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Title: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 12:21:14 PM
Ok the question has to be who in their right mind has a crocodile for a pet when they live in a 12th floor apartment?

Just goes to show Nick that when you are looking around for the vultures and the swans you may want to keep an eye out for the less likely dangerous animals as well  point:

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A crocodile survived a fall from the 12th floor of a Russian apartment block after making an escape bid through a window, emergency services said on Wednesday.

Diving out of the window has become a habit for the crocodile, called Khenar, with concerned neighbours saying it was the third time he had used that method to flee, Moskovsky Komsomolets daily reported.

The crocodile lost one tooth in the latest fall but was otherwise unscathed, said a spokeswoman for the emergencies ministry in the Nizhny Novgorod region of central Russia.

"It seems the owner was not at home when the crocodile came out of the window," she said.

Emergency services put the crocodile in a local aquarium to recover from his fall. Within a few hours his concerned owner came to pick him up and the crocodile was last seen lying on the back seat of his owner's car.
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 12:22:33 PM
The Addams family had a lion  whistle:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 12:25:18 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:26:21 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 12:29:03 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:31:08 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:36:23 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:38:21 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)

Noooo.  eeek: noooo: eyes: noooo: eeek:

What about teletubby land? That exists surely.  cry:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:41:33 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)

Noooo.  eeek: noooo: eyes: noooo: eeek:

What about teletubby land? That exists surely.  cry:

Nope ~ Computer Generated Graphics + People dressed up in fluffy suits cut with some film of bunnies using a blue screen. The Little one ~ Po is actually Pui Fan Lee who is a presenter on CBeebies
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:42:18 PM
Berek I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but the Adaams family dont really exist, they are fictional characters played by actors.  happy100

Now that information will probably ruin his day (and Nick's)  lol: lol: lol:

What do you mean?  eeek: That tv isn't, well, real?  eeek: sad24: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Sit down dear ~ Now you know how you like to send flowers to those nice funerals on East Enders? Well the TV people give them to the local old peoples homes (after they've removed the condolence card.)

Noooo.  eeek: noooo: eyes: noooo: eeek:

What about teletubby land? That exists surely.  cry:

Nope ~ Computer Generated Graphics + People dressed up in fluffy suits cut with some film of bunnies using a blue screen. The Little one ~ Po is actually Pui Fan Lee who is a presenter on CBeebies

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 12:49:33 PM
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 12:51:16 PM
<snigger>
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:52:59 PM
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:

Oh I know he does. He's family.  ::)
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 12:54:36 PM
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:

Oh I know he does. He's family.  ::)

Wenchius deludicus?
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 12:57:49 PM
Snoopy you are an evil evil mutt, I'm surprised you havent told poor Wenchy that Harry Potter doesnt really exist either  whistle:

Oh I know he does. He's family.  ::)

Wenchius deludicus?

Nope Wenchy H Potter. Trust me I know these things. Ask Snoopy's daughter. She knows.  ;D
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:06:30 PM
But but but but wouldnt that mean that either you are male or harry potter is actually harriet?  eeek:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:11:34 PM
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 01:11:58 PM
But but but but wouldnt that mean that either you are male or harry potter is actually harriet?  eeek:

I never said I was him. Go back and read it properly now. Go on, run along.  ::)
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 08, 2007, 09:55:55 PM
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
What crocodile?
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Sour Puss on August 08, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
What crocodile?

The one from Sarov in Russia.  ::)

Moscow - Residents in the Russian nuclear research town of Sarov got a jaw-dropping surprise on Tuesday when a crocodile fell from the twelve-storey apartment of its owner, the emergency situations ministry said.

The
one-metre caiman crocodile
landed on a pavement after leaning too far out of the window of the apartment where it had lived for the last 15 years, the RIA Novosti news agency quoted an official with the local branch of the ministry as saying.

Frightened passers-by called the emergency services and rescuers managed to lasso the stunned animal and take it to a shelter for stray pets.

It was soon returned to its owner, unharmed apart from damage to one of its teeth, the official said.

Located in Nizhny Novgorod province east of Moscow, Sarov was the birthplace of the Soviet Union's first nuclear weapons and today is home to the Russian Federal Nuclear Centre.
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 08:48:36 AM
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
What crocodile?
doh:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2007, 10:44:45 AM
I have always regarded Star Trek as a documentary. YOu will be telling me it's all made up now!
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 10:52:14 AM
Its no good, I can't break Nicks heart like that. Yes Nick its a real documentary beamed to our televisions from far in the future....  whistle:
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2007, 10:52:43 AM
That's what I thought!
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 10:59:52 AM
Its no good, I can't break Nicks heart like that. Yes Nick its a real documentary beamed to our televisions from far in the future....  whistle:

But telling me that TellyTubby Land isn't real is fair game is it.  evil:

smote! AGAIN!
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 11:09:07 AM
Wenchy, when you get narked because someone tells you that the tellytubbies arent real you just go on a smiting spree. This is Nick we are talking about, given his Captain Calamity alter ego he could easily get narked off and cause a massive cataclysnick event  scared2:


Besides you go all cute when you are narked  eveilgrin:



Well my day cant get any worse so I may as well have some fun in the meantime
Title: Re: Its a crocolemming
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 11:11:17 AM
Its no good, I can't break Nicks heart like that. Yes Nick its a real documentary beamed to our televisions from far in the future....  whistle:

But telling me that TellyTubby Land isn't real is fair game is it.  evil:

smote! AGAIN!
I suggest you don?t ask him about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny?  whistle: