JO.............?????

Um  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:45:29 PM
Hold on... it moves again.....  scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 06:46:03 PM
'C'




(I feel a new game coming on "Weejee letters". Like three word story but much, much slower.)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:46:35 PM
It stops abruptly on.....


....'M'  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:47:37 PM
The glass slides away and heads towards.....  tunble:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 06:48:01 PM
Could be JOck the WIndowcleaner trying to get in touch  :thumbsup:

With his snaps, like
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:49:04 PM
The space - it stopped on the space!  eeek:

So now we have....  rubschin:

J. O. M. and ' '....  scared2:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2012, 06:50:23 PM
Double-six............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 06:51:00 PM
T I P S Y     E L O P E  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 15, 2012, 06:52:41 PM
You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:52:54 PM
T I P S Y     E L O P E  eeek:

No...  ::)

The glass moves again!

It slowly, so slowly slides towards....

My mouth! happy001
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:53:22 PM
You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it.  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 06:54:23 PM
You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it.  noooo:

He does that all the time  ::)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 06:57:32 PM
You're meddling with forces you don't understand ~ no good will come of it.  noooo:

He does that all the time  ::)

The force of collapso like...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 07:01:51 PM
Cats
Cars
LL
Roofing

The list is endless
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 15, 2012, 07:02:35 PM
Dancing
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 07:03:50 PM
Dancing

That was an off day like....  redface:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Dancing
Indeed

I wonder if anyone has a video of his accomplishments in that field  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 07:12:32 PM
Email has arrived!  cloud9:

JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like!  :thumbsup:

I knew he was okay....  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 07:18:56 PM
Phew ......I was just about to declare my true feelings for him  cloud9:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2012, 07:20:40 PM
Phew ......I was just about to declare my true feelings for him  cloud9:

He mentioned that in his email....  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 07:22:04 PM
I am sure he will be relieved in due course. whistle:

Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2012, 08:31:39 PM
Obviously having an affair...usual excuse..'working late' and 'massive project'

Who's going to tell Mrs JOM...
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 08:34:59 PM
Oh ye of little faith  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2012, 08:47:59 PM
Oh ye of little faith  noooo:

*koff* I refer you to post #24... whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2012, 08:53:23 PM
I'm sure he is looking ..but not touching like  whistle:

Well other wimmin anyway  ;)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2012, 08:57:10 PM
I'm sure he is looking ..but not touching like  whistle:

Well other wimmin anyway  ;)

 shutup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 09:18:24 PM
Email has arrived!  cloud9:

JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like!  :thumbsup:

I knew he was okay....  whistle:

Do you think he will pay for the wasted dry cleaning of my black suit?
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 09:23:16 PM
Me too  sad24:

It was my second best suit, fortunately
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2012, 09:29:48 PM
I wear black every day...I was going to splash out on another Hawaiian shirt...
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 09:30:59 PM
Tipsy's eldest's  eeek:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2012, 09:32:59 PM
No...I have just one loud shirt...reserved for loud shirt nights out with the boys...

Oh...
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 09:33:31 PM
Tipsy's eldest's  eeek:

Splash out on Tipsy's eldest?
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2012, 09:33:42 PM
Tipsy's eldest's  eeek:


 noooo: noooo:  that's bad even for me .........
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2012, 09:34:29 PM
Tipsy's eldest's  eeek:

Splash out on Tipsy's eldest?

Thank you .........I am not alone .........
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 09:35:25 PM
Tipsy's eldest's  eeek:

Splash out on Tipsy's eldest?

Thank you .........I am not alone .........
Sadly not.  noooo:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2012, 09:36:53 PM
The JOM Memorial Thread is now fully up to VP standards. 8)
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2012, 09:39:18 PM
We just need a pre wake wake on the house like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2012, 05:12:41 PM
Well, he is still dead  sad24:

Free bar  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
Nick has his number I believe.

Meanwhile "Gym Induction" you say ....... rubschin:

I'm offering evens on a heart attack
100/1 on snow clearance
66/1 on polishing Royal Funeral signs
3/1 his pooter is broke

I'l have £50 on snow clearance please Snoopy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2012, 06:56:59 PM
 whistle:  Evening all, apologies for the absence, I've been busy doing snow clearance like  whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 16, 2012, 07:01:41 PM
Not a snowballs chance in Hell...

Oh...you're not dead...
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2012, 07:02:15 PM
My own thread  cloud9:  gee, you guys (and guyesses)   cloud9:  cloud9:

Serious head on.... As I said in my e-mail to Barman, I've been tied up on a large project at work which is now near completion, just a few i's to dot and t's to cross over the weekend, then presentation time Monday afternoon  scared2:  Normal service has nearly resumed, whether that is a good thing is a matter of debate  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Pirate on March 16, 2012, 07:03:46 PM
and Mrs JOM bought that... happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2012, 07:16:09 PM
Email has arrived!  cloud9:

JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like!  :thumbsup:

I knew he was okay....  whistle:

Do you think he will pay for the wasted dry cleaning of my black suit?

 eeek: You had a Monika Monica Lewinsky moment over JOMs death?  It seems necrophilia is alive and kicking in a stiff deady sort of way. confused:
Title: Re: Where is Jommy ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
Email has arrived!  cloud9:

JOM is fine but is very busy at werk with 18 hour days doing some big, massively important project like!  :thumbsup:

I knew he was okay....  whistle:

Do you think he will pay for the wasted dry cleaning of my black suit?

 eeek: You had a Monika Monica Lewinsky moment over JOMs death?  It seems necrophilia is alive and kicking in a stiff deady sort of way. confused:

You daft mare, not my blue suit  ::)

Anyway, I knew it would take JOM a few days to crawl up that slide after the gym.