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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 04:31:45 PM
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sad24:
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You should have told us earlier .............
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No worries cos you are a lefty like! :thumbsup:
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But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:
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But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:
At least you can type........
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But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:
At least you can type........
Yes... ::)
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Yes v can ad bit sad24:
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Yes v can ad bit sad24:
happy100
happy001
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But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:
At least you can type........
And pick your nose...
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Looks like FingerBob rubschin:
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It bloody hurts angry041:
ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday. Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00 cussing: cussing: cussing:
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It bloody hurts angry041:
ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday. Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Get there early like! :thumbsup:
Oh, you can't do that can you? point:
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sad24:
I may have to post a aphoto eveilgrin:
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It bloody hurts angry041:
ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday. Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00 cussing: cussing: cussing:
rubschin:
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It bloody hurts angry041:
ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday. Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00 cussing: cussing: cussing:
rubschin:
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It bloody hurts angry041:
ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday. Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00 cussing: cussing: cussing:
That looks serious. Are you sure she didn't say, "bring a hook". I can think of one you could take like :thumbsup:
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sad32:
Everyfink is taking about three times AS LONg as usual noooo: Got stuck in the bath earlier noooo:
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ANd now my arm is swollen up where I got the tetanus injection sad24:
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If you were an animal whistle:
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sad32:
ANd know my neck hurts from the sling sad24:
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sad32:
Everyfink is taking about three times AS LONg as usual noooo: Got stuck in the bath earlier noooo:
How long do you normally get stuck in there for rubschin:
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sad32:
Everyfink is taking about three times AS LONg as usual noooo: Got stuck in the bath earlier noooo:
How long do you normally get stuck in there for rubschin:
;D ;D ;D
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I am dirtier on my left side than my right side sad24:
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I am dirtier on my left side than my right side sad24:
Eeewwwww! sick2:
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If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like sad24:
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If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like sad24:
Or not... like.... ::)
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If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like sad24:
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I was just clearing some weeds from my minuscule garden - real life garden not lady garden !
I was pricked by the rose bush.
There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.
I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.
Do I need a sling ?
Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?
Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?
Choices, choices, choices whistle:
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cussing:
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I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden - real life garden not lady garden !
I was pricked by the rose bush.
There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.
I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.
Do I need a sling ?
Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?
Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?
Choices, choices, choices whistle:
You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...
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Before the price of petrol goes up again :thumbsup:
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I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden - real life garden not lady garden !
I was pricked by the rose bush.
There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.
I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.
Do I need a sling ?
Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?
Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?
Choices, choices, choices whistle:
You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...
I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.
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I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden - real life garden not lady garden !
I was pricked by the rose bush.
There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.
I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.
Do I need a sling ?
Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?
Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?
Choices, choices, choices whistle:
You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...
I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.
happy001
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I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden - real life garden not lady garden !
I was pricked by the rose bush.
There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.
I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.
Do I need a sling ?
Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?
Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?
Choices, choices, choices whistle:
You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...
I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.
Cutting! lol:
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If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like sad24:
noooo: He is an animal Miss D.
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You could kiss it better like sad24: sad24: sad24:
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If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like sad24:
noooo: He is an animal Miss D.
Did you put him down ? lol:
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I wouldn't pick him up. ;D
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sad32:
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I wouldn't pick him up. ;D
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lol: lol: lol:
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I wouldn't pick him up. ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
And some idiot said there was going to be a drought. ::)
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Tipsy doesn't luv me sad24:
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Tipsy doesn't luv me sad24:
Nobody luvs you.... noooo:
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sad32:
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lol:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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sad24:
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You are so crude noooo: noooo: noooo:
angel1
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Everyone is being horrid about my pain sad24: sad24:
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You are so crude noooo: noooo: noooo:
angel1
redface:
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It's just his preferred brand
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Everyone is being horrid about my pain sad24: sad24:
There , there dear happy100
It's a good job your skin is so thick lol:
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Everyone is being horrid about my pain sad24: sad24:
There , there dear happy100
It's a good job your skin is so thick lol:
You sure? he certainly seems to damage it easily enough.
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sad24:
I am going to bed. So there evil:
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Everyone is being horrid about my pain sad24: sad24:
There , there dear happy100
It's a good job your skin is so thick lol:
You sure? he certainly seems to damage it easily enough.
happy001
Brittle bones too Uncle! lol:
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sad24:
I am going to bed. So there evil:
Take your tissues with you like... ;)
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Everyone is being horrid about my pain sad24: sad24:
Don't tell us you tried making bread again. noooo:
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Everyone is being horrid about my pain sad24: sad24:
Don't tell us you tried making bread again. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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The scabs have come off my other fingers sad24:
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happy100
I keep offering sympathy but to be honest I can't remember what you did to your hand.
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sad32:
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Don't just sit there blubbing boy! Either post a link or tell me what happened!! evil:
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Tripped over and landed on my knuckles. Scraped three badly sad24: Middle finger so trashed I could see the knuckle hinge moving sad24:
9 stitches and they scrubbed the bone to clean it sad24:
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Ah Yes! It all comes back to me now.
Sorry but short term memory is shot to fvck these days.
Have some more sympathy happy100 happy100
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Everyfink is covered in blood sad24:
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Where's that stiff upper lip, eh?
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sad32:
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You'll do something else soon enough that will help take your mind off you hand whistle:
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sad32:
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sad32:
The correct answer is:
"Right above this loose, flabby chin" © Kenneth Williams in Hamcock's Half Hour razz:
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Tripped over and landed on my knuckles. Scraped three badly sad24: Middle finger so trashed I could see the knuckle hinge moving sad24:
9 stitches and they scrubbed the bone to clean it sad24:
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Binge drinking... noooo:
Thank goodness for the new 40p per unit law... :thumbsup:
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sad32:
The correct answer is:
"Right above this loose, flabby chin" © Kenneth Williams in Hamcock's Half Hour razz:
:thumbsup:
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Phew! Thank you DS; I thought I might have been having another senior moment there ;)
IIRC it was the "Test Pilot" episode where KW was ground crew; no doubt Snoops or Uncle can confirm whistle:
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Well that was a waste of time cry:
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Phew! Thank you DS; I thought I might have been having another senior moment there ;)
IIRC it was the "Test Pilot" episode where KW was ground crew; no doubt Snoops or Uncle can confirm whistle:
Indeed it was. lol:
Hancock's Half Hour - The Diary (Pilot Sketch, "H For Hancock Calling") (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS9htHp580#)
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Well that was a waste of time cry:
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I trust you asked them to take away the pain but leave the swelling ...... The gerls would appreciate the sacrifice. eyes:
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She took the stitches out and told me to flex my finger. The wound popped open and it was a case of, "Hello again Mr Bone." noooo:
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happy100
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sad24:
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So its a sheath injury. rubschin:
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Can you come and kiss it better?
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It has gone all stiff sad24:
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eeek:
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sad24:
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The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMthktGgm0Q#noexternalembed)
. rubschin:
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Perhaps it's possessed...
Possessed Hand | Evil Dead 2 | Horror | Classic Clips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWY7OYUcB0#noexternalembed-ws)
Would certainly explain a lot of Nick's accidents. rubschin:
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I don't think it will ever be the same again sad24:
I still can't bend that finger noooo:
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. . . and it was the saturday finger! Poor Nick! whistle:
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The scabs have come off my other fingers sad24:
I bet you ate them. noooo:
I do sympathise with the everything taking three times as long. happy100 I get very frustrated and cross with myself for the same reason as well as my clumsiness. sad24:
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My finger clicks all the time sad24:
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Mmmmm . . where have I heard that before?
The moving finger clicks, and having clicked, moves on