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Title: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 01:22:25 PM: These few stories (http://news.google.co.uk/news/more?q=pope+cologne+casoli&hl=en&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ncl=denC3SwfjnEZWnM9sNVDgUhc0XVqM&ei=jDFnT7LdF6il0QXGitGcCA&sa=X&oi=news_result&ct=more-results&resnum=2&ved=0CBYQqgIwAQ) appear to cover the breaking news that the one man 'guaranteed' to have no reason to attract women, has commissioned his own personal pong!

Now, I've observed over the years that the wearer of a pong is usually the one person that can't really smell it - so, that begs the question, 'who is he trying to attract?'. noooo:
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2012, 01:26:26 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 01:22:25 PM
These few stories (http://news.google.co.uk/news/more?q=pope+cologne+casoli&hl=en&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ncl=denC3SwfjnEZWnM9sNVDgUhc0XVqM&ei=jDFnT7LdF6il0QXGitGcCA&sa=X&oi=news_result&ct=more-results&resnum=2&ved=0CBYQqgIwAQ) appear to cover the breaking news that the one man 'guaranteed' to have no reason to attract women, has commissioned his own personal pong!

Now, I've observed over the years that the wearer of a pong is usually the one person that can't really smell it - so, that begs the question, 'who is he trying to attract?'. noooo:

Women like flies of course. redface:
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2012, 01:27:55 PM: Do women like flies?
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2012, 01:29:18 PM: As long as they are zipped whistle:
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2012, 01:30:15 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 01:22:25 PM
These few stories (http://news.google.co.uk/news/more?q=pope+cologne+casoli&hl=en&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ncl=denC3SwfjnEZWnM9sNVDgUhc0XVqM&ei=jDFnT7LdF6il0QXGitGcCA&sa=X&oi=news_result&ct=more-results&resnum=2&ved=0CBYQqgIwAQ) appear to cover the breaking news that the one man 'guaranteed' to have no reason to attract women, has commissioned his own personal pong!

Now, I've observed over the years that the wearer of a pong is usually the one person that can't really smell it - so, that begs the question, 'who is he trying to attract?'. noooo:

Does it smell of sweeties and toys...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2012, 01:33:41 PM: Eau de Guilt.

A heavy and overwhelming scent.
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2012, 01:40:17 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
Eau de Guilt.

Jean Paul Guiltier

Christian Deplore
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 01:47:06 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2012, 01:40:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
Eau de Guilt.

Jean Paul Guiltier

Christian Deplore

drumroll:

Corrected spelling for you DS: Jean Paul Gotye

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY#ws)
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM: He wears red shoes. noooo: BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2F92225ahw7%2F120314_pope_Fashon_vmed_551p_photoblog600.jpg&hash=798c7962aa0f62cef52a57752746e135b669a563) (http://postimage.org/image/92225ahw7/)

I now have an ear worm, share my misery.....

SHE WEARS RED FEATHERS / FEET UP! - Guy Mitchell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg#)
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:04:57 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
He wears red shoes. noooo: BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2F92225ahw7%2F120314_pope_Fashon_vmed_551p_photoblog600.jpg&hash=798c7962aa0f62cef52a57752746e135b669a563) (http://postimage.org/image/92225ahw7/)

He even has Men in Black to take him up the chancel.
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 09:07:27 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
He wears red shoes. noooo: BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2F92225ahw7%2F120314_pope_Fashon_vmed_551p_photoblog600.jpg&hash=798c7962aa0f62cef52a57752746e135b669a563) (http://postimage.org/image/92225ahw7/)

He even has Men in Black to take him up the chancel.

happy001
Title: Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 04:34:05 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2012, 09:07:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
He wears red shoes. noooo: BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2F92225ahw7%2F120314_pope_Fashon_vmed_551p_photoblog600.jpg&hash=798c7962aa0f62cef52a57752746e135b669a563) (http://postimage.org/image/92225ahw7/)

He even has Men in Black to take him up the chancel.

happy001

As he is supposed to be gods representative on earth he probably also has men out the back to take him up the chancel and men in the outback to take him up the chancel.