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Title: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 04:31:45 PM

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 sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2012, 04:52:30 PM
You should have told us earlier .............
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2012, 05:07:34 PM
No worries cos you are a lefty like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 05:08:26 PM
But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2012, 05:13:11 PM
But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:

At least you can type........
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2012, 05:15:03 PM
But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:

At least you can type........

Yes...  ::)
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 05:17:25 PM
Yes v can ad bit   sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2012, 05:18:18 PM
Yes v can ad bit   sad24:

happy100










happy001
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2012, 05:20:48 PM
But havinng onlyone nand is tricky like sad24:

At least you can type........

And pick your nose...
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2012, 06:14:56 PM
Looks like FingerBob  rubschin:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 06:16:12 PM
It bloody hurts  angry041:

ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday.  Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2012, 06:25:09 PM
It bloody hurts  angry041:

ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday.  Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Get there early like!  :thumbsup:

Oh, you can't do that can you?  point:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 06:31:51 PM
 sad24:

I may have to post a aphoto eveilgrin:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
It bloody hurts  angry041:

ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday.  Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00  cussing: cussing: cussing:

 rubschin:

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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2012, 05:37:58 AM
It bloody hurts  angry041:

ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday.  Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00  cussing: cussing: cussing:

 rubschin:

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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2012, 09:08:42 AM
It bloody hurts  angry041:

ANd I have to go back at 10.00 on Monday.  Bring a book, she said. It seems all appointments are for 10.00  cussing: cussing: cussing:

That looks serious. Are you sure she didn't say, "bring a hook". I can think of one you could take like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2012, 11:24:10 AM
 sad32:

Everyfink is taking about three times AS LONg as usual  noooo:  Got stuck in the bath earlier  noooo:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2012, 11:38:23 AM
ANd now my arm is swollen up where I got the tetanus injection  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2012, 11:42:59 AM
If you were an animal  whistle:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2012, 11:45:31 AM
 sad32:

ANd know my neck hurts from the sling  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2012, 12:22:43 PM
sad32:

Everyfink is taking about three times AS LONg as usual  noooo:  Got stuck in the bath earlier  noooo:

How long do you normally get stuck in there for  rubschin:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2012, 12:24:33 PM
sad32:

Everyfink is taking about three times AS LONg as usual  noooo:  Got stuck in the bath earlier  noooo:

How long do you normally get stuck in there for  rubschin:


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2012, 01:45:09 PM
I am dirtier on my left side than my right side  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 03:12:27 PM
I am dirtier on my left side than my right side  sad24:

Eeewwwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2012, 03:14:49 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 03:25:08 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:

Or not... like....  ::)
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 05:33:10 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:

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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
I was just clearing some weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:

Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 03:57:21 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Pirate on March 21, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:



You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
Before the price of petrol goes up again  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 06:14:55 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:



You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...

I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 06:17:57 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:



You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...

I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.

happy001
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2012, 06:19:37 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:



You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...

I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.

Cutting!  lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 21, 2012, 07:52:32 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:

 noooo:   He is an animal Miss D.
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 07:55:34 PM
You could kiss it better like  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 07:57:26 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:

 noooo:   He is an animal Miss D.

Did you put him down ?  lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 21, 2012, 07:58:20 PM
I wouldn't pick him up.  ;D
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 07:58:51 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 07:59:56 PM
I wouldn't pick him up.  ;D

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 08:00:06 PM
I wouldn't pick him up.  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:04:53 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 21, 2012, 08:15:19 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

And some idiot said there was going to be a drought.  ::)
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:18:11 PM
Tipsy doesn't luv me  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 08:20:00 PM
Tipsy doesn't luv me  sad24:

Nobody luvs you....  noooo:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:27:48 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 21, 2012, 08:30:45 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:36:09 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 08:40:09 PM
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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 08:42:32 PM
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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:43:27 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 08:45:20 PM
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You are so crude  noooo: noooo: noooo:



 angel1
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:46:46 PM
Everyone is being horrid about my pain  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 08:49:08 PM
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You are so crude  noooo: noooo: noooo:



 angel1

 redface:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:51:31 PM
It's just his preferred brand
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2012, 08:52:25 PM
Everyone is being horrid about my pain  sad24: sad24:

There , there dear  happy100

It's a good job your skin is so thick  lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 21, 2012, 08:54:14 PM
Everyone is being horrid about my pain  sad24: sad24:

There , there dear  happy100

It's a good job your skin is so thick  lol:

You sure? he certainly seems to damage it easily enough.
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2012, 08:57:31 PM
 sad24:

I am going to bed. So there  evil:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 08:58:36 PM
Everyone is being horrid about my pain  sad24: sad24:

There , there dear  happy100

It's a good job your skin is so thick  lol:

You sure? he certainly seems to damage it easily enough.

happy001

Brittle bones too Uncle!  lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 08:59:49 PM
sad24:

I am going to bed. So there  evil:

Take your tissues with you like...  ;)

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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 09:49:14 PM
Everyone is being horrid about my pain  sad24: sad24:

Don't tell us you tried making bread again.  noooo:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2012, 09:50:19 PM
Everyone is being horrid about my pain  sad24: sad24:

Don't tell us you tried making bread again.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2012, 07:00:48 AM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 03:18:03 PM
The scabs have come off my other fingers  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2012, 03:19:55 PM
 happy100

I keep offering sympathy but to be honest I can't remember what you did to your hand.
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 03:20:37 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2012, 03:26:23 PM
Don't just sit there blubbing boy! Either post a link or tell me what happened!!   evil:




Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 03:32:51 PM
Tripped over and landed on my knuckles. Scraped three badly  sad24:  Middle finger so trashed I could see the knuckle hinge moving  sad24:

9 stitches and they scrubbed the bone to clean it  sad24:
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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2012, 03:38:20 PM
Ah Yes! It all comes back to me now.

Sorry but short term memory is shot to fvck these days.

Have some more sympathy  happy100 happy100
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 03:39:21 PM
Everyfink is covered in blood  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2012, 04:37:32 PM
Where's that stiff upper lip, eh?
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 04:38:17 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2012, 04:39:59 PM
You'll do something else soon enough that will help take your mind off you hand  whistle:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 04:40:57 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
sad32:

The correct answer is:

"Right above this loose, flabby chin"  © Kenneth Williams in Hamcock's Half Hour  razz:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 08:39:20 PM
Tripped over and landed on my knuckles. Scraped three badly  sad24:  Middle finger so trashed I could see the knuckle hinge moving  sad24:

9 stitches and they scrubbed the bone to clean it  sad24:
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Binge drinking...  noooo:

Thank goodness for the new 40p per unit law...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2012, 10:21:33 PM
sad32:

The correct answer is:

"Right above this loose, flabby chin"  © Kenneth Williams in Hamcock's Half Hour  razz:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
Phew!  Thank you DS; I thought I might have been having another senior moment there  ;)

IIRC it was the "Test Pilot" episode where KW was ground crew; no doubt Snoops or Uncle can confirm  whistle:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 11:09:54 AM
Well that was a waste of time  cry:


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Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2012, 11:14:54 AM
Phew!  Thank you DS; I thought I might have been having another senior moment there  ;)

IIRC it was the "Test Pilot" episode where KW was ground crew; no doubt Snoops or Uncle can confirm  whistle:


Indeed it was.  lol:

Hancock's Half Hour - The Diary (Pilot Sketch, "H For Hancock Calling") (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS9htHp580#)
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2012, 11:16:52 AM
Well that was a waste of time  cry:


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I trust you asked them to take away the pain but leave the swelling ...... The gerls would appreciate the sacrifice.  eyes:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 03:12:35 PM
She took the stitches out and told me to flex my finger. The wound popped open and it was a case of, "Hello again Mr Bone."  noooo:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2012, 04:24:56 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 04:28:20 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 27, 2012, 06:59:34 PM
So its a sheath injury.  rubschin:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 07:01:07 PM
Can you come and kiss it better?
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 03:56:19 PM
It has gone all stiff  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2012, 04:43:19 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2012, 04:30:15 PM

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 sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2012, 04:42:41 PM
The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMthktGgm0Q#noexternalembed)

.    rubschin:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2012, 10:46:10 AM
Perhaps it's possessed...

Possessed Hand | Evil Dead 2 | Horror | Classic Clips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWY7OYUcB0#noexternalembed-ws)

Would certainly explain a lot of Nick's accidents.  rubschin:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2012, 10:52:55 AM
I don't think it will ever be the same again  sad24:

I still can't bend that finger  noooo:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 14, 2012, 10:57:54 AM
. . . and it was the saturday finger! Poor Nick! whistle:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2012, 12:03:07 PM
The scabs have come off my other fingers  sad24:

I bet you ate them. noooo:

I do sympathise with the everything taking three times as long.  happy100 I get very frustrated and cross with myself for the same reason as well as my clumsiness. sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 12:04:36 PM
My finger clicks all the time  sad24:
Title: Re: My hand
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 21, 2012, 12:25:09 PM
Mmmmm . .  where have I heard that before? 

The moving finger clicks, and having clicked, moves on